John Lutz - Pulse

“Hamburger?”

“You know-grill you. That’s police slang.”

“I’ve never heard that one,” Sal said.

“It was on one of those CSI programs.”

Sal knew he was going to have difficulty with this woman. She seemed to see conversation as a kind of oblique jousting with rubber lances. She motioned for Sal to sit on a small sofa with a worn green slipcover. A ginger cat glared at him and then skulked away. “I won’t do anything with a telephone directory,” she said.

She had Sal there. Again. He sat and looked at her.

Charmain grinned. “Isn’t that what the police do sometimes with a stubborn suspect? Whack him in the head with a phone directory? So there are no marks?” She acted it out, swinging hard with her arms parallel to each other.

“That’s right,” Sal said, playing along. “The more serious crimes get the biggest boroughs.”

“Now you are joking with me.” Charmain Graham laughed. She had a nice, musical laugh. Sal found himself liking her, despite that fact that she might be certifiably insane.

“So did you?” Sal asked. “See or hear anything last night?”

“Anything suspicious, you mean?” She sat down in a small upholstered chair angled toward the sofa. The chair creaked a warning, but she ignored it. There was a low wooden coffee table between them, bare except for some back issues of New York magazine fanned out like a hand of cards. The apartment was cheaply furnished but impeccably clean and ordered. There was nothing superfluous. No gewgaws, no photographs. Sal had talked to plenty of potential witnesses like this; Charmain Graham was lonely and glad for the company, even if it meant there’d been a murder next door.

Sal shrugged and smiled at her. “Tell me anything that comes to mind. I’ll figure out whether it’s suspicious.”

“The policeman who was here earlier said the murder took place in the park, but the killer came here afterward to clean up. How weird is that? They know that’s what he did because of the blood all over-”

“Yes, we’ve already established that,” Sal said, putting a little bite in his already gruff voice. He wanted some free association here, but he didn’t want the conversation to go off a cliff.

Charmain got the message. She teetered for a moment as if about to lose her balance, and then righted herself, her fingertips touching the base of her throat, and assumed a new attitude. She was an actress in one of those CSI episodes now. “At approximately seven minutes after three this morning, I heard laughter from next door.”

“You mean Macy Collins’s apartment.”

“It would be her bedroom, to be exact,” Charmain said. “I couldn’t sleep, like usual, and I woke up about quarter to three and just laid there. You know, tired but mostly awake and hoping I’d pass out altogether. But all I could do was keep changing positions. I had the air conditioner on high, but it wasn’t doing much, so I went over to adjust it and found it had frozen up, like it does sometimes. It was shooting out little flecks of ice but not much of a breeze. Well, there’s nothing to do then but switch it off and wait for it to thaw out, which it does pretty fast in this weather.”

“So that’s when the room got quiet,” Sal said, trying to keep her on point.

“That’s right.”

“And you heard laughter.”

“Not right away. I went back to bed, but I still couldn’t sleep. Macy’s bedroom is-was-right on the other side of my bedroom wall. They’re thick walls, though, in this old building. Mostly soundproof. But there’s a vent near my bed, and it sort of magnifies sound. I heard moving around in Macy’s bedroom. Couldn’t tell what it was. And now and then a voice.”

“Voices?”

“No. Just a man’s voice. At least, I think it was a man. I can’t be positive. Nothing I could understand. Just a low murmur now and then. And then, after about ten minutes, he laughed.”

“How do you mean? Like a big guffaw?”

“What’s a guffaw?”

“I mean, do you think he might have thrown back his head and laughed real loud?”

“No, more like a chuckle.”

“I’m not sure what a chuckle sounds like.”

“More like he was amused than that he was slapping his thigh with laughter.”

“Have you ever seen anyone actually do that?” Sal asked. “Laugh real hard and slap their thigh?”

“No.”

“Did you hear Macy’s voice at all?”

“No. Not a peep. She was already dead, wasn’t she? In the park?”

“ ’Fraid so.” Sal folded his black leather-bound notepad and stood up. “I’d like to see your room. Where you were when you overheard the laughing.”

“Chuckling.”

“Sure.”

Charmain fought her way up out of her creaking chair and led the way into her bedroom.

“Did you know Macy well?” Sal asked.

“Hardly at all. She didn’t live here all that long, and she was always busy, always on the go. Like she didn’t have time to make friends. No, wait a minute. I did see her once with an older woman, eating at a diner over on Broadway. They seemed friendly enough, like they had lots to talk about.”

“How old was this older woman?”

“In her forties, I’d guess. But she was one of those sort of larger women who might look older than they are. You know what I mean?”

“Sure. Did she often entertain men in her apartment?”

“Not that I noticed.”

The bedroom was as neat as the living room. The bed and dresser were IKEA. There was a small TV on a table where it could be seen from the bed. The floor was bare hardwood but for a small black and red oval throw rug. In the one window, the air conditioner that sometimes froze up was softly humming away. The bed was tautly made with a pale blue spread. A tattered brown stuffed bear was lodged between the pillows. It looked uncomfortable.

“I’ve had Andy since I was a little girl,” Charmain explained, noticing Sal staring at the bear.

“Do you sleep on the right side of the bed?” Sal asked. “Or does Andy?”

“I do.”

“Near that vent?” Sal pointed toward narrow grillwork that had been painted over countless times and was now the same cream color as the walls.

“Near enough.” Charmain seemed slightly embarrassed.

“When you heard noises from Macy’s bedroom, did you get out of bed and put your ear to the vent so you could hear better?”

Her round face flushed. Then she seemed to gather herself and put on a don’t-give-a-damn expression. “Of course I did. Wouldn’t you?”

“To tell you the truth, yes,” Sal lied. Or thought he lied. He smiled at her. “Stay right here.” He moved briskly from the room.

Charmain stood where she was for a minute or so, and then sat down on the edge of the bed. Her back was rigid, as if she might leap up any second.

Sal returned shortly, glanced at his watch, then walked over and stooped low so he could place his ear against the vent.

Within a few seconds he heard Harold tell him that now was the time for all good men to come to the aid of something. Then Harold said, quite distinctly, “Ha, ha, ha.”

Sal straightened up and stretched his back. Charmain remained seated on the edge of her bed, smiling at him in a way he didn’t like.

“If Macy talked in bed, you could hear her,” he said.

“Yes.”

“You’ve heard her before?”

Charmain smiled. “I said she didn’t bring men home often, not never.”

“You heard them through the vent? Having sex?”

“Why would you ask that?”

“It seems to deepen voices. Turned my partner into a baritone.”

“When you say partner-”

“I mean fellow detective, just now, through the vent,” Sal said, wanting no misinterpretation.