Paul Doherty: The Book of Fires

‘Satan’s tits!’ Cranston growled. ‘From one stew pot of wickedness to the next.’ He gazed round the judgement chamber; everything had been removed from the walls: crucifixes, triptychs, painted cloths, tapestries and other ornaments. All these, together with court rolls and other manuscripts, had been taken down to the steel-bound arca, the massive security chest in the Guildhall cellars.

‘Everything which can be stored away has been,’ Cranston murmured to himself. This included his own buxom wife, the Lady Maude, his poppets Stephen and Francis the twins, his wolfhounds Gog and Magog, together with his household retainers. Cranston had sent them deep into the countryside and the protection of a moated, fortified manor house. He’d also arranged for the families of Oswald and Simon, his scrivener and clerk, to join them. Brother Athelstan, however, was a different matter. The little Dominican priest was obdurate. He would not flee when the Great Revolt broke out, even though he conceded that London would be sacked. Cranston certainly agreed with that. He had clashed openly with the Regent, John of Gaunt, and others of the Royal Council who believed the mailed might of royal troops would prevail. How they would fortify the Tower and crush all dissent from there …

‘Nonsense,’ Cranston whispered to himself. ‘The Tower will fall. The Upright Men have their own agents deep in that gloomy fortress.’ He stared down at the bailey, watching people slither and slide on the frost-encrusted cobbles. A sumpter pony skittered, provoking the destrier of a knight banneret guarding the Guildhall to rear, whinnying noisily, its sharpened metal hooves slicing the air. Oh, yes, Cranston reflected, when the Day of the Great Slaughter occurred, the citadels would certainly fall and it would take more than mounted knights to crush the bloody eruption. Cranston knew the city underworld, the mummers’ halls and castles which housed the London mob, that demon with ten thousand heads. They were waiting, and when the sign was given they would rise. The masters of misrule, the captains of the canting crews, the rulers of the rifflers would sound their horns and unfurl their ragged banners. Their followers would swarm like rats from a burning hayrick, stream from their damp, mildewed, rotting tenements to feast on the fat of the city. Hordes of other rebels would pour in from the north, south and west. They would certainly seize London Bridge and cut the city into two. Cranston narrowed his eyes and chewed the corner of his lip. Gaunt would not compromise. The hated poll tax continued to be levied and the Commons sitting at Westminster provided very little relief for the poor. Not only London was threatened but the surrounding shires and, more importantly, even further north in the eastern counties. The Upright Men were busy fortifying the Fens in Lincolnshire, drawing in the dispossessed, the runaways and rebels as well as the outlaws, sharp as any hawk’s beak at the prospect of plunder. At least Gaunt recognized the real threat the Fens posed, with their marshes, morasses and narrow-snaking shallows hidden by reeds that sprouted in thick clusters. The Fens were fast becoming a fortress, a mustering place for all those ready to wage war against the Crown. Gaunt had ordered the construction of a vast flotilla of punts – flat-bottomed, easily assembled barges which could thread the needle-thin waterways of the Fens. The barges were being built on the Southwark side and would soon be transported by land and sea in time for a great chevauchee once spring broke.

