Dorothy Sayers - The Unpleasantness at the Bellona Club

“That fits in all right with what Penberthy said,” agreed Wimsey. “The General felt the strain of his interview with his sister and went straight round to see him. Now how about this other part of the business?”

“Well,” said Mr. Murbles, “I think this gentleman, whose name is — let me see — Hinkins — yes. I think Mr. Hinkins picked up the General when he left Harley Street.”

“Yes, sir,” agreed the other driver, a smartish-looking man with a keen profile and a sharp eye. “A very old gentleman like what we’ve ’eard described, took my taxi at this same number in ’Arley Street at ’alf past five. I remember the day very well, sir; November 10th it was, and I remember it because, after I done taking him where I’m telling you, my magneto started to give trouble, and I didn’t ’ave the use of the ’bus on Armistice Day, which was a great loss to me, because that’s a good day as a rule. Well, this old military gentleman gets in, with his stick and all, just as Swain says, only I didn’t notice him looking particular ill, though I see he was pretty old. Maybe the doctor would have given him something to make him better.”

“Very likely,” said Mr. Murbles.

“Yes, sir. Well, he gets in, and he says, ‘Take me to Dover Street,’ he says, but if you was to ask me the number, sir, I’m afraid I don’t rightly remember, because you see, we never went there after all.”

“Never went there?” cried Wimsey.

“No, sir. Just as we was comin’ out into Cavendish Square, the old gentleman puts his head out and says, ‘Stop!’ So I stops, and I see him wavin’ his hand to a gentleman on the pavement. So this other one comes up, and they has a few words together and then the old—”

“One moment. What was this other man like?”

“Dark and thin, sir, and looked about forty. He had on a grey suit and overcoat and a soft hat, with a dark handkerchief round his throat. Oh, yes, and he had a small black moustache. So the old gentleman says, ‘Cabman,’ he says, just like that, ‘cabman, go back up to Regent’s Park and drive round till I tell you to stop.’ So the other gentleman gets in with him, and I goes back and drives round the Park, quiet-like, because I guessed they wanted to ’ave a bit of a talk. So I goes twice round, and as we was going round the third time, the younger gentleman sticks ’is ’ed out and says, ‘Put me down at Gloucester Gate.’ So I puts him down there, and the old gentleman says, ‘Good-bye, George, bear in mind what I have said.’ So the gentleman says, ‘I will, sir,’ and I see him cross the road, like as if he might be going up Park Street.”

Mr. Murbles and Wimsey exchanged glances.

“And then where did you go?”

“Then, sir, the fare says to me, ‘Do you know the Bellona Club in Piccadilly?’ he says. So I says, ‘Yes, sir.’”

“The Bellona Club?”

“Yes, sir.”

“What time was that?”

“It might be getting on for half-past six, sir. I’d been driving very slow, as I tells you, sir. So I takes him to the Club, like he said, and in he goes, and that’s the last I see of him, sir.”

“Thanks very much,” said Wimsey. “Did he seem to be at all upset or agitated when he was talking to the man he called George?”

“No, sir, I couldn’t say that. But I thought he spoke a bit sharp-like. What you might call telling him off, sir.”

“I see. What time did you get to the Bellona?”

“I should reckon it was about twenty minutes to seven, sir, or just a little bit more. There was a tidy bit of traffic about. Between twenty and ten to seven, as near as I can recollect.”

“Excellent. Well, you have both been very helpful. That will be all today, but I’d like you to leave your names and addresses with Mr. Murbles, in case we might want some sort of a statement from either of you later on. And — er—”

A couple of Treasury notes crackled. Mr. Swain and Mr. Hinkins made suitable acknowledgment and departed, leaving their addresses behind them.

“So he went back to the Bellona Club. I wonder what for?”

“I think I know,” said Wimsey. “He was accustomed to do any writing or business there, and I fancy he went back to put down some notes as to what he meant to do with the money his sister was leaving him. Look at this sheet of paper, sir. That’s the General’s handwriting, as I’ve proved this afternoon, and those are his finger-prints. And the initials R and G probably stand for Robert and George, and these figures for the various sums he meant to leave them.”

“That appears quite probable. Where did you find this?”

“In the end bay of the library at the Bellona, sir, tucked inside the blotting paper.”

“The writing is very weak and straggly.”

“Yes — quite tails off, doesn’t it. As though he had come over faint and couldn’t go on. Or perhaps he was only tired. I must go down and find out if anybody saw him there that evening. But Oliver, curse him! is the man who knows. If only we could get hold of Oliver.”

“We’ve had no answer to our third question in the advertisement. I’ve had letters from several drivers who took old gentlemen to the Bellona that morning, but none of them corresponds with the General. Some had check overcoats, and some had whiskers and some had bowler hats or beards — whereas the General was never seen without his silk hat and had, of course, his old-fashioned military moustache.”

“I wasn’t hoping for very much from that. We might put in another ad. in case anybody picked him up from the Bellona the evening or night of the 10th, but I’ve got a feeling that this infernal Oliver probably took him away in his own car. If all else fails, we’ll have to get Scotland Yard on to Oliver.”

“Make careful inquiries at the Club, Lord Peter. It now becomes more than possible that somebody saw Oliver there and noticed them leaving together.”

“Of course. I’ll go along there at once. And I’ll put the advertisement in as well. I don’t think we’ll rope in the B.B.C. It is so confoundedly public.”

“That,” said Mr. Murbles, with a look of horror, “would be most undesirable.”

Wimsey rose to go. The solicitor caught him at the door.

“Another thing we ought to really know,” he said, “is what General Fentiman was saying to Captain George.”

“I’ve not forgotten that,” said Wimsey, a little uneasily. “We shall have — oh, yes — certainly — of course, we shall have to know that.”

Chapter IX

Knave High

“Look here, Wimsey,” said Captain Culyer of the Bellona Club, “aren’t you ever going to get finished with this investigation or whatever it is? The members are complaining, really they are, and I can’t blame them. They find your everlasting questions an intolerable nuisance, old boy, and I can’t stop them from thinking there must be something behind it. People complain that they can’t get attention from the porters or the waiters because you’re everlastingly there chatting, and if you’re not there, you’re hanging round the bar, eavesdropping. If this is your way of conducting an inquiry tactfully, I wish you’d do it tactlessly. It’s becoming thoroughly unpleasant. And no sooner do you stop it, than the other fellow begins.”

“What other fellow?”

“That nasty little skulking bloke who’s always turning up at the service door and questioning the staff.”

“I don’t know anything about him, ” replied Wimsey, “I never heard of him. I’m sorry I’m being a bore and all that, though I swear I couldn’t be worse than some of your other choice specimens in that line, but I’ve hit a snag. This business — quite in your ear, old bean — isn’t as straightforward as it looks on the surface. That fellow Oliver whom I mentioned to you—”