Ngaio Marsh - False Scent

It was an old established custom that she and Bertie arranged the house for her birthday party. Her drawing-room was the first on the left on the ground floor. It was a long Georgian saloon with a door into the hall and with folding doors leading into the dining-room. This, in its turn opened both into the hall and into the conservatory, which was her especial pride. Beyond the conservatory lay a small formal garden. When all the doors were open an impressive vista was obtained. Bertie himself had “done” the decor and had used a wealth of old French brocades. He had painted bunches of misty cabbage roses in the recesses above the doors and in the wall panels, and had found some really distinguished chandeliers. This year the flowers were to be all white and yellow. He settled down with great efficiency and determination to his task, borrowing one of Gracefield’s, the butler’s, aprons for the purpose. Miss Bellamy tied herself into a modish confection with a flounced bib, put on washleather gloves, and wandered happily about her conservatory, snipping off deadheads and re-arranging groups of flowerpots. She was an enthusiastic gardener. They shouted at each other from room to room, exchanging theatre shop, and breaking every now and then into stage cockney: “Whatseye, dear?” and “Coo! You wouldn’t credit it!” this mode of communication being sacred to the occasion. They enjoyed themselves enormously while from under Bertie’s clever fingers emerged bouquets of white and gold and wonderful garlands for the table. In this setting, Miss Bellamy was at her best.

They had been at it for perhaps half an hour and Bertie had retired to the flower-room when Gracefield ushered in Miss Kate Cavendish, known to her intimates as Pinky.

Pinky was younger than her famous contemporary and less distinguished. She had played supporting roles in many Bellamy successes and their personal relationship, not altogether to her satisfaction, resembled their professional one. She had an amusing face, dressed plainly and well, and possessed the gifts of honesty and direct thinking. She was, in fact, a charming woman.

“I’m in a tizzy,” she said. “High as a rocket, darling, and in a minute I’ll tell you why. Forty thousand happy returns, Mary, and may your silhouette never grow greater. Here’s my offering.”

It was a flask of a new scent by a celebrated maker and was called Formidable. “I got it smuggled over from Paris,” she said. “It’s not here yet. A lick on either lobe, I’m told, and the satellites reel in their courses.”

Miss Bellamy insisted on opening it. She dabbed the stopper on her wrists and sniffed. “Pinky,” she said solemnly, “it’s too much! Darling, it opens the floodgates ! Honestly!”

“It’s good, isn’t it?”

“Florrie shall put it into my spray. At once. Before Bertie can get at it. You know what he is.”

“Is Bertie here?” Pinky asked quickly.

“He’s in the flower-room.”

“Oh.”

“Why? Have you fallen out with him?”

“Far from it,” Pinky said. “Only — well it’s just that I’m not really meant to let my cat out of its bag as yet and Bertie’s involved. But I really am, I fear, more than a little tiddly.”

“ You ! I thought you never touched a thing in the morning.”

“Nor I do. But this is an occasion, Mary. I’ve been drinking with the Management. Only two small ones, but on an empty turn: Bingo!”

Miss Bellamy said sharply, “ With the Management ?”

“That gives you pause, doesn’t it?”

“And Bertie’s involved?”

Pinky laughed rather wildly and said, “If I don’t tell somebody I’ll spontaneously combust, so I’m going to tell you. Bertie can lump it, bless him, because why, after all, shouldn’t I be audibly grateful.”

Mary Bellamy looked fixedly at her friend for a moment and then said, “Grateful?”

“All right. I know I’m incoherent. Here it comes. Darling: I’m to have the lead in Bongo Dillon’s new play. At the Unicorn. Opening in September. Swear you won’t breathe it, but it’s true and it’s settled and the contract’s mine for the signing. My first lead, Mary. Oh God , I’m so happy.”

A hateful and all too-familiar jolt under the diaphragm warned Miss Bellamy that she had been upset. Simultaneously she knew that somehow or another she must run up a flag of welcome, must show a responsive warmth, must override the awful, menaced, slipping feeling, the nausea of the emotions that Pinky’s announcement had churned up.

“Sweetie-pie!” she said. “How wonderful!” It wasn’t, she reflected, much cop as an expression of delighted congratulation from an old chum, but Pinky was too excited to pay any attention. She went prancing on about the merits of her contract, the glories of the role, the nice behaviour of the Management (Miss Bellamy’s Management, as she sickeningly noted), and the feeling that at last this was going to be It. All this gave Miss Bellamy a breather. She began to make fairly appropriate responses. Presently when Pinky drew breath, she was able to say with the right touch of down-to-earth honesty:

“Pinky, this is going to be your Great Thing.”

“I know it! I feel it myself,” Pinky said soberly and added, “Please God, I’ll have what it takes. Please God, I will.”

“My dear, you will,” she rejoined and for the life of her couldn’t help adding, “Of course, I haven’t read the play.”

“The purest Bongo! Comedy with a twist. You know? Though I says it as shouldn’t, it’s right up my cul-de-sac. Bongo says he had me in mind all the time he was writing it.”

Miss Bellamy laughed. “Darling! We do know our Bongo, don’t we? The number of plays he’s said he’d written for me and when one looked at them—!”

With one of her infuriating moments of penetration, Pinky said, “Mary! Be pleased for me.”

“But, sweetie, naturally I’m pleased. It sounds like a wonderful bit of luck and I hope with all my heart it works out.”

“Of course, I know it means giving up my part in Richard’s new one for you. But, face it, there wasn’t much in it for me, was there? And nothing was really settled, so I’m not letting the side down, am I?”

Miss Bellamy couldn’t help it. “My dear,” she said with a kindly laugh, “we’ll lose no sleep over that little problem: the part’ll cast itself in two seconds.”

“Exactly!” Pinky cried happily and Miss Bellamy felt one of her rare onsets of rage begin to stir. She said:

“But you were talking about Bertie, darling. Where does he come in?”

“Aha!” Pinky said maddeningly and shook her finger.

At this juncture Gracefield, the butler, arrived with a drinks tray.

Miss Bellamy controlled herself. “Come on,” she said, “I’m going to break my rule, too. We must have a drink on this, darling.”

“No, no no!”

“Yes, yes, yes. A teeny one. Pink for Pinky?”

She stood between Pinky and the drinks and poured out one stiff and one negligible gin-and-bitters. She gave the stiff one to Pinky.

“To your wonderful future, darling,” she said. “Bottoms up!”

“Oh dear !” Pinky said. “I shouldn’t.”

“Never mind.”

They drank.

“And Bertie?” Miss Bellamy asked presently. “Come on. You know I’m as silent as the grave.”

The blush that long ago had earned Pinky her nickname appeared in her cheeks. “This really is a secret,” she said. “Deep and deadly. But I’m sure he won’t mind my telling you . You see, it’s a part that has to be dressed up to the hilt — five changes and all of them grand as grand. Utterly beyond me and my little woman in Bayswater. Well! Bertie, being so much mixed up with the Management, has heard all about it, and do you know, darling, he’s offered, entirely of his own accord, to do my clothes. Designs, materials, making— everything from Saracen. And all completely free-ers. Isn’t that kind?”