Rex Stout - Method Three for Murder

“Do I pay in advance?” she asked.

“No, thanks, I’ll trust you. What’s the bet about?”

“Well…” She was squinting at me in the dim light. “I had an argument with a friend of mine. She said there were ninety-three women cab drivers in New York, and she thought it was dangerous because sometimes things happen in cabs that it takes a man to handle, and I said things like that can happen anywhere just as well as in cabs, and we had an argument, and she bet me fifty dollars she could prove that something dangerous could happen in a cab that couldn’t happen anywhere else. She thought up some things, but I made her admit they could happen other places too, and then she said what if a woman cab driver left her empty cab to go into a building for something, and when she came back there was a dead woman in the cab? She claimed that won the bet, and the trouble was I didn’t know enough about what you’re supposed to do when you find a dead body. That’s what I want you to tell me. I’m sure she’s wrong. And I’ll pay you the fifty dollars.”

I was squinting back at her. “You don’t look it,” I stated.

“I don’t look what?”

“Loony. Two things. First, the same thing could happen if she were driving a private car instead of a cab, and why didn’t you tell her that? Second, where’s the danger? She merely finds a phone and notifies the police. It would be a nuisance, but you said dangerous.”

“Oh. Of course.” She bit her lip. “I left something out. It’s not her cab. She has a friend who is a cab driver, and she wanted to see what driving a cab was like, and her friend let her take it. So she can’t notify the police because her friend broke some law when she let her take the cab, and she broke one too, driving a cab without a license, so it wouldn’t have been the same if she had been driving a private car. And the only way I can win the bet is to prove that it wouldn’t be dangerous. She doesn’t know how the dead woman got in the cab or anything about it. All she has to do is get the body out of the cab, but that might be dangerous unless she did it just right, and that’s what I want you to tell me so I won’t make some awful mistake — I mean when I tell my friend why it wouldn’t be dangerous. Things like where would she go to — to take it out of the cab, and would she have to wait until late at night, and how would she make sure there was no traces left in the cab.” She bit her lip again, and her fingers were curled to make fists. “Things like that.”

“I see.” I had stopped squinting. “What’s your name?”

She shook her head. “You don’t have to know. I’m just consulting you.” She stuck her fingers in the pocket of her jacket, a grayish number with pointed lapels that had seen wear, came out with a purse, and opened it.

I reached to snap it shut. “That can wait. I certainly wouldn’t take your money without knowing your name. Of course you can make one up.”

“Why should I?” She gestured. “All right. My name is Mira Holt. Mira with an I.” She opened the purse again.

“Hold it,” I told her. “A couple of questions. The dead woman she finds in the cab — does she recognize her?”

“No, how could she?”

“She could if she knew her when she was alive.”

“She didn’t.”

“Good. That helps. You say she left her empty cab to go into a building for something. For what?”

“Oh, just anything. I don’t know. That doesn’t matter.”

“It might, but if you don’t know you can’t tell me. I want to make it clear, Miss Holt, that I accept without question all that you have told me. Since I am a trained detective I am chronically suspicious, but you are so frank and intelligent and pleasing to look at that I wouldn’t dream of doubting you. A man who was sap enough to size you up wrong might even suspect you of feeding him a phony, and go and take a look in that taxi, but not me. I don’t even ask you where the driver is, because I assume he has gone to the corner for a ham on rye and a cuppa coffee. In short, I trust you fully. That’s understood?”

Her lips were tight. She was probably frowning, but the beak of her cap screened her brow. “I guess so.” She wasn’t at all sure. “But maybe — if that’s how you feel — maybe it would be better just to—”

“No. It’s better like this. Much better. About this situation your friend thought up and claims she won the bet, it has many aspects. You say you didn’t know enough about what you’re supposed to do when you find a dead body. First and foremost, you’re supposed to notify the police immediately. That goes for everybody, but it’s a must for a private detective — me, for instance — if he wants to keep his license. Is that clear?”

“Yes.” She nodded. “I see.”

“Also you’re not supposed to touch the body or anything near it. Also you’re not supposed to leave it unguarded, but that’s not so important because you may have to in order to call a cop. As for your idea that all she has to do is get the body out of the cab, and where would she go to ditch it, and would she have to wait until late at night, and so on, I admit it has possibilities and I could make a lot of practical suggestions. But you have to show that it could be done without danger, and that’s too big an order. That’s what licks you. Forget it. However, your friend hasn’t won the bet. She was to produce a situation showing that a woman cab driver runs special risks as a hackie, and in this case the danger comes from the fact that she was not driving the cab. So your friend—”

“That’s no help. You know very well—”

“Shut up. I beg your pardon.”

Her fingers were curled into fists again. “You said you could make some practical suggestions.”

“I was carried away. The idea of disposing of a dead body is fascinating as long as it’s only an idea. By the way, I took one thing for granted that I shouldn’t have — that your friend specified that the woman had died by violence. If she could have died of natural causes—”

“No. She had been stabbed. There was a knife, the handle of a knife…”

“Then it’s impossible. A hackie letting someone else drive his cab is a misdemeanor, and so is driving a cab without a license, but driving off with a dead body with a knife sticking in it, and dumping it somewhere, and not reporting it — that’s a felony. Good for at least a year and probably more.”

She opened a fist to grip my arm, leaning to me. “But not if she did it right! Not if no one ever knew! I told you one thing wrong — she did recognize her! She did know her when she was alive! So she can’t—”

“Hold it,” I growled. “Give me some money quick. Pay me. A dollar bill, five — don’t sit and stare. See that police car? If it goes on by — no, it’s stopping — pay me!”

She was going to panic. She started up, but my hand on her shoulder stopped her and held her down. She opened the purse and took out folded bills without fumbling, and I took them and put them in my pocket. “Staring is okay,” I told her, not too loud. “People stare at police cars. Stay put and keep your mouth shut. I’m going to take a look. Naturally I’m curious.”

That was perfectly true. I was curious. The prowl car had stopped alongside the taxi, and a cop, not the one who was driving, had got out and circled around to the door of the taxi on his side and was opening it as I reached the sidewalk. When you have a reputation for cheek you should live up to it, so I crossed to the door on my side and pulled it open. The seat was empty, but in front of it was a spread of brown canvas held up by whatever was under it. The cop, lifting a corner of the canvas, snarled at me, “Back up, you,” and I retreated half a step, but he hadn’t said to close the door, so I had a good view when he pulled the canvas off. More light would have helped, but there was enough to see that it was a woman, or had been, and that the knife whose handle was perpendicular to her ribs was all the way in.