Ed Gorman - Several Deaths Later

Instead, spread before him tonight under lights more appropriate to lighting a Vegas star, was a vast table filled with stuff called Scallop Brochettes with Lime Butter and Costolette di Agnello and Spinach, Fennel, and Pink Grapefruit Salad. And lots of other dishes equally fancy and equally not burger and french fries.

He ended up conning the waiter into bringing him a tunafish sandwich and some potato chips.

"You're not taking advantage of it," Cindy McBain said. She wore a baby blue sweater and dark blue skirt. The simple pearl necklace reminded him of high school and her chignon gave her an elegance he hadn't noticed before. She still looked tired but she also managed to look dazzled by the spread of exotic food and the carnival atmosphere provided by the third-rate lounge act presently on the stage.

"You sure you don't want a bite of my…" Cindy couldn't pronounce what she was eating. "Stuff."

"No, thanks."

"A bite wouldn't kill you."

"This crap, you can't be too sure."

"What's wrong with this… crap?"

"Maybe it's just my mood."

"Well, why don't you take just a teensy bite?"

She was like a six-year-old. Gentle but persistent. He was damn well going to have a bite. He was damn well going to be festive.

He pushed his face forward to her, in the wavering candlelight, and put out his tongue.

"You look like you're going to receive communion." Cindy giggled.

"Lay it on me, Father."

Cindy giggled again and started feeding him. He felt like an infant. It wasn't a completely terrible feeling, either. Sometimes being an infant didn't seem to be the worst fate in the world. People fussing over you all the time and playing giggy-goo-goo and wiping your butt for you and suffocating you with love and animal crackers. There were a hell of a lot worse gigs in the world than that one.

He was taking a bite of something that tasted remarkably like Kraft Cheeze-Whiz when, peripherally, he saw the man who'd been listening outside the party room door last night before the captain had told the "Celebrity Circle" about Ken Norris's death.

Tonight he wore another western-style suit, a gray one without frills, and the Stetson, which he took off and set on the table with a certain air of ceremony.

Abruptly, like a man used to being obeyed, he raised his hand and snapped his finger and a waiter, wary at being summoned this way, moved quickly to him. The man gave every impression of being competent, knowing, and more than likely dangerous. Tobin wondered more than ever who he was, and why he'd been listening at the door last night.

"He's interesting, isn't he?" Cindy said.

"Ummm."

"Ken didn't like him."

Tobin brought his attention back to her. "What?"

"Ken didn't like him."

"How do you know?"

"Because we saw him on the veranda, coming back to my cabin."

"And?"

"Ken got very tense."

"You sure?"

"He'd been holding my arm and he really gave it a squeeze. It hurt."

"But he didn't say anything about him?"

"No."

"And you didn't see the man again?"

"Huh-uh. Not till just now." Then she inclined her head back to where the man in the western suit sat. "Hey, look."

Tobin turned just in time to see the red-haired woman who'd been wrestling with Alicia Farris sit down at the man's table.

"The Odd Couple," Cindy said.

"Really."

"But it doesn't seem like romance."

"It doesn't?"

"Look at the body language."

"I've never really been a student of body language."

"The way she's leaning back."

"Ah."

"And the way she's keeping her arms folded across her chest."

"Ummm."

"Definitely not a romance."

"I wish you were as good at mind reading as you are at interpreting body language."

"Why?"

"Then we'd know what they're doing together. And who they are."

"I guess that would kind of help."

Tobin shrugged and went back to his scotch and soda. The redhead and the older man had started talking quietly and there wasn't much reason to watch them any longer.

"Hey!" shouted the lounge singer in the gold lame dinner jacket. "It's time for another tribute!"

"Time for another tribute?" Tobin said. "The bastard just finished one two minutes ago."

"Joey Dee and the Starlighters!" cried the singer as he assumed immediately the Twist position.

The name of the tabloid the redhead, Iris Graves, worked for was Snoop. Presently it sold a little more than three million copies a week and it enhanced its considerable newsstand revenues with advertising for hemorrhoid products and truss products and products for people who wet their pants and products for people who couldn't see so well and products for people who couldn't hear a damn word if you stood right next to them and screamed and products for people who wanted even a few more mementos of Elvis and products for people who enjoyed American flag coasters and American flag clocks and American flag socks. The biggest issue they'd ever done was estimating the number of "major Hollywood stars" who were rumored to have AIDS. (One office pundit saying, "If we could just tie UFOs into this somehow, we'd have a 99 percent sell-through.")

All of which made it virtually impossible for Iris to convince anybody that she was a bona-fide journalist. The thirty-seven-year-old beauty (and beauty she was and never forgot it) was a reporter for Snoop, but she was also holder of an M.A. in journalism from Harvard, former feature writer for the Chicago Tribune, and decliner of at least three hundred pitches to go into TV news-despite the fact that the camera would have gone sappy over her Hepburnish cheekbones and chills-down-the-spine smile. She wanted to have fun being a journalist and sitting behind an anchor desk was hardly her idea of that. So when Snoop's president, the surprisingly earnest J. H. Hoolihan, a shanty Irish muckraker who now got to put his fat white ass on the surface of a gold inlaid bathtub the size of a garage floor, offered her a job, she'd been, in equal parts, offended and intrigued. Her newspaper friends all ridiculed the idea, of course, and even her father seemed troubled by her impending decision ("Would you really want to see the Graves name on a paper like that, honey?"). But in the end, far more fascinated than she should have been, she took the job. And began learning about a new way of perceiving reality.

While most of what Snoop reported was not true in the absolute sense, almost everything it reported was true in some sense. If so-and-so was not having an affair with so-and-so, there was a good chance that they had spent some idle time together. If the latest cancer findings were not exactly a breakthrough, then at least they offered some new hope. And if the cop in New Jersey did not see a UFO exactly, he saw some goddamn thing. And so it went. Not the truth exactly but not a lie exactly either. And it sure beat covering city council meetings and fashion shows and Pet News. For instance, the story-scandal, really-she was working on now…

"You're tense tonight, darlin'."

"I've told you, Sanderson. Don't call me darlin'. I hate that."

"You're really one of them, aren't you?"

"One of whom?"

"Libbers."

"Oh, Christ."

"You deny it?"

"No, I don't deny it." She laughed. "I don't appreciate being mocked, little girl."

"I just didn't know anybody actually said that anymore."

"Said what?"

"'Libbers.' And especially in that tone. Sort of like 'Communist.'"

She'd made him angry and she knew it and she didn't give the slightest damn. When you were born beautiful and your father had oodles and you maintained a 3.8 all the way through grad school, there was very little you did give the slightest damn about.

He leaned forward, all cheap aftershave and cigarette smoke, and made his face mean. "You seem to forget I could have you arrested for what you did to me."