Gay Hendricks - The First Rule of Ten

“Tenzing Norbu, as I live and breathe. Your man said you were looking for me. What’s the word?” He sounded the same-hoarse, but openhearted. I remembered how much I liked him.

“Good to hear your voice, Zimmy. You doing okay up there?”

“More than okay, my friend. Jilly and I, we have a baby now. Named him Burroughs, after the Beat writer, may his subversive soul rest in peace. My life today? It’s better than my wildest dope-induced dreams. I should be long dead. Instead, I got me a wife, a kid, a dog-the whole enchilada.”

“Plus a pear farm, right?”

“Yeah, well, I don’t actually grow those suckers myself. I just own the land they’re on. Somebody else does the growing. I do think good thoughts about them a lot, though.”

“That counts.”

We both chuckled. If we lived closer, we’d probably be friends.

A shadow passed over my heart.

“Did Mike tell you why I wanted to talk to you?”

“Nope. Just that you did. What’s up?”

I explained that I was no longer with the LAPD, that as of this week I was a private detective.

“Cool,” Zimmy said. “How’s that working out for you, then?” If he was impatient for me to get to my reason for calling, he didn’t show it.

The truth is, I was stalling.

I took a deep breath.

“Zimmy, you had a visitor here a few days ago. She didn’t know you’d moved. Barbara Maxey.”

Zimmy barked with laughter.

“Barb? I don’t believe it. I was just thinking about her the other day, swear to God. I’ve been trying to track her down. I owe her an apology, you know, amends. Barbara Maxey. Talk about a flash from the past. How the hell is she? How can I reach her?”

This was getting harder, not easier.

“You can’t … She’s not … I’m so sorry, Zimmy. She’s dead.”

The silence was heavy and dark. Then I heard soft sobs. I waited. Said nothing as he tried to pull himself together.

“What happened? Did she OD?”

I guess that’s the first place fellow addicts go, recovering or not.

“No. At least I don’t think so,” I said.

For the third time in as many days, I relayed the story of Barbara Maxey: her visit to me, and all that followed.

“It’s just too weird. I don’t think about her for years, then I do, and now this?” His voice broke. “Ah, Jesus.”

He put down the phone. Blew his nose. When he came back on, his voice was firmer.

“Thanks for calling to tell me,” he said. “Is there anything I can do to help?”

That’s Zimmy for you, in a nutshell.

“Maybe,” I said. “Barbara wasn’t just looking you up for old time’s sake. She wanted to warn you. Something to do with your royalties. Any idea what she meant?”

He went silent. Finally he said, “I might. I had a situation recently, a run-in with somebody over royalties. But I don’t see how Barbara could possibly fit into the picture.”

“She said it was heavy. ‘Something bad’ were her exact words. Was your situation bad enough to kill for?”

“Jesus, Ten, I don’t think so, but …”

“But what?”

“I sort of got threatened myself the other day. I thought I took care of it.”

“Sort of? What happened?”

“Some guy came by the ranch. That was strange all by itself. I’m way off the grid up here.”

“So I noticed.”

“Hey, that’s the way I like it. I spent close to thirty years on the road, twenty of them grinding it-I must have sung in every dingy dive in every Podunk town in America. God, those places were depressing. No wonder I self-medicated. Then I had a hit or two, and it was the same thing, only bigger-bigger stages, bigger tours, bigger excuses to do bigger drugs. Different venues, same ol’ same ol’.”

He drifted off for a moment. I waited.

“Yeah, so these days I try to stay in one place as much as I can. Today it’s all about Jilly and Burroughs. Keeping it simple, you know? So when this asshole in fancy slip-ons showed up at my front gate, he was dragging some bad memories along with him.”

“Who was he?”

“Wasn’t so much who as what. Sharp suit. Ostrich loafers that set him back at least a thousand. He was straight out of the old music-business days, Ten. Godfather time. You know, the Mob.”

I knew next to nothing about the music business. I certainly didn’t know there was a Mob connection.

“How’d he find you?”

“Good question. I’m guessing the Internet. Can’t hardly hide anywhere, anymore. Anyway, my foreman left him cooling his designer heels on the dirt road outside the entrance. Came and got me.”

“So you talked to him?”

“Yeah, I figured I’d better. I never unlocked the gate for him, though. I took one look at the punk and knew whatever he was selling, I wasn’t buying.”

Fascinating as all this was, I couldn’t see what it had to do with Barbara. I glanced at the clock. It was nearing two in the morning. I swallowed a yawn. Maybe Zimmy heard, because he picked up the pace.

“Long story short, he said his name was Tommy Florio, and he wanted to talk comeback tours. Another bullshit artist is what I thought. I told him I wasn’t interested in any comeback tour, because I wasn’t interested in coming back. Then he handed over some papers, along with a fancy basket of gourmet foods. Said did I know I was owed a bunch of royalties? That my record company had scammed me? He claimed he knew how to make it right.”

My ears perked up.

“So, is that true? About the royalties?”

“Well, yeah. Probably. I mean, record companies skimmed from just about everybody in the early days. We all bitched about it. Still do. But back then if you bitched too much, you found yourself without a contract.”

“Did you take him up on his offer?”

“Hell, no. I like money as much as the next guy, but no way was I going to have some goon ‘make things right’ for me. I refused his offer and told him where he could shove his bribe. And that’s when things got heavy, like you said.”

I grabbed a notebook. Wrote down: Tommy Florio. Royalty scam. Heavy.

“Florio tells me I’m making a big mistake. Pissed me off even more. How is he supposed to know whether something I do is a mistake or not? Then he says, ‘You don’t want to end up like Buster.’ That got my attention, because Buster and I go way back. We hit Billboard ’s Top Ten around the same time, me for Rock, him for R amp;B.”

“I’m sorry, Buster …?”

“Buster Redman. ‘Shake It Out’? ‘Come Runnin’?”

I said nothing.

“Jesus, Ten, he’s one of the greats!”

“I spent my formative years in the monastery, remember?”

“Right. Sorry,” Zimmy said. “Buster’s a touchy subject. He passed away last year. The man was a flat-out genius, and he never got the money or attention he deserved. His death was pretty sudden. Beulah-that’s his old lady-insisted something fishy was going on, but there was never any proof. I thought she was blowing smoke. Now I’m not so sure.”

“You think this guy Florio was threatening you?”

“You’re the cop. What do you think?”

“Ex-cop. Did you keep the papers?”

“Yeah, they basically authorize his company to go after any unpaid royalties due me.”

I asked him to fax me the contract. Gave him all my numbers and told him to call if anything else came up. I also jotted down Buster’s widow’s number. I was just about to hang up when he stopped me.

“One last thing,” he said. “Speaking of numbers, the guy had mine. It scared me.”

“I don’t think you need to-”

“My home phone, Ten. Not my cell. Nobody knows it except my neighbor, my wife, and me. The little weasel has my home number. I asked him how he got hold of it and all he said was ‘Give my regards to Jilly and … little Burroughs, is it?’ So I ask you again. Does that constitute a threat? What do you think?”