Kate Sedley - The Green Man

‘Roger, forgive me my thoughtlessness. Of course I should have made provisions for your sustenance. Have you managed to forage for yourself now?’

‘I found my way to the kitchens,’ I said. ‘There was enough provender in the waste baskets alone to feed half the starving population of Northamptonshire for weeks, if not months.’

Albany laughed. He knew my opinions on the gulf that existed between rich and poor, and although he naturally didn’t share them, he had let me have my say on several occasions, merely advising me not to be so open with anyone but himself. I wondered sometimes why he was so tolerant, but decided that he found me amusing and, moreover, had need of me.

‘But don’t wander off again without permission,’ he said, resuming his seat at the king’s right hand. ‘I’ve told you, I want you in attendance day and night. Now, stand close. The mummings are about to begin.’

The jugglers came first, tossing a rainbow of coloured balls into the air and catching them again with amazing dexterity. And not only balls, but spoons, knives, beakers or anything else that took their fancy. The leader even begged the use of three of the precious Venetian glass goblets used by King Edward and his most important guests, throwing them, sparkling, into the candlelight while everyone gasped and held his breath. But they were returned to the high table undamaged, and the king took a velvet purse full of money from one of his attendants, tossing it to the man, to be shared out between him and the rest of the troupe.

Tumblers followed, rolling around the floor, balancing on one another’s shoulders, contorting their lithe and agile bodies into a variety of shapes. It all looked very painful and risky, and once or twice I found my eyes watering in sympathy for the agony they must be enduring. But they seemed none the worse for it and departed from the hall to resounding applause.

Musicians and dancers came next, then a group of singers; but I have to admit that my attention wandered during these last two items. I have absolutely no ear for music of any kind and, personally, cannot sustain a tune for more than a couple of notes. But other people enjoyed it judging by the applause and the number of coins tossed to the performers, while the king handed out purses with a liberal hand. It was obvious that no expense was being spared, and if there were any Scottish spies lurking amongst the onlookers — as there no doubt were — word would get back to King James that his brother was being treated by the English as if he were already the reigning monarch.

There was a slight pause before the final entertainment, which, I gathered, was to be the masque, and I took the opportunity to glance around the hall searching for Murdo MacGregor and Donald Seton. But I was unable to locate them; hardly surprising considering the crush of people standing along the walls behind the row of benches. What was surprising, however, was the discovery, on looking over my shoulder, that Davey Gray had disappeared. He had been dancing the most assiduous attendance on his master all evening, only stepping a few paces from Albany’s side when he needed to relieve himself behind one of the wall-hangings. But now there was no sign of him. I presumed that, at long last, he had been given permission to go and eat.

The Master of the Revels, who had been fussing about, instructing the lackeys where to place various candelabra and a number of artificial trees — whose leaves glowed with the green fire of emeralds — now approached the high table to announce the start of the masque. This, it seemed, was to take the form of a forest glade, where animals, nymphs and wood sprites cavorted and sang hymns to the great mother goddess, Earth, and her consort, the Green Man. And the moment that latter name was mentioned, I knew at once what mask it was that my assailant had been wearing. The glimpse had been fleeting, but I could see again in my mind’s eye the sprouting foliage from the mouth and the leafy eyebrows and hair.

I waited impatiently for the masque to progress while the mummers in the animal heads leaped around pretending to be rabbits and foxes, hares and stags. Then the nymphs and wood sprites, naiads and fauns added their bit to the general jollification, harping and singing until it fairly set my teeth on edge. But finally — and not a moment too soon as far as I was concerned — Mother Earth arrived in the form of a buxom, large-bosomed lady, trailing blue, brown and green draperies and attended by her consort, the Green Man.

I had not been mistaken. The mask was the same as the one that had loomed over me as I lay sprawled on the steps. Fleeting as the moment had been, I was ready to swear to it had anyone asked me. But there was something wrong. The mummer playing the part was a big, well-fleshed man, half a head taller than his equally robust dame, whilst the impression I had gained of the person who had knocked me down was of a short man, of no more than middling height, if that. After mulling the problem over for a minute or so, I reached the conclusion that there were either two players of the part in the mummers’ troupe or that the mask had been borrowed. A few more seconds of cogitation led me to discard the former theory: with a Mother Earth of such generous proportions, it was unlikely that a small man would have been chosen to act as her partner. So someone else had borrowed the mask, but to what end?

The masque drew to its inevitable close. The pagan revellers, suddenly confronted by a woodland hermit were brought to acknowledge a greater force in nature than themselves and bowed down before the simple wooden cross which he took from around his neck and held up for them to worship. Then they advanced to the high table and made their obeisance to the king as representing God’s Anointed on earth, after which, they skipped off to the loudest applause of the evening and carrying by far the heaviest purse. Without asking Albany’s permission, I made my way to the corner of the dais, jumped down and followed them into an ante-room of the great hall.

Here, the chaos was very much as the kitchener had described it to me; shrill voices of self-congratulation drowning out others’ less complimentary remarks; actors and mummers, in various states of undress, preening themselves on a job well done; the master of the troupe sitting quietly apart, counting out the contents of the king’s purse into little piles of coins on top of a clothes’ chest; several people posing and posturing in front of a mirror of polished steel that had been set up in one corner of the room for their use.

In spite of the press of bodies, it didn’t take me long to locate my quarry. The ‘Green Man’, mask discarded, was struggling out of the leafy hose and tunic which had formed the rest of his costume. I wriggled my way through to his side.

He looked at me enquiringly.

‘I come from His Grace, the Duke of Albany,’ I lied. ‘He wishes me to congratulate you on a part well performed.’

The man straightened himself to his full height. Ignoring the fact that he might appear ridiculous in nothing but his under-shift, he made a magnificent bow.

‘His Grace is a man of taste and discernment,’ he announced in a deep, sonorous voice, which attracted a few covert sniggers from his fellow players.

‘For my own part,’ I went on, braving his wrath, ‘I thought you were a little late on your first entrance. Oh, not by much,’ I hastened to add, as his chest swelled with indignation. ‘But just by the merest fraction.’

‘And what would a mean fellow like yourself know about it?’

‘Mother Earth’, now attired in a sober grey woollen gown, who had been listening jealously to our exchange, interrupted us to say, ‘You were late, Clement. I noticed it myself. I was well into the centre of the floor before you condescended to make an appearance. You should have been beside me when we left this room and accompanied me all the way to the “glade”. It wasn’t good enough on such an important occasion.’