Agatha Christie - Death in the Clouds

In the absence of further evidence incriminating some particular person, he could only direct the jury to return a verdict of murder against a person or persons unknown. Everyone present had denied any knowledge of the deceased woman. It would be the work of the police to find out how and where a connection lay. In the absence of any motive for the crime, he could only advise the verdict he had just mentioned. The jury would now consider the verdict.

A square-faced member of the jury with suspicious eyes leaned forward, breathing heavily.

"Can I ask a question, sir?"

"You say as how the blowpipe was found down a seat? Whose seat was it?"

The coroner consulted his notes. Sergeant Wilson stepped to his side and murmured.

"Ah, yes. The seat in question was No. 9 – a seat occupied by M. Hercule Poirot. M. Poirot, I may say, is a very well-known and respected private detective who has – er – collaborated several times with Scotland Yard."

The square-faced man transferred his gaze to the face of M. Hercule Poirot. It rested with a far from satisfied expression on the little Belgian's long mustaches.

"Foreigners," said the eyes of the square-faced man – "you can't trust foreigners, not even if they are hand and glove with the police."

Out loud he said:

"It was this Mr Porrott who picked up the dart, wasn't it?"

"Yes."

The jury retired. They returned after five minutes and the foreman handed a piece of paper to the coroner.

"What's all this?" The coroner frowned. "Nonsense. I can't accept this verdict."

A few minutes later the amended verdict was returned: "We find that the deceased came to her death by poison, there being insufficient evidence to show by whom the poison was administered."

As Jane left the court after the verdict, she found Norman Gale beside her.

He said:

"I wonder what was on that paper that the coroner wouldn't have at any price."

"I can tell you, I think," said a voice behind him.

The couple turned, to look into the twinkling eyes of M. Hercule Poirot.

"It was a verdict," said the little man, "of willful murder against me."

"Oh, surely -" cried Jane.

Poirot nodded happily.

"Mais oui. As I came out I heard one man say to the other: 'That little foreigner – mark my words – he done it!' The jury thought the same."

Jane was uncertain whether to condole or to laugh. She decided on the latter. Poirot laughed in sympathy.

"But, see you," he said, "definitely I must set to work and clear my character."

With a smile and a bow, he moved away.

Jane and Norman stared after his retreating figure.

"What an extraordinarily rum little beggar," said Gale. "Calls himself a detective. I don't see how he could do much detecting. Any criminal could spot him a mile off. I don't see how he could disguise himself."

"Haven't you got a very old-fashioned idea of detectives?" asked Jane. "All the false-beard stuff is very out of date. Nowadays detectives just sit and think out a case psychologically."

"Rather less strenuous."

"Physically, perhaps. But of course you need a cool clear brain."

"I see. A hot muddled one won't do."

They both laughed.

"Look here," said Gale. A slight flush rose in his cheeks and he spoke rather fast: "Would you mind – I mean, it would be frightfully nice of you – it's a bit late – but how about having some tea with me? I feel – comrades in misfortune and -"

He stopped. To himself he said:

"What is the matter with you, you fool? Can't you ask a girl to have a cup of tea without stammering and blushing and making an utter ass of yourself? What will the girl think of you?"

Gale's confusion served to accentuate Jane's coolness and self-possession.

"Thank you very much," she said. "I would like some tea."

They found a tea shop, and a disdainful waitress with a gloomy manner took their order with an air of doubt as of one who might say: "Don't blame me if you're disappointed. They say we serve teas here, but I never heard of it."

The tea shop was nearly empty. Its emptiness served to emphasize the intimacy of tea drinking together. Jane peeled off her gloves and looked across the table at her companion. He was attractive – those blue eyes and that smile. And he was nice too.

"It's a queer show, this murder business," said Gale, plunging hastily into talk. He was still not quite free from an absurd feeling of embarrassment.

"I know," said Jane. "I'm rather worried about it – from the point of view of my job, I mean. I don't know how they'll take it."

"Ye-es. I hadn't thought of that."

"Antoine's mayn't like to employ a girl who's been mixed up in a murder case and had to give evidence and all that."

"People are queer," said Norman Gale thoughtfully. "Life's so – so unfair. A thing like this isn't your fault at all." He frowned angrily. "It's damnable!"

"Well, it hasn't happened yet," Jane reminded him. "No good getting hot and bothered about something that hasn't happened. After all, I suppose there is some point in it; I might be the person who murdered her! And when you've murdered one person, they say you usually murder a lot more; and it wouldn't be very comfortable having your hair done by a person of that kind."

"Anyone's only got to look at you to know you couldn't murder anybody," said Norman, gazing at her earnestly.

"I'm not sure about that," said Jane. "I'd like to murder some of my ladies sometimes – if I could be sure I'd get away with it! There's one in particular – she's got a voice like a corn crake and she grumbles at everything. I really think sometimes that murdering her would be a good deed and not a crime at all. So you see I'm quite criminally minded."

"Well, you didn't do this particular murder, anyway," said Gale. "I can swear to that."

"And I can swear you didn't do it," said Jane. "But that won't help you if your patients think you have."

"My patients, yes." Gale looked rather thoughtful. "I suppose you're right; I hadn't really thought of that. A dentist who might be a homicidal maniac – no, it's not a very alluring prospect."

He added suddenly and impulsively:

"I say, you don't mind my being a dentist, do you?"

Jane raised her eyebrows.

"I? Mind?"

"What I mean is, there's always something rather – well, comic about a dentist. Somehow, it's not a romantic profession. Now, a doctor everyone takes seriously."

"Cheer up," said Jane. "A dentist is decidedly a cut above a hairdresser's assistant."

They laughed and Gale said: "I feel we're going to be friends. Do you?"

"Yes, I think I do."

"Perhaps you'll dine with me one night and we might do a show?"

"Thank you."

There was a pause, and then Gale said:

"How did you like Le Pinet?"

"It was great fun."

"Had you ever been there before?"

"No, you see -"

Jane, suddenly confidential, came out with the story of the winning sweep ticket. They agreed together on the general romance and desirability of sweeps and deplored the attitude of an unsympathetic English government.

Their conversation was interrupted by a young man in a brown suit who had been hovering uncertainly near by for some minutes before they noticed him.

Now, however, he lifted his hat and addressed Jane with a certain glib assurance.

"Miss Jane Grey?" he said.

"Yes."

"I represent the Weekly Howl, Miss Grey. I wondered if you would care to do us a short article on this air-death murder. Point of view of one of the passengers."

"I think I'd rather not, thanks."

"Oh, come now. Miss Grey. We'd pay well for it."

"How much?" asked Jane.

"Fifty pounds, or – well, perhaps we'd make it a bit more. Say sixty."