Max Collins - Scratch Fever

“Nope. But I don’t always like girls, either.” She touched his leg.

He couldn’t think of anything to say.

“You thought I was queer, didn’t you?” she said.

“Oh. I don’t know.”

“I like girls. I like guys, too, sometimes. I don’t know. Sometimes, it’s... well, it’s easier for me with girls.”

“Is it easy with Julie?”

He’d crossed some line he shouldn’t have. She pulled her hand away from his leg, and the nasty look returned. “Don’t get cute, prick,” she said.

“I didn’t mean anything by it.”

“You just better stay on my good side.”

“Hey, I’m not here because I asked to be, you know.”

“Yeah. I know. You got a better temper about it than I would, I guess.”

“Do you work for Julie?”

“I do stuff for her. I’m kind of a night watchman at the Paddlewheel. Most of Gulf Port is all-night places, but Julie closes up at two. So I keep an eye on the place most nights.”

“Not tonight.”

“No. Tonight I’m keeping an eye on you.”

“I see.”

“If Julie wants me to sit on you, she’s got her reasons. It’s between the two of you. I got nothin’ to do with it.”

“How much do you know about her?”

Ron smiled. “I know her pretty well.”

“She tried to kill me once. With a shotgun.”

“Sure,” she said, sipping her glass of Coors.

“We were in on a bank job together, and she tried to kill my partner and me.”

“You? A bank robber? Don’t make me choke.”

“She took the money. Where do you think she got the money for the Paddlewheel, you dumb cunt? Then I saw her at the Barn, tonight, and she figures I’ll tell my partner about her, and she’s afraid he’ll come after her.”

That stopped Ron. For some reason — Jon’s near-hysteria, perhaps — it had rung true to her.

“What’ll he do, this guy?” she asked.

“I don’t know. Now that she’s kidnapped me, I don’t know what he’s liable to do.”

“Kidnapped. Who’s kidnapped?”

“I’m handcuffed to the goddamn bed, lady. What the fuck do you think this is?”

Ron got up, walked around.

“Julie said sit on you,” she said. “I’m doing what she asked me to and that’s all.”

“I heard you. And I heard you say back at that parking lot you’d as soon kill me as look at me.”

Ron turned and looked at him, and there was an expression on her face that could only be described as a mixture of pain and embarrassment. She came over and sat on the edge of the bed and picked up the washrag from the nightstand and touched a couple places on his face again. Then she put the washrag down and said, “That was just bullshit.”

“Was it.”

“I’m sorry about your face getting bunged up, and your head. I hit you with the gun pretty hard. I...”

She lowered her head.

“I show off sometimes,” she said. “When somebody like Darlene’s around... or somebody like Julie, especially Julie... I show off. I get tough. Act tough. Talk tough. Overdo it. Don’t ask me why.”

Why is she telling me this? Jon wondered.

“She’s going to ask you to kill me,” Jon said.

“Naw. It’ll never happen.”

“You’ve done things for her before.”

“I roughed some people up for her before. Big deal.”

“You kidnapped me tonight for her.”

“Kidnapped! Nobody’s been kidnapped.”

“Ron. Let me go, before you get in this any deeper.”

“Yeah, and you’d go to the cops.”

“I can’t go to the cops.”

“Why, ’cause you’re a bank robber? You’re funny.”

“Ron, Julie’s going to call your bluff. She’s going to ask you to kill me. Are you up to that?”

Ron thought about that.

“I’m tired of talkin’,” she said, rising. “You get some sleep.”

She switched off the lamp and left the room.

For about an hour, Jon worked at the cuffs, tried to see if the headboard of the bed could be unscrewed or otherwise come loose from the bed itself.

Then sun was coming in the window, and Ron was coming in the door. She was still wearing jeans and T-shirt and had a plate of eggs and ham in one hand and orange juice in the other.

“Did you sleep?” she asked.

“I guess,” Jon said, not sure.

“If I give you this stuff, will you be good?”

“I won’t try anything,” he said.

“All right,” she said, and gave him the food. She stood over by the dresser and leaned against it while he ate. She fingered one of the trophies on the dresser.

“This was my brother’s room,” she said. Out of nowhere.

“Really? Where is he now?”

“Dead.”

“Uh. I’m sorry.”

“Stock car accident. That’s what the trophies are.”

“I’m very sorry.”

“He was about your age when he cracked up.”

“Really? When was this?”

“Fifteen years ago, June.”

“You must’ve loved him.”

“Yeah. I thought a lot of him. He was what kept this place going.”

“Oh?”

“I had three little sisters. My mom and dad drank, and Billy... my brother... he was tough. If Dad tried to hit one of us, he’d belt him. From about thirteen on he could beat the crap outa my old man.”

“No kidding.”

“When Billy got killed, I... kind of took over. Stepped in. Otherwise my old man would’ve started in on us again. Boy, did it shock the shit out of him .”

“What did?”

She laughed. “When he found out his little girl could beat the crap out of him too. He only stuck around about a year after that.”

“Where’s the rest of the family now?”

“Mom’s dead. Bad liver. The girls are all married. One of ’em just this last summer. Too young: sixteen. I didn’t raise her right, maybe. Pregnant. Oh well. Maybe she’ll be happy.”

In the distance, bells were sounding.

“It’s Sunday,” she said. “I’m gonna be gone a while. Think you can get along without me?”

“Do I have a choice? Where are you going?”

“Mass, stupid,” she said.

She went out, shutting the door this time.

“Light a candle for me,” Jon said.

James Dean and company stared at him while he struggled with the cuffs and the headboard. About fifteen minutes later, he heard her go out; he wondered what she looked like dressed for church. Then he got back to his struggling. And got nowhere. He fell asleep after a while.

He woke and it was dark in the room. It wasn’t night: the shades were drawn. A little light crawled in under the shade and from around the edges, but the nightstand lamp was off, and there was no other light in the room.

She was standing near the bed. She wasn’t wearing anything. Her body wasn’t great, but it wasn’t bad; she had a square-ish frame with modest breasts, but there was no fat on her. It was a supple, vaguely muscular body. She had a tattoo of a black rose near her right hipbone, just above her pubic thatch. Her pouty face didn’t look pretty, exactly, but she wasn’t ugly.

He didn’t say anything as she undid his pants.

“No man ever made me come,” she said. “Do you think you can, Jon?”

“I’ll try,” Jon managed.

She sat on him

NOLAN ALMOST missed the sign.

It was over to the left, a barn-wood sign about four by four, with the following words painted on in faded red: “THE BARN, Turn Right.” This was lit from beneath by two small floods.

He turned right, off the highway onto gravel. The road was narrow, its ditches deep, and to stay out of them, Nolan slowed to about thirty. He could see the structure up ahead, beyond the flattened cornfields, up to the right. It was stark in the moonlight, a barn with a tin shed growing out of it, like an outstretched arm.