Robert Randisi: Everybody Kills Somebody Sometime

Las Vegas

November 26, 1996

2:06 A.M.

When the building imploded it was like they ripped my fuckin’ heart out.

I watched as forty-four years of history-forty-three of which I was a part-collapsed in a heap of mortar-and-brick rubble. But I was surprised when my shoulders came down with the building, and my insides unclenched.

Only a few hours ago I was standing at my post in the pit among the blackjack tables. Forty-three years ago Jack Entratter had hired me, and three hours ago the current owner, Sheldon Adelson, had been decent enough to walk out ahead of me and allow me to be the last person to leave.

At seventy-six I didn’t have that much time left to make memories, but that was one I wanted to have. Now I stood under the great Sands marquee with the other employees who had hung around-Sheldon standing on my right, Las Vegas great Wayne Newton on my left-to watch as the walls came tumbling down.

Suddenly the air was filled with dirt and dust. People began to scatter pretty quickly, some coughing and covering their mouths.

“Come on, Eddie,” Sheldon said, grabbing my arm. “Let’s get away from here. This stuff’s not gonna be good for your asthma.”

I started coughing as Sheldon dragged me away and suddenly Ifelt my legs going out from under me. From my other side I felt Wayne Newton’s strong hands take hold of me and the two practically carried me away from the scene.

“Eddie?” I heard Sheldon call.

All of a sudden I wasn’t sure where I was. I turned my head and instead of seeing a pile of rubble I saw the great Sands Hotel as it had stood thirty-six years ago, in it’s glorious heyday, when Frank and Dino and Sammy were there, when I was a helluva lot younger and stronger and times were better and exciting ….

“Eddie?” I heard Sheldon say. “Come back.”

But fuck it, I didn’t want to ….

Las Vegas

January 25, 1960

When I spotted Joey Bishop walking toward me across the Sands casino floor, I figured he wasn’t heading for a blackjack table. Although a member of Sinatra’s Rat Pack-he called himself a “mascot” while Sinatra called him “The Hub of the Wheel”-Joey didn’t drink or gamble, and he didn’t party much. Even after the shows in the Copa Room-which Sinatra had started calling “The Summit”-while the others went out and partied the night away, Joey usually went back to his room. I’d heard him refer to himself more than once as a “Go-Home” guy.

So, to see him walking toward the blackjack tables meant one of two things: either he had a friend playing, or he was coming to see me.

I’m Eddie Gianelli. In Brooklyn they used to call me Eddie G, and I guess it was only natural the moniker would follow me to Vegas. For years I had come to Las Vegas like everybody else, to see some shows and play a little blackjack, but eventually I learned that it was Vegas itself I loved. It was the smell and the feel, the limitless food and sex and opportunities, the pulse of the place, not just the action, so twelve years ago I came and stayed. I got some jobs in casinos, working my way up to blackjack dealer in places like the Flamingo, the Desert Inn and the Sahara, but when the Sands opened its doors in 1952, I hustled my ass to put in my application for a job.The call did not come for a year, but once I got in I used five of the last seven years to work myself up to pit boss, where I am now-and pretty damned happy about it, too.

When Joey reached the tables he waved at me. We met over a covered table that had not yet been opened. It was still early in the evening, and all of the tables weren’t in use yet. The slot machines, lining the walls all around us, were likewise only about half in use, with only the occasional sound of coins hitting the tray or bells going off. The slot machines were traditionally played by women-wives, girlfriends, both-who were trying to win a few bucks while their men dropped real money at the tables. Some Vegas insiders were predicting bigger things for the slots in the future, but I had my doubts about that. To me, the real money was always going to be at the table.

As usual, Joey was decked out in a suit that would have cost me a week’s salary, maybe more.

“Eddie G, my buddy,” Joey said, extending his hand.

“Buddy” was stretching a point. I knew Joey, of course-knew who he was, and who he hung around with, and had seen him in the casino, though never gambling. We’d had conversations and coffee together once or twice. I knew Joey like I knew a lot of people because a total of twelve years working on the strip had put me in the know.

“Joey,” I said. “What can I do for you, pal?” What the hell? If he could lay it on thick with “buddy” I could do the same with “pal.”

“Well, it’s not exactly what you can do for me, Eddie, but for a friend of mine.”

“A friend?” I knew who Joey’s friends were. “Uh, just who are we talkin’ about here, Joey?”

He shrugged. “I’m talkin’ about Frank.”

“I don’t understand,” I said. “What the hell would Frank Sinatra want with me?”

“Well … can we go someplace for a cup of coffee?” Joey asked.

I checked my watch.

“I can meet you in the coffee shop in about twenty minutes. Can Mr. Sinatra wait that long?”

“Hey,” Joey said, with another shrug, “if he has to wait, he has to wait. I’ll see you in half an hour.”

I knew that Joey Bishop was probably one of two people in Las Vegas who wasn’t afraid of Frank Sinatra and his perceived connections to organized crime.

I also knew that I wasn’t the second person.

I found Joey sitting alone in a booth in the back of the coffee shop. I was willing to bet that he had signed more than a few autographs while sitting there, but at the moment he was alone.

“Joey,” I said, sitting opposite him.

“Thanks for coming.”

The pretty waitress came over and I said, “Just coffee, Bev.”

“Comin’ up, Eddie.”

Joey and I watched her walk away, firm ass twitching with every step. When it came right down to it, all the waitresses in the Sands were knockouts. It was something the owner, Jack Entratter, made damn sure of. Jack was a confirmed tits-and-ass man and, since I shared the same appreciation for a great set of knockers and a firm, round butt, it made working there even better, especially since most of them were single and available-and some of the married ones were, too.

As we watched Beverly walk away, the look on Joey’s face never changed. He looked perpetually bored with life, even when he was performing. He was looking at her appreciatively, but one of the other things I knew about Joey Bishop was that he didn’t cheat. It made him an even odder member of the Rat Pack, since those guys attracted babes like nobody’s business.

“Okay, Joey,” I said, “you’ve got my attention and nobody else can hear us. What’s up?”

“Frank wants to talk to you.”

“To me? Yeah, sure. What’s the gag?”

“No gag, kiddo.”

“What’s it about?”

“That’ll be between you and him.”

“When?”

“Now.” Joey looked at his watch. “He’s in the steam room.”

“The steam room?”

Sinatra had had the steam room built especially for him and his pals so they’d have something to do between shooting their new movie, Ocean’s 11, and their Summit show in the Copa Room. Very few people beyond those five-Frank, Dino, Sammy, Peter Lawford and Joey-were ever allowed in there.

“Yep. We can go there right now, if you want.” Joey made as if to rise.