Alan Hunter - Gently Go Man

‘Come on,’ he said. ‘Let’s shut the door.’

MOTORCYCLIST DIES ESCAPING SUSPECTED OF LISTER MURDER TIE-UP WITH BIG DOPE SEIZURES

After an exciting chase after an exciting chase after an exciting chase after an exciting chase after an exciting chase

So this big-shot screw came down from the Smoke, started making with the action like he could figure the whole deal. There were some sticks going about, he latched hard on them, man. Threw a curve they were the reason for Johnny Lister taking off. First he hung up Sid Bixley, wild keen he was on Sid. But like Sid was too good for him, he knew the jazz to hand screws. Then this crazy big-shot goes for Dicky, wild, way-out Dicky Deeming, the mostest guy who ever cooled it on a ton plus action. Man, did Dicky give them a ride. Like they’ll never forget about Dicky. One of the jees makes with a ballad about Wild Dicky Deeming.

Came the day when this big-shot reckons he’ll hang Dicky up. Gets him a car with a cool wheel-man and a couple more screws for ballast. Dicky’s right there in the eatery when they decide on the hang-up, but like they never get a finger on him, he walks clear past a pair of them. So they make with the car, man, they cool it big after Dicky. They chase him out to Shuck’s Graves, way over on the heath. And Dicky’s sat there waiting for them. He laughs his lid off at these screws. He rides around playing tag with them, sits ribbing them when they’re puffed.

Then away rides Dicky with the screws chasing after him. He’s too crazy, they can’t fetch him, they buzz a lot more screws. So there’s like six or seven of these cars piling up to stop Dicky, and all the screws stood around, they’re going to hang him up for sure. And up Dicky rides, don’t turn a hair at these screws. Like they tumble over their feet to put a grab on Dicky. So Dicky laughs crazy wild, goes dodging around in the trees, and the next thing the screws know he’s way up on the other side of them.

Then the screws are real mad, they’ll do next to anything to hang up Dicky. They buzz the other screws for miles, it’s stiff with screws charging about. And Dicky, he’s leading a whole bunch of them, keeps playing it down to hold them together. He’s getting the wildest kicks, is Dicky. He’s picking up screws all along. So then he has them out on the road, half the screws in the country. Tells them he’s going for the touch, like they can tag along if they want to. And then he twists it man, he goes man, he leaves the screws dragging backwards. He comes to the tree, he keeps going. He touches the real all the way.

You want to know about the curves the screws threw when Dicky touched? Man, they’ve got a curve for everything, like they daren’t not have. They hung up a jee called Elton, pitched him around something rotten, got him sounding off some jazz about Dicky busting into Lister. Yuh, that’s the curve they threw, like somebody ought to believe them. And the army squares cut the tree down. Let on it was dangerous, or some jazz.

But I’ll tell you something, man, and the squares know about it too. There’s a guy called Salmon used to live here and he was riding that road one night. Come back late from a dance, he was, and cooling it wild down the road. And like there was somebody riding beside him. Somebody who didn’t make a sound. And he was grinning at him, waving him on. And Salmon could see the tree right plain. And he got a smell in his nose like burning mutton and he threw up twice before he could stop.

Yuh, it’s spooky round this scene, I like it daylight when I’m riding. There’s Johnny and Dicky died on the road, and the road gets quiet. I like it daylight.