Gregory House - The Lord Of Misrule

Ned gave a visible shudder and shook his head. “The Goats Head, are you mad? Only the riversiders and wharf men drink there!”

Meg stood there, hands on hips, and gave him a sneer. “What’s this? Is the famous Red Ned Bedwell afraid to go in?”

Ned straightened up and brushed off an imaginary piece of dirt from his fur edged gown and gave the impudent Mistress Black the kind of disdainful glare she deserved. “Head strong I may be, Mistress Herb Dabbler, but foolish I am not. They’re a clannish lot around the riverside. If I strut in like this, I’ll be rolled, robbed and beaten up in a trice.”

Meg Black sneered at his more than reasonable response, and he could have sworn she muttered something that sounded like ‘ when you need a lion you get a mouse’. Despite the slur, Ned crossed his arms and refused to be baited. After a final glare she turned a stiff shoulder and marched towards the door. Roger, who’d once more been hugely amused at the interplay and was leaning against a wall snickering, had to hastily scramble after his precocious mistress. He didn’t look so amused now, rather more nervously sallow. Ned gave a wicked grin. It seemed that Roger had also heard of the Goat’s Head. Now wasn’t that a surprise, his daemon nastily commented. In the meanwhile Ned took up his own post, leaning against a timber wall opposite the tavern. If there were to be any fireworks from her presumptuous entrance, he didn’t want to miss them.

Perhaps his eyes drifted closed for a minute or so. After all the running around he was damned tired and it was perishingly cold even in his over mantle and padded doublet. At an instant, however, his attention was sudden engaged and his eyes snapped open, fingers were lightly teasing the hair by his ear. “Oi Ned, ‘ow is y’ this day?” An inviting voice cooed into his ear.

With great deal of reluctance, he carefully untangled the fingers playing with his collar, took a half step back and gave a slight bow while guarding his purse with his right hand. “Oh, good day to you, Mistress Adeline. How are you this fine, if crisp afternoon?”

The lass he addressed gave a slight giggle and took another step closer, now running her fingers down the fur collar of his over mantle. Ned returned a smile and trapped the wandering fingers giving them a light kiss.

“Oi Ned y’ rogue. So gallant these days an’ such fine clothes. Why haven’t y’ been to see me?”

Once more Ned politely seized a drifting hand before it deftly slipped into his doublet. Mistress Adeline made a small mew of regret and her dark eyes twinkled with mischief and calculation. Ned continued to smile.

He knew Adeline of old. She was a free ranging punk and had the manners and moods of the feline on her silver brooch. Adeline had an established reputation of being playful and moody, like her proclaimed symbol, with a strange reputation for games of chance…and pain.

He’d come across her last year in the outer Liberties by Temple Bar, where she was known to frequent a small gaming house at the Red Boar tavern. It was her long, raven black hair that had first drew his interest, soon followed by her sharply edged sense of capricious humour. Her full figure and open bodice no doubt helped engage his interest. She had the smoothest, palest skin and the reddest nipples, almost strawberries in shape and colour. However some instinct, prompted by his better angel, had sternly warned Ned not to step beyond the bounds of teasing dalliance. He suspected that any man drawn closer by her fascinating allure would find themselves as crisped as a moth by a candle flame. “I fear Adeline, I am a slave to duty. My master and my patron have had me running all over the city these past weeks, but all the while my heart has wept at your absence and my own soul is a withered flower in the desert, without your tender grace.”

Mistress Adeline fluttered her fingers coquettishly over her pale throat, and gave a most provocative sigh. Ned’s cods, in sheer rebellion, stirred alarmingly. “Oi Ned, my sweet, y’r still my dearest swain and y’r poetry sets my soul all a quiver.”

His daemon sounded the trumpet, while his better angel bade him stand firm against her wiles, warning not to trust any soft sighing flattery. “I fear beloved Adeline, that duty still forbids me from rendering unto you the devotion that you deserve.”

Those delightful fingers reached out and lightly stroked his face. Ned’s skin quivered at the feather-light touch. Adeline was a sore temptation to refuse. “Oi my poor Ned. What terrible task keeps y’ from my arms?”

“I’m searching for some one — a country lad lost in the city.”

“Oi, what a sorry duty, when we could be enjoying a private Christmas pageant.”

Ned kept up his smile and let out his own forlorn sigh. Whether it was for the reminder of what he was missing or the strong pull of Adeline the temptress, he wasn’t sure. His cods may have been certain but tonight they weren’t voting. “Dear Adeline, you haven’t seen any new lads in your daily travels?”

“I might have. I’ve bin so bored this past day. None have wanted to play with me. Will y’ play with me Ned?”

At the invitation his cods led a determined mutiny. There was a problem with indulging, well actually several. However the main one was, no matter how tempting or preferable, Adeline’s ‘games’ and ‘diversions’ weren’t something to dive into unprepared. Damn this duty of Cromwell’s! After a strong inner tussle, Ned regained his concentration. He shoved his whispering daemon aside and instead focused on the here and now. No Walter, no Christmas revels, then no extra angels to ‘play’ with Adeline.

Oh yes Adeline. There were some aspects of her answer that put him in mind of her previous ploys. Ned scented an evasion. Well he could at least play one game. Reaching into an inner hidden pocket in his doublet, Ned pulled out a single angel and trailed the coin down the line of her nose. Like a kitten and a piece of yarn, it held her single minded attention.

“Now Adeline,” Ned bent closer and whispered. “Who have we seen today? A new face flashing coin and skilled at Hazard ?”

Adeline, her eyes glittering with deep interest, made a grab at the coin. Ned snatched it away and held it in a closed hand. At the lost prize her pout returned. “Could be I saw a young lad, lucky at dice by three angels at the Red Boar an hour ago.”

Her open hand teased him encouragingly. Ned, still smiling, shook his head. You never yielded to easily to Adeline. “This lucky lad, what did he look like?”

Adeline’s soft warm cheek rubbed the back of his hand and Ned’s knees trembled. “Oi ‘e was slight and wore fine black like Satan’s imps and had butter coloured hair, lank and dull.”

Ned held tight to the coin and his urges, a little bit more teasingly. “What colour were his eyes, my beloved?’

“They was grey, grey and bulging eyes, like a dead fish. I didn’t like ‘im. They didn’t glow with the light o’ love, such as y’rs, Ned.”

Got him! Ned released the coin and spun it high in the air. Before it had completed its arc, slim fingers snatched it and she darted away. “My thanks my love, it’ll be a cheery Christmas.”

It may be so with that reward. Ned knew Adeline led a strange, precarious existence, what with her games and pleasures. But it was Christmas and, in her fashion, she was an unpredictable if loyal friend. Concern stirred his better angel. “Where are you going this night, Adeline?”

With very feline grace, she spun around and called out. “A gentleman in Caesar’s Tower ‘as called for me.”

Ned shivered at the mention. The city fortress sometimes had a chancy reputation for well kept secrets. He hoped that Adeline remembered discretion. “If you have any problems, you can find me at the Sign of the Spread Eagle in Wood Street till Twelfth Night. Ask for Tam and use my name.”