Tony Black - Paying For It

‘Isn’t that a risky strategy, Fitz?’

Cogs turned behind his eyes. I imagined a gerbil on a plastic wheel inside that great fat head of his. Who was he kidding? The only weight he brought to this table sat round his waist.

‘Risky, you say?’

‘Oh, I’d say very risky. Have you ever watched The Blues Brothers?’

‘ You what?’

‘ The Blues Brothers — you know, Belushi and the other one.’

Fitz looked lost. Truly stupefied. I waited for a drool to start from the corner of his mouth.

‘Anyway, in the movie they have this saying, “We’re on a mission from God”. Do you remember?’

He shook his head. He had the face of a saint… Bernard.

‘No. Oh well, they did. It’s what they said. But do you know what they were really saying? Deep down, what they were really trying to say with that statement, Fitz?’

I swear his mouth widened.

‘What they were saying was — Don’t fuck with us!.. Fitz, let me tell you something — I am on a mission from God.’

‘Fucking hell, you’ve cracked. You’ve finally cracked, Dury!’ he roared.

The tea came, the waitress gently placed it on the table before us. Fitz rose to his feet.

‘Shall, I be mother?’ I said.

He put on his hat, hurriedly fastened up his overcoat.

‘Fitz, I’m gonna be in touch soon. Real soon, about that favour.’

A crusty-looking geezer with a suitcase stopped me in the street.

‘Wanna buy the latest U2?’ he said.

I didn’t want to buy the first. They’ve had one good album, maybe two, tops, said, ‘Why would I?’

‘Oasis?’ he said.

‘I still have Revolver, what’s wrong with the real McCoy?’

He stood in front of me, held out his arms, tried not to let me past.

I stopped flat, said, ‘That’s a sure-fire way to get yourself hurt.’

He stepped aside. ‘Okay, okay, I can tell you know your music — name it, I’ve probably got it, or can get it. Just name it!’

‘Frenzal Rhomb.’

‘What?’

‘Australian punk outfit. Have you got Sans Souci? That’s their best.’

I started singing from my favourite track, ‘Russell Crowe’s Band’.

He left, tapping the side of his head.

Back on the bus, my phone went, said, ‘Amy?’

‘Who’s Amy?’

Turned out to be Col.

‘Sorry. I thought you were someone else.’

‘Obviously. I was calling to see how you were moving, but I see you’ve got your mind on other things.’

‘No, Col. Shit no. I was just…’

‘Distracted?’

‘That’s it.’

‘Well don’t be, Gus. Get your mind on the job I’m paying you for.’

‘Sorry.’

‘Did you speak to the tart?’

‘I did.’

‘And?’

‘Like you said it.’

‘But did she give you anything.’

‘Hell no, no way. Col, I’m working here, what do you take me for?’

‘I meant, information.’

‘Oh, right. No, nothing really. Look, I’ve put out some feelers.’

‘Any leads?’

‘Leads? Christ, I’m not Eddie bloody Shoestring!’

‘Okay. It’s just, well, his mother — her heart is broken.’

I felt an almighty pang of guilt. It appeared there for no reason, I’d been doing my best. I knew there were words I should be searching for to comfort Col, but my mind flipped.

‘There’s no point thinking like that,’ I said.

‘I just wish you had something to go on, you know, so I could say to her — Gus’s found this out, or what have you. Do you understand?’

‘I do. As soon as I have any news I’ll let you know.’

‘Okay, son. We’re all praying for you, you know that, don’t you?’

‘I do.’

‘Good. Good. Well, I’ll say goodbye then. God bless.’

I stopped in at the 7-Eleven on the way back to Fallingdoon House. Got stocked for a night in: six-pack of Murphy’s (Guinness sold out), half of Grouse and a full bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label.

I concealed the lot under my jacket on the way past Stalin. I’d got as far as my door when he shouted, ‘Tomorrow’s Monday.’

‘Yeah, and…?’

‘You’re not paid to be here by Tuesday.’

I shot him a glower, said, ‘Tell me tomorrow.’

Inside I pulled the plug.

I shotgunned three cans in no time, then quickly necked half another, topped it up with the scoosh and gulped deep. I felt the hit coming on right away. I remembered reading one of Hemingway’s books, the characters drank a few beers quickly and felt them go to their heads immediately. I hadn’t felt that way for a long time. But to get lashed good and proper, definitely don’t hang about.

I cracked the last can when the door went.

It was Milo. ‘Howya.’

He had his head bowed, when he looked up I saw he carried a massive shiner. Bruno got off lighter from Tyson. I felt furious, immediately gripped with rage.

‘What happened?’

‘Arrah, it’s nothing.’

‘Milo, it’s more than nothing. Have you had it seen to?’ The eye bulged to the size of an egg, angry blood vessels had burst inside.

‘Go way outta that, it’s just a scratch.’

‘What happened?’

‘I… er… well it’s embarrassing, really. I walked into a door.’

I don’t know whether the drink or my instinctive trust of him let me believe this, but I bought it straight away. I watched him shuffle into my room and slowly lower himself down in a chair.

‘Have ye tea yet?’

‘Eh, no. Sorry, it’s on my list. I’ve had a bit of a full day.’

‘No matter. You have the telly, mine is still broke, can I watch with you?’

‘Sure you can. Go ahead.’

River City polluted the airwaves.

‘Bloody shite,’ said Milo. ‘Can’t watch this, can you?’

‘Never have.’

Milo flicked, settled on a doco, something about the Beats. Some dated footage showed Jack Kerouac reading from On the Road. He looked old and wasted. Alcohol oozed from his every pore.

Like most of my generation I’d read his books, once or twice, some more than that. There was a time when the whole Beat thing meant something to me. I swore it spoke to me, but not now.

I couldn’t quite pin it down but somewhere in the last few years I’d lost all sense of idealism. The thought of cruising across the States with a bunch of dropouts seemed nothing more than a trip to me now. Not worth bothering about. And, no shit, I didn’t have the energy.

After the doco, Milo muttered, ‘You know, I’ve a notion to go and read that book.’

‘I wouldn’t bother.’

‘You’ve read it then, On the Road.’

‘I could tell you more about it than they’re letting on. For starters, he didn’t write it in three weeks flat the way they tell it. Oh no, there was about ten years’ worth of rewrites before it made its way into print. But they like to keep quiet about that.’

‘Ah, it removes some of the mystery the way you tell it.’

‘No mystery, just plain old hype — gotta keep those tills ringing.’

‘My, you’re a cynic, Gus Dury. It’s a cynic ye are.’

‘I won’t deny it.’

I broke the seal on the Johnnie Walker. ‘Can I tempt you?’

‘My stomach would never take it. ’Tis a terrible affliction I have these latter years.’

I thought, ‘That’s all the more for me then.’

‘Sure I can’t tempt you with even a small one — could water it down.’

‘No thanks. I’m sure you’ll manage fine on your own. Gus, do you mind me asking — how do you know all this stuff, are ye an educated man?’

‘God, no. I just know books. I’m a reader for my sins. Since I was a boy, I’ve been bookish and solitary, scared the hell out of my father so it did.’