Simon Brett - Cast in Order of Disappearance

‘Can I get you another one, Harry?’

‘No, it’s my throw.’

‘Oh, but I’ll…’

‘I can still pay my way.’ And with dignity he took the two glasses over to the bar. He looked small in the crush and it was some time before the order got through. Then he returned, face contorted with concentration as he tried to keep the glasses steady in his blotched hands.

‘There.’ With triumph. ‘Put hairs on your chest, Charlie.’

‘Thanks.’

Now, where were we? Yes. Steenie’s boy. Ain’t got the old man’s talent, none of it. Been involved in one or two real disasters. You know, putting on drag shows, that sort of spectacle. But he ain’t got the touch. Old Steenie, he’d make money out of a kid’s conker match; Nigel’d close The Mousetrap within a week.’

‘Do they get on?’

‘Father and son? God knows. Sometimes they do, sometimes they don’t. Great arguments, old man used to keep disowning the boy. Then they’d be as thick as thieves again. He likes all the family bit, Steenie. Wife died-oh, years ago, so the boy matters a lot. Jews are like that aren’t they?’

‘Yes.’

‘You want to know a lot about them, don’t you?’

‘Just interest.’

‘Yes.’ A pause. ‘You know, Charlie my boy, from the way you says that I can tell what you really want is the dirt. All right then-’ he edged closer so that he was whispering rather than shouting over the juke-box ‘-here’s the nastiest rumour I’ve ever heard about Steenie-really nasty rumour. Dancer he knew-she was on a bill with me and Lennie down the Hackney Empire. Steenie was putting the show on, and he’d got a thing going with this bint Veronica. Always put it about a bit, Steenie. Had a lot of lead in his pencil, that boy’-the image of the photographs flashed across Charles’ mind-‘Anyway, this girl gets knocked up, and when Steenie finds out about it, he don’t want to know. Won’t talk to her, doesn’t know her, gives her the boot. Out of the show.

‘Well, this Veronica won’t put up with this-comes round the theatre between shows one night-really drunk-really-I don’t like that in a woman-and she’s swearing and effing and blinding-big shout-up with Steenie-going to tell his wife, all that. Next morning she’s found floating face-down in the Thames.

‘All right. Could have fallen in. Could have decided to do away with herself. But nasty rumours at the time said she could have been helped in. Certainly her being off the scene was handy for Steenie. And Frank wasn’t round the theatre the night she disappeared. It’s a long time ago, though. Just rumours.’

‘Do you think Steen would be capable of that sort of thing, Harry?’

‘If someone was in his way, Charlie, he’d be capable of anything.’

‘I see, a real bastard.’

There was a long pause. ‘Yes, a real bastard.’ Harry chuckled. ‘But you can’t help liking him. One of the most likeable lumps of shit I ever come across.’

They talked a bit more, but Harry was tiring quickly. He seemed to be having difficulty with the second pint, and had only drunk a third of it when he looked at his watch. ‘Better be on my way, you know, Charlie. Not as young as I was.’

‘Will there be trouble when you get back?’

‘No. I’ll pretend I’ve had a turn or something. Ah, you know, I don’t like that place. Still, not for long.’

‘Are you moving somewhere else?’

Harry smiled. ‘Join Lennie. Won’t be long now. Still, can’t complain.’

‘A whole life-time in the business.’

‘Yes. Did our first show when we was four. And our last one three years ago on some stupid television thing about the music-hall. Seventy-four years in the business, that was, Charlie. Seventy-four.’

‘And you wouldn’t have had it any other way.

‘Good God, yes. It was Lennie who wanted all that. I wanted to be a professional footballer.’

Charles tried to think it all out on the Saturday morning. He’d woken without a hangover and even done a token tidying-up of his room. Then out for a newspaper and some rolls, and he was sitting in front of the gas fire with a cup of coffee. Glance at the paper; no particular interest in petrol queues or Ireland without Whitelaw, so he settled down to think about Jacqui and Steen.

What he had heard from Harry Chiltern was disturbing. True, the business about the dancer in the Thames sounded a bit too melodramatic-the kind of story that gets embroidered over the years-and probably started out just as an unfortunate coincidence. Charles discounted the facts of it; but it was significant that Marius Steen attracted that sort of accusation. It didn’t bode well for Jacqui.

Then there were the photographs and her own story. Something didn’t ring true there. He pieced it together. In June, Jacqui and Steen went to a party, which was attended by Sally Nash, now on trial at the Old Bailey on charges of controlling prostitutes. At this party a fairly insipid orgy took place. Some pictures were taken by a nameless photographer. All through this period (according to Jacqui) things were swinging between her and Steen. She even got pregnant by him. He arranged an abortion which went wrong and they went off to the South of France to recuperate. And there, apparently, had an idyllic time. This idyll had continued up until the previous Saturday, 1st December, when they last met. That was the day after the Sally Nash trial started, and the day that Marius Steen’s terrible show, Sex of One and Half a Dozen of the Other celebrated a thousand performances. And from that day on Jacqui had been unable to contact Steen. He had very deliberately told her to get lost, and when she didn’t take the hint, he’d sent her an obscene note. And according to Jacqui, the reason for this must be Steen’s fear of her being associated with him in the Sally Nash case because it might affect his chances of a knighthood. It was preposterous. Nobody would behave like that.

Charles wasn’t sure whether Jacqui believed she was telling the truth or not. She might have her own reasons for obscuring the issue. But, leaving that aside for a moment, he tried to make some sense of Steen’s behaviour.

The simplest explanation was that he had just got tired of Jacqui. That was quite possible, however well she thought the affair was going. He was a man who had always put it about a bit, as Harry Chiltern said. Jacqui was an attractive enough bit of stuff, but there were hundreds more like her and why should he stick to one? He’d be very unlikely to stay with her or marry her, particularly with a knighthood in the offing. As Jacqui herself admitted, she wasn’t the sort of consort for a ‘do with the Queen Mum’.

And, Charles’ mind raced on, Steen could have picked up a new tottie at the Sex of One… party on the Saturday night. That would explain the sudden change in his affections.

But as he thought of it, Charles knew the explanation was inadequate. Even if that had happened, it didn’t justify the violence of Steen’s attempts to get Jacqui off his back. No, Steen’s behaviour certainly suggested that he regarded her as a threat in some way. Perhaps she had tried to blackmail him…? Yes, that made sense. She had actually tried to use the photographs… perhaps to blackmail him into marrying her. (That would tie in with the pregnancy in the summer-an earlier attempt to force Steen’s hand.) She could have tried the blackmail approach on the Saturday afternoon; then, when Steen cut up rough, she realised she’d overstepped the mark and brought in Charles as a go-between to patch things up. That would even explain why she took him back to Archer Street from the Montrose. She’d just gone down there to look for any good-natured sucker.