Agatha Christie - Postern of Fate

'Because I, too,' said Tommy, 'have been doing research.'

'Everyone's doing research nowadays,' said Tuppence. 'You know, all the teenagers and all one's nephews or cousins or other people's sons and daughters, they're all doing research. I don't know actually what they do research into nowadays, but they never seem to do it, whatever it is, afterwards. They just have the research and a good time doing the research and they're very pleased with themselves and – well, I don't quite know what does come next.'

'Betty, our adopted daughter, went to East Africa,' said Tommy. 'Have you heard from her?'

'Yes, she loves it there – loves poking into African families and writing articles about them.'

'Do you think the families appreciate her interest?' asked Tommy.

'I shouldn't think so,' said Tuppence. 'In my father's parish I remember, everyone disliked the District Visitors – Nosey Parkers they called them.'

'You may have something there,' said Tommy. 'You are certainly pointing out to me the difficulties of what I am undertaking, or trying to undertake.'

'Research into what? Not lawn-mowers, I hope.'

'I don't know why you mention lawn-mowers.'

'Because you're eternally looking at catalogues of them,' said Tuppence. 'You're mad about getting a lawn-mower.'

'In this house of ours it is historic research we are doing into things – crimes and others that seem to have happened at least sixty or seventy years ago.'

'Anyway, come on, tell me a little more about your research projects, Tommy.'

'I went to London,' said Tommy, 'and put certain things in motion.'

'Ah,' said Tuppence. 'Research? Research in motion. In a way I've been doing the same thing that you are, only our methods are different. And my period is very far back.'

'Do you mean that you're really beginning to take an interest in the problem of Mary Jordan? So that's how you put it on the agenda nowadays,' said Tommy. 'It's definitely taken shape has it? The mystery, or the problem of Mary Jordan.'

'Such a very ordinary name, too. Couldn't have been her right name if she was German,' said Tuppence, 'and she was said to be a German spy or something like that, but she could have been English, I suppose.'

'I think the German story is just a kind of legend.'

'Do go on, Tommy. You're not telling me anything.'

'Well, I put certain – certain – certain -'

'Don't go on saying certain,' said Tuppence. 'I really can't understand.'

'Well, it's very difficult to explain things sometimes,' said Tommy, 'but I mean, there are certain ways of making enquiries.'

'You mean, things in the past?'

'Yes. In a sense. I mean, there are things that you can find out. Things that you could obtain information from. Not just by riding old toys and asking old ladies to remember things and cross-questioning an old gardener who probably will tell you everything quite wrong or going round to the post office and upsetting the staff by asking the girls there to tell their memories of what their great-great-aunts once said.'

'All of them have produced a little something,' said Tuppence.

'So will mine,' said Tommy.

'You've been making enquiries? Who do you go to to ask your questions?'

'Well, it's not quite like that, but you must remember, Tuppence, that occasionally in my life I have been in connection with people who do know how to go about these sort of things. You know, there are people you pay a certain sum to and they do the research for you from the proper quarters so that what you get is quite authentic.'

'What sort of things? What sort of places?'

'Well, there are lots of things. To begin with you can get someone to study deaths, births and marriages, that sort of thing.'

'Oh, I suppose you send them to Somerset House. Do you go there for deaths as well as marriages?'

'And births – one needn't go oneself, you get someone to go for you. And find out when someone dies or read somebody's will, look up marriages in churches or study birth certificates. All those things can be enquired into.'

'Have you been spending a lot of money?' asked Tuppence. 'I thought we were going to try and economize once we'd paid the expense of moving in here.'

'Well, considering the interest you're taking in problems, I consider that this can be regarded in the way of money well spent.'

'Well, did you find out anything?'

'Not as quickly as this. You have to wait until the research has been made. Then if they can get answers for you -'

'You mean somebody comes up and tells you that someone called Mary Jordan was born at Little Sheffield-on-the-Wold or something like that and then you go and make enquiries there later. Is that the sort of thing?'

'Not exactly. And then there are census returns and death certificates and causes of death and, oh, quite a lot of things that you can find out about.'

'Well,' said Tuppence, 'it sounds rather interesting anyway, which is always something.'

'And there are files in newspaper offices that you can read and study.'

'You mean accounts of something – like murders or court cases?'

'Not necessarily, but one has had contact with certain people from time to time. People who know things – one can look them up – ask a few questions – renew old friendships. Like the time we were being a private detective firm in London. There are a few people, I expect, who could give us information or tell us where to go. Things do depend a bit on who you know.'

'Yes,' said Tuppence, 'that's quite true. I know that myself from experience.'

'Our methods aren't the same,' said Tommy. 'I think yours are just as good as mine. I'll never forget the day I came suddenly into that boarding-house, or whatever it was, Sans Souci. The first thing I saw was you sitting there knitting and calling yourself Mrs Blenkinsop.'

'All because I hadn't applied research, or getting anyone to do research for me,' said Tuppence.

'No,' said Tommy, 'you got inside a wardrobe next door to the room where I was being interviewed in a very interesting manner, so you knew exactly where I was being sent and what I was meant to do, and you managed to get there first. Eavesdropping. Neither more nor less. Most dishonourable.'

'With very satisfactory results,' said Tuppence.

'Yes,' said Tommy. 'You have a kind of feeling for success. It seems to happen to you.'

'Well, some day we shall know all about everything here, only it's all such years and years ago. I can't help thinking that the idea of something really important being hidden round here or owned by someone here, or something to do with this house or people who once lived in it being important – I can't just believe it somehow. Oh well, I see what we shall have to do next.'

'What?' said Tommy.

'Believe six impossible things before breakfast, of course,' said Tuppence. 'It's quarter to eleven now, and I want to go to bed. I'm tired. I'm sleepy and extremely dirty because of playing around with all those dusty, ancient toys and things. I expect there are even more things in that place that's called – by the way, why is it called Kay Kay?'

'I don't know. Do you spell it at all?'

'I don't know – I think it's spelt k-a-i. Not just KK.'

'Because it sounds more mysterious?'

'It sounds Japanese,' said Tuppence doubtfully.

'I can't see why it should sound to you like Japanese. It doesn't to me. It sounds more like something you eat. A kind of rice, perhaps.'

'I'm going to bed and to wash thoroughly and to get all the cobwebs off me somehow,' said Tuppence.

'Remember,' said Tommy, 'six impossible things before breakfast.'

'I expect I shall be better at that than you would be,' said Tuppence.

'You're very unexpected sometimes,' said Tommy.

'You're more often right than I am,' said Tuppence. 'That's very annoying sometimes. Well, these things are sent to try us. Who used to say that to us? Quite often, too.'