Meanwhile, the harsh mills of justice had to grind on. Gaunt had asked the coroner to investigate the bloody, tangled mystery surrounding the execution of the city beauty, Lady Isolda Beaumont. Cranston had met her on a number of occasions and he knew something about the woman’s hideous death and its equally horrific aftermath. The coroner glanced at the hour candle on its copper stand. The flame was approaching the ninth ring – time for him to be gone! Cranston hurriedly strapped on his warbelt and seized his cloak and beaver hat before bellowing instructions and farewells to Simon and Oswald, who were crouched over their chancery desks in the adjoining chamber. The coroner stamped down the stairs and out into the freezing cold of the grey day. The business of the Guildhall had now begun, its dungeons and cells being swiftly emptied. A long line of city bailiffs garbed in the red and murrey livery of the city led by Flaxwith, Cranston’s chief bailiff, with his constant companion, the ugly-faced mastiff Samson, were herding out a gaggle of prisoners for punishment. The felons would be taken down to the different stocks, pillories and thews to be exhibited and mocked until their sentences were complete. The prisoners, manacled and dazed, staggered about. To drown their cries, a few of the bailiffs carried drums, trumpets, cymbals and three sets of bagpipes. Cranston walked down the line of hapless miscreants, reading the placards slung around their necks which proclaimed their offences. A woman had created a vile nuisance by constructing a pipe from her own privy chamber to her neighbour’s garden and ignored a court writ to remove it. The justices had ruled that she was to carry part of that pipe for a half a day in the thews of Poultry. A counterfeit physician had fed a patient a nostrum so noxious the poor man had found it almost impossible to urinate for a week. The counterfeit physician was being mounted on the back of a bony street nag. He would face the rear with the horse’s tail in his hand for a bridle. Around his neck hung two dirty urine flasks and a pisspot. Behind him a vintner would be compelled to drink, wry-mouthed, the corrupt wines he had attempted to palm off on others. There was a fisherman who had freshened a stale catch with blood; a milk-seller found guilty of mixing chalk with his drink; four strumpets caught drunk and soliciting beyond Cock Lane; and finally two wrestlers who had decided to engage naked in a raucous fight on the steps of a London church. Cranston walked down the line. He had a swift word with Flaxwith and strode off to the gateway just as the bagpipes began to screech and the punishment procession moved off.

Once in Cheapside, Cranston walked purposefully, one hand on the hilt of his sword, the other close to the purse beneath his cloak. Cheapside was busying for another day’s frenetic trading. War might come. Revolt might threaten but trade was London’s blood. Shop shutters rattled up and sheets were removed from the great broad stalls that ranged in long lines down the mercantile thoroughfare. Church bells chimed the hour of divine office as market horns brayed to commence business. Apprentices scurried as swift and nimble as monkeys to set out wares, all quick-eyed, searching out passers-by for any potential customer. A songster had already set up his pitch on a broken barrow and trilled loudly about a maiden with ‘skin white as snow on ice’. Shop signs, a bush for the vintner, three gilded quills for the apothecary, a unicorn for the goldsmith and a horse’s head for the saddler, creaked noisily in the brisk breeze. The food purveyors were out, offering fat capons and plump rabbits. Geese tied to the stalls honked. Chickens and ducks, trussed tightly by the legs, floundered in a welter of feathery wings. Pastry shops offered sweet wafers and even sweeter wines. Milk-sellers, with pails slopping either end of their yolks, bawled a price which would gradually decrease as the day progressed and the milk staled. Market beadles were arguing with a cheese-seller who allegedly had made his product richer by soaking it in broth. The discussion had provoked a quarrel upturning a spice stall so the spilled powder of sage, fennel, basil and coriander was being crushed under foot to sweeten the air now turning rather rancid from the pack of unwashed bodies. Odour from a nearby soap-maker, busy mixing soda and wood and animal fat, thickened the stench. Cranston surveyed the crowds in all its varying colours and glimpses of city life: the priest, garbed only in his shirt, walking barefoot, a white wand in one hand, an incense bowl in the other, public punishment for his sin of lechery. A blacksmith, his open-fronted shed next to a tavern, supervised sweaty-faced apprentices serving a table-high furnace. A tanner collected warm dog dung to soften scraped hides. A wine crier, standing in the entrance to an alehouse, readied himself for a proclamation. Itinerant coal-sellers, hay merchants, barbers and dish-menders touted noisily for business. A market beadle proclaimed what must be: bead makers must use perfectly round beads; butchers should not mix tallow with their lard or sell the flesh of dog, cat or horse. Makers of bone handles must not trim their products with silver to make them look like ivory. Candles must be what they are, pure beeswax or tallow and not adulterated with cooking fat or any other base substances. Schoolboys, their hair cropped close, horn-books under their arms, stopped to listen to these market heralds before hurrying on to the aisle schools of St Paul’s and elsewhere. Funeral processions wound their way through the crowd, the thuribles of the altar-servers fragrancing the air. Wedding parties, cymbals clashing and flower petals fluttering, processed to the place of festivity. Gong cart gangs tried to clear the filthy refuse heaped in laystalls and elsewhere. A wonder-worker, or so he called himself, ‘From Nicaea and other cities of the east’, offered in a ringing voice a marvellous cure for impotence, namely the head of a ram which had never meddled with a ewe, its horns knocked off and boiled in holy water from the Jordan.