Aaron Elkins - Little Tiny Teeth

Gideon grumpily brushed at his hand. “Okay, okay, don’t nag.” He squeezed his eyes open one at a time, reluctantly pulled his feet from the chair, stretched, and stood up.

John was standing there, bouncing on his toes and holding a manila envelope. Beside him was Phil, looking scrawnier than ever in nothing but his baggy shorts and a pair of flip-flops.

“All my shirts are in the sink,” he explained.

“Really? All both of them?” Gideon yawned and stretched once more. “All right, I’m awake. What’s all the excitement?”

“Don’t ask me,” Phil said. “Ask him. He practically dragged me out of my room by the scruff of my neck.” He frowned. “Do people have scruffs?”

“Well, see, the whole thing didn’t make sense to me,” John said, herding them toward the stairwell, “so I’ve been wandering around looking at things, trying to see everything, you know, from a fresh angle. I went to look at Scofield’s room again, I looked at Cisco’s room, I went over the ship pretty much from top to bottom, to see what I could see. And I found something up on the roof that changes everything.”

“The roof?” Gideon repeated. “Where does the roof come into it?”

“That’s what I’m going to show you. I want witnesses.” And then, portentously: “You’ll probably have to give depositions later.”

Once on the roof, he took them to the rearmost part, where Scofield had isolated himself behind the smokestack in the evenings. The sun was still above the horizon, but it had dropped below the evening cloud bank and it was tolerable to be out in the open, especially in the breeze that came up every late afternoon.

“Oops.” One of Phil’s flip-flops had caught on one of the stanchions to which the two guy wires that secured the smokestack were attached.

“Watch out, Phil!” John exclaimed. “And for Christ’s sake, keep away from the other one!” This exhortation, emphatic enough to begin with, was made still more forceful by his grabbing Phil by the elbows, lifting him bodily, and setting him down three feet to the right. “In fact, don’t move. Jesus.”

Phil docilely allowed himself to be transported, but looked puzzled. “What’s the big deal?”

“Give me a minute and you’ll see. Look around, you guys. What do you notice that’s different?”

“From?” Gideon said. He brushed at a waft of gritty smoke that had drifted down from the smokestack.

John waved it away too. “From what it was last night, and the night before, and the night before that. What’s changed?”

Gideon and Phil looked around them. “Where exactly are we supposed to be looking?” Phil asked.

“Right here. Right where we’re standing.”

“Well,” said Phil, “this is where Scofield was, right?”

John nodded. “Right. Sitting right here in his beach chair.”

Phil shrugged. “Give us a hint.”

“I just gave you a hint.”

“Here’s his teapot and his cup, still on the floor,” Gideon said, “and a plate with some crumbs in it. Well, the cup’s on its side, is that what you mean?”

“That probably figures in it, but no, that’s not what I mean.”

Gideon spread his hands. “I don’t know, John. How about letting us in on it?”

John folded his arms somewhat crossly. “For a guy who sure loves to take his time when he’s telling other people about his brilliant deductions, you’re a little impatient when you’re on the other end of it.”

Gideon saw the justice in this. “I beg your pardon. Please continue.”

“Where’s his chair, Doc?”

Gideon scowled. “His, uh, chair.”

“Yeah, his chair.”

“I don’t know. I guess somebody moved it.”

“Really? Look around. Nobody’s moved any of the others. They’re all where they were last night, roughly anyway. There’s where we were, there’s where-”

“Okay, so somebody took it downstairs.”

“Why would anyone carry a beach chair downstairs? Except for the dining room and the salon, this is the only place there’s enough room for it. And I already checked the dining room and the salon. It’s not there. Besides, who’s gonna have the nerve to take away Scofield’s chair?”

“All right, then, maybe the crew was up here cleaning up.”

“They cleaned up his chair, but they didn’t clean up the teapot and cup that he left on the floor? Nope, no good. Besides, I talked to Vargas. The crew hasn’t done any work at all up here. He didn’t even know we were using the roof.”

“Okay, already, we give up,” said Phil. “Where is it?”

“In the river,” John said triumphantly, “probably a good hundred or hundred and fifty miles back.”

“And why is that?” asked Gideon.

“Because somebody threw it in… along with Scofield.”

“You’ve lost me,” Phil said.

“It wasn’t Scofield that tossed Maggie overboard,” John said. “It couldn’t have been. He was already in the river. Someone threw him in too.”

“But she smelled his pipe tobacco,” Phil pointed out.

“Maybe she smelled someone else’s pipe tobacco,” John said. “Or maybe she imagined it. She imagined she heard scuffling, didn’t she? No, Arden was gone. Dead.”

“And you know this, how?” asked Gideon.

“Well, I don’t know it-” He smiled. “It’s what you’d call an ‘unverified supposition,’ of which you’ve made plenty, Doc – but it all adds up, and it explains a few things too. Scofield’s room hadn’t been slept in last night, remember? Well, the reason’s obvious: he never went to bed, probably never went back to his room at all. He was up here, probably asleep-”

“Probably zonked out of his mind,” amended Phil.

“Probably, which would have made it even easier for someone to throw him off.”

“But why?” Gideon asked.

“And who?” said Phil.

John shook his head. “That I can’t tell you. I’m not there yet.”

“And what then? Then he, whoever it was and for whatever reason, went downstairs and Maggie heard him, and he threw her over too? And then jumped in himself?”

“Yeah, that’s what I’m assuming. Unless more than one person was involved, which is something to keep in mind.”

“But how did he get back on the ship?” Gideon asked. “When we got Maggie out of the water, everybody was standing there, perfectly dry. Everybody except Scofield.”

John shrugged. “Hey, look, all I can tell you is what I can tell you.”

“Why get rid of the chair?” Phil asked.

“Ah, see, that’s a crucial part of it. Scofield must have been cracked on the head, or knifed, or something that involved blood, and naturally it got on the chair. So it had to go too, or somebody was sure to realize what happened. Now, then – What?” he said in response to the dubious looks being directed at him. “You don’t buy it?”

“It’s not that I don’t buy it,” Phil said gingerly. “It’s plausible. That is, it’s not im plausible, but-”

“John, I think what Phil is getting at is that we could use a little verifiable supposition at this point,” Gideon said. “What are we supposed to be witnesses to? What are we going to be deposed on? A chair that wasn’t there?”

“If you guys would let me finish, you’d find out.” He cleared his throat. “Now, gentlemen, may I direct your attention to the, what do you call it, the stanchion… no, not the one you got caught on, Phil. The other one.”

They looked at it. Like its companion six feet away, it was a foot-long piece of angle iron attached at its bottom end to a metal plate, which was then solidly bolted to the floor – that is, to the top of the roof. Two parallel holes had been drilled in its upper end, and through them one of the two guy wires that stabilized the smokestack had been pulled, knotted, and snipped off.