William Kienzle - Requiem for Moses

Slowly, Sophie slid down, with the casket inexorably pressing upon her. As she hit the floor, the bier tipped over and the body tumbled out of the casket and onto Sophie.

Moe, still in his shroud, and Sophie, still in her hat, were chest to chest, eyeball to eyeball. Moe blinked.

“He’s alive!” Sophie screamed. “He’s alive! He’s alive!”

And Moe, shroud and all, rolled off Sophie onto the floor.

By this time there was no possible way Koesler could get close to the scene. The pileup of bodies steadily increased as those in the rear continued to press forward. Those who had been in front were now mainly on the floor at the bottom of the pile.

Koesler stood rooted, murmuring, “Wow …! Wow …! Wow …!”

Pat Lennon extracted herself from the pile. She took a cellular phone from her purse and placed a brief call. She then made her way to Koesler’s side. “I called 911,” she said. “Don’t you think we should get these people out of this pile? Somebody’s liable to get hurt.”

“Yes, yes … good idea.” Koesler regained leadership.

The reestablishment of order became the prime concern. Those at the rear backed away and began peeling people from the pile. Eventually, everyone was upright. By general unspoken consensus, the crowd was giving way to the family and Koesler.

“Moe!” Margie said.

“Pop!” David said.

“Daddy!” Judith said.

“Dr. Green!” Koesler said.

“A miracle! A miracle! My eyes have seen the glory! A miracle!” Father Reichert said.

Koesler looked over his shoulder. The crowd had deferred to the only other priest present. Father Reichert’s wire-rimmed glasses were bent out of shape and sat askew on his face. His wispy hair was mussed. There was a wild look to his eyes. He was on his knees as he repeated, “A miracle! Now you may dismiss your servant in peace! A miracle!”

As fascinating as was Father Reichert’s reaction, especially considering his earlier attitude toward this wake, Koesler had weightier matters to consider. But before he or any of the family had time to make heads or tails of what had happened, the EMS crew arrived.

Paramedics generally claim that within a few weeks-months at most-after joining EMS they will have seen everything. But this evening, every one of them agreed this was new territory.

One of the crew had attended more than one Jewish funeral. He recognized the burial shroud, especially since the coffin, lying on its side, was right there. Obviously, the casket had tipped over. And obviously the corpse had spilled out. That was unusual. But stranger still, the corpse was alive. It was blinking its eyes and making sounds.

The paramedic explained the situation to the others, concluding, “… so what in hell do we do?”

A second crew member offered, “Take him to Receiving, I suppose.”

“Maybe we should take him to the morgue?” the first asked.

“He ain’t dead.”

“Well, he was. They were getting ready to bury him.”

“Just think of what you’re saying!”

“Well, it ain’t up to us. Doc Moellmann can say whether he’s dead or alive or something in between.”

“N-n-n-n …” Dr. Green said.

“What?”

“N-n-n-n …”

“He’s trying to say something,” the crew member said. “Cut the shroud so he can move his mouth better.”

The shroud was slit.

“No!” Green said, with as much insistence as he could muster.

“No what , Moe?” Margie asked.

“No … hospital.”

“You really ought to go to the hospital, Pop,” David said.

All things considered, thought Koesler, the family was holding up very well. At least no one had fainted; that was a mercy. Taking care of someone seemingly dead but now alive was quite enough without anyone else’s needing attention.

“No … hospital!” It was evident that speech was extremely difficult for Green. It seemed to take every ounce of effort for him to produce just the two words.

Considering the difficulty he had in speaking, it seemed safe to assume he really did not want to be taken to the hospital-for whatever reason.

“Where to, Pop?” asked David.

Green tried to talk. His lips trembled, but nothing escaped.

“Where do you want to go, Moe?” Margie asked. “We can’t stay here. We’ve got to take care of you.” She looked deeply into his eyes. He seemed to be attempting some form of communication. Perhaps ESP. “Home?” Margie asked.

Green appeared to relax. He nodded.

“Then it’s home,” Margie said.

“I don’t think so,” said the EMS crewman.

“What?”

“We don’t take people home. Just to the hospital.”

Margie was annoyed. “Then we’ll get an ambulance. Young lady …” She addressed Pat Lennon. “… would you please call an ambulance service?”

“Sure.” And Lennon did.

“Lady,” the EMS man said, “takin’ him home might not be your smartest move. This guy needs some attention …. I mean, he was gonna get buried.”

“He’s a doctor, a physician,” Margie said angrily. “He wants to go home. Any law against that?”

He shrugged. “You’re the boss.” The EMS crew gathered its paraphernalia and left.

While giving the family and the two priests room to breathe, many in the crowd continued to jockey for a better vantage. Some few stood apart, feeding on the rumors and sightings of those up front. At least no one was shouting or shoving now.

Aunt Sophie, by this time, had regained her feet and was regaling a captivated audience with her essential role in these truly extraordinary events. It was, she insisted, her voice that had penetrated her brother’s lifeless ears and called him back from the dead.

As the EMS crew packed up to leave, Sophie became aware that decisions were being made-decisions that lacked her input. This was not acceptable. By anyone’s measure, she was the moving force in this drama; but for her, Moe would be proceeding toward his grave. “Why,” she demanded, “is Moe not being taken to the hospital?”

“Because,” Judith said, “he doesn’t want to go.”

“Doesn’t want to go! Then where-?”

“We’re taking him home,” Margie said testily. “That’s where he wants to go.”

Sophie pondered that for a very few moments. “Okay, that makes sense. He’ll be hungry. I’ll fix him some soup. You got any chicken, Margie? Never mind; there must be a butcher shop in this god-awful city. It won’t be kosher. But that’s okay … I’ll fix it.”

Margie chewed on her lip. She wasn’t going to say what she felt like saying. Finally she said firmly, “David, make sure your Aunt Sophie has a place to stay for tonight. One of the downtown hotels should be all right. And arrange for her air transportation back home tomorrow. That’s a good boy.”

“What?!” Sophie exploded.

David winced. The battle was joined. And he was monkey in the middle.

Father Reichert was oblivious to this or any other distraction. He had his miracle and it had driven him to his knees in silent awe.

Father Koesler moved far enough apart so that while he could not shut out the angry voices entirely, he was at least not pulled into the dispute. Pat Lennon crossed to his side. With him, she stood staring at Sophie and Margie. “Who’s going to win this one?”

“No doubt whatever,” said Koesler. “Mrs. Green.”

“I don’t know; that aunt seems like a pretty dogged dame.”

Koesler smiled briefly. “You are not acquainted with Mrs. Green, then.”

“Only at various celebrity functions. You have a different experience with her?” She flipped open her notebook and stood with poised pen.

Koesler looked pointedly at her reporter’s tools. “This is just what I most feared would happen.”