Джозефина Тэй - The Daughter of Time

He opened an eye and squinted up at her. She had evidently bent over to see if he was asleep, and was now standing in an irresolute way – if anything Marta did could be said to be irresolute – with her attention on the heap of all too obviously virgin publications on the table. In one arm she was carrying two new books, and in the other a great sheaf of white lilac. He wondered whether she had chosen white lilac because it was her idea of the proper floral offering for winter (it adorned her dressing room at the theatre from December to March), or whether she had taken it because it would not detract from her black-and-white chic. She was wearing a new hat and her usual pearls; the pearls which he had once been the means of recovering for her. She looked very handsome, very Parisian, and blessedly unhospital-like.

‘Did I waken you, Alan?’

‘No. I wasn’t asleep.’

‘I seem to be bringing the proverbial coals,’ she said, dropping the two books alongside their despised brethren. ‘I hope you will find these more interesting than you seem to have found that lot. Didn’t you even try a little teensy taste of our Lavinia?’

‘I can’t read anything.’

‘Are you in pain?’

‘Agony. But it’s neither my leg nor my back.’

‘What then?’

‘It’s what my cousin Laura calls “the prickles of boredom.”’

‘Poor Alan. And how right your Laura is.’ She picked a bunch of narcissi out of a glass that was much too large for them, dropped them with one of her best gestures into the washbasin, and proceeded to substitute the lilac. ‘One would expect boredom to be a great yawning emotion, but it isn’t, of course. It’s a small niggling thing.’

‘Small nothing. Niggling nothing. It’s like being beaten with nettles.’

‘Why don’t you take up something?’

‘Improve the shining hour?’

‘Improve your mind. To say nothing of your soul and your temper. You might study one of the philosophies. Yoga, or something like that. But I suppose an analytical mind is not the best kind to bring to the consideration of the abstract.’

‘I did think of going back to algebra. I have an idea that I never did algebra justice, at school. But I’ve done so much geometry on that damned ceiling that I’m a little off mathematics.’

‘Well, I suppose it is no use suggesting jigsaws to someone in your position. How about crosswords? I could get you a book of them, if you like.’

‘God forbid.’

‘You could invent them, of course. I have heard that that is more fun than solving them.’

‘Perhaps. But a dictionary weighs several pounds. Besides, I always did hate looking up something in a reference book.’

‘Do you play chess? I don’t remember. How about chess problems? White to play and mate in three moves, or something like that.’

‘My only interest in chess is pictorial.’

‘Pictorially?’

‘Very decorative things, knights and pawns and what-not. Very elegant.’

‘Charming. I could bring you along a set to play with. All right, no chess. You could do some academic investigating. That’s a sort of mathematics. Finding a solution to an unsolved problem.’

‘Crime, you mean? I know all the case histories by heart. And there is nothing more that can be done about any of them. Certainly not by someone who is flat on his back.’

‘I didn’t mean something out of the files at the Yard. I meant something more – what’s the word? something classic. Something that has puzzled the world for ages.’

‘As what, for instance?’

‘Say, the casket letters.’

‘Oh, not Mary Queen of Scots!’

‘Why not?’ asked Marta, who like all actresses saw Mary Stuart through a haze of white veils.

‘I could be interested in a bad woman but never in a silly one.’

‘ Silly ?’ said Marta in her best lower-register Electra voice.

‘ Very silly.’

‘Oh, Alan, how can you!’

‘If she had worn another kind of headdress no one would ever have bothered about her. It’s that cap that seduces people.’

‘You think she would have loved less greatly in a sunbonnet?’

‘She never loved greatly at all, in any kind of bonnet.’

Marta looked as scandalized as a lifetime in the theatre and an hour of careful make-up allowed her to.

‘Why do you think that?’

‘Mary Stuart was six feet tall. Nearly all outsize women are cold. Ask any doctor.’

And as he said it he wondered why, in all the years since Marta had first adopted him as a spare escort when she needed one, it had not occurred to him to wonder whether her notorious level-headedness about men had something to do with her inches. But Marta had not drawn any parallels; her mind was still on her favourite queen.

‘At least she was a martyr. You’ll have to allow her that.’

‘Martyr to what?’

‘Her religion.’

‘The only thing she was a martyr to was rheumatism. She married Darnley without the pope’s dispensation, and Bothwell by Protestant rites.’

‘In a moment you’ll be telling me she wasn’t a prisoner!’

‘The trouble with you is that you think of her in a little room at the top of a castle, with bars on the window and a faithful old attendant to share her prayers with her. In actual fact she had a personal household of sixty persons. She complained bitterly when it was reduced to a beggarly thirty, and nearly died of chagrin when it was reduced to two male secretaries, several women, an embroiderer, and a cook or two. And Elizabeth had to pay for all that out of her own purse. For twenty years she paid, and for twenty years Mary Stuart hawked the crown of Scotland round Europe to anyone who would start a revolution and put her back on the throne that she had lost; or, alternatively, on the one Elizabeth was sitting on.’

He looked at Marta and found that she was smiling.

‘Are they a little better now?’ she asked. ‘Are what better?’

‘The prickles.’

He laughed.

‘Yes. For a whole minute I had forgotten about them. That is at least one good thing to be put down to Mary Stuart’s account!’

‘How do you know so much about Mary?’

‘I did an essay about her in my last year at school.’

‘And didn’t like her, I take it.’

‘Didn’t like what I found out about her.’

‘You don’t think her tragic, then.’

‘Oh, yes, very. But not tragic in any of the ways that popular belief makes her tragic. Her tragedy was that she was born a queen with the outlook of a suburban housewife. Scoring off Mrs. Tudor in the next street is harmless and amusing; it may lead you into unwarrantable indulgence in hire-purchase, but it affects only yourself. When you use the same technique on kingdoms the result is disastrous. If you are willing to put a country of ten million people in pawn in order to score off a royal rival, then you end by being a friendless failure.’ He lay thinking about it for a little. ‘She would have been a wild success as a mistress at a girls’ school.’

‘Beast!’

‘I meant it nicely. The staff would have liked her, and all the little girls would have adored her. That is what I meant about her being tragic.’

‘Ah well. No casket letters, it seems. What else is there? The man in the iron mask.’

‘I can’t remember who that was, but I couldn’t be interested in anyone who was being coy behind some tinplate. I couldn’t be interested in anyone at all unless I could see his face.’

‘Ah, yes. I forgot your passion for faces. The Borgias had wonderful faces. I should think they would provide a little mystery or two for you to dabble in if you looked them up. Or there was Perkin Warbeck, of course. Imposture is always fascinating. Was he or wasn’t he. A lovely game. The balance can never come down wholly on one side or the other. You push it over and up it comes again, like one of those weighted toys.’