Kate Sedley - The Midsummer Crown

I shooed the three of them out of the parlour and closed the door firmly in their wake. A voice from the other side shouted, ‘You promised!’

I drew up a stool and sat down opposite Timothy, noting resentfully that he had appropriated my own chair, the one with the carved, acanthus-leaf arms. I held up a hand.

‘Before you utter a word, my friend, I want to impress upon you that the children were speaking the truth. I am not returning to London with you, so there is nothing more to be said.’

The spymaster cleared his throat. ‘I’m afraid there is, Roger. It’s not as simple as that.’

I leant forward, stabbing the air with a finger in order to emphasize my point. ‘It’s just as simple as that. I repeat, I am not going back to London. There isn’t any point. For the saints’ sweet sake, man, I told you all I know in that letter I wrote to you, and which I presume you’ve received. You wouldn’t be here, else. I swear to you I have no later information.’

Timothy waved a dismissive hand. ‘Oh, it’s not about Hastings and his treacherous little band of plotters. We know all about them. We’re just giving ’em enough rope to hang themselves before we strike. We have our own spy amongst ’em.’

I was interested in spite of myself. ‘The lawyer, Catesby, I presume.’

My companion eyed me sharply. ‘What makes you say that?’

I shrugged. ‘It was obvious when I overheard Hastings and Catesby talking that the lawyer resented the Lord Chamberlain’s treatment of him.’

‘And how was that?’

‘Like an unpaid servant. So, am I correct? Is Catesby your spy?’

Timothy frowned. ‘Seeing you know so much, I suppose I might as well admit it. But not a whisper to anyone, Roger! At least, not yet. Once we arrest the ringleaders it won’t matter.’

‘Who am I likely to tell? I’ve already said, I’m not going to London with you.’

Timothy heaved a sigh, the long-suffering one he kept specially for when he considered that I was behaving like a recalcitrant child. He reached into the pouch at his belt and produced an official-looking document which he proceeded, slowly and solemnly to unfold. The parchment crackled. He held it up so that I could see the royal seal at the bottom.

‘The lord Protector’s signature,’ he said, tapping with one fingernail the scrawled ‘R. Gloucester’ alongside it. ‘I was instructed to use this only as a last resort; to persuade you if I could, to appeal to your loyalty, to remind you of the place you hold in the duke’s affections and of his continuing friendship. But I can see that you’re in one of your pig-headed moods, in one of your hard-done-by sulks, so I’m not going to waste my time and breath on persuasion. It’s no use arguing, Roger. We leave for London tomorrow morning, on horseback of course, and should reach the capital by Friday.’

I did some rapid calculations in my head. ‘That’ll be the thirteenth,’ I said. ‘June the thirteenth. Friday the thirteenth. Oh no! With an augury like that, I’m certainly not going.’

‘Well, if you prefer being clapped in chains in Bristol Castle dungeons, that’s up to you,’ was the sharp response.

‘An empty threat,’ I argued uncertainly. ‘You wouldn’t do it.’

‘I won’t have any choice,’ Timothy retorted. ‘Those are my orders.’

I hesitated. I knew from past experience that my lord of Gloucester, kind and loyal friend though he could be, had a ruthless streak in him when it came to getting his own way. In this, I supposed, he was no different from any other of our lords and masters. There was no room for weakness and sentimentality in a position of command, and even less so when one was governing a country.

For a second or two, I regarded Timothy with a fulminating eye, my mind scrambling around like a squirrel in a cage, trying to find some means of escape. But there was none. Finally, I shrugged and asked resignedly, ‘What’s this all about, then? If it’s nothing to do with Hastings and his conspiracy, why do you want me back in London?’

Timothy relaxed and returned the parchment with its royal seal to his pouch. ‘That’s better,’ he approved. ‘Now you’re talking like a sensible man.’

‘Just get on and tell me,’ I snapped. ‘I don’t want any pats on the head.’

At that moment, there was an interruption as Adela knocked on the door. ‘Supper’s ready,’ she called.

It was a quiet meal. The children, adept at reading my face, knew at once from my hangdog expression that if I had not already reneged on my promise, I was about to do so. They pointedly ignored me and treated all the visitor’s attempts to engage them in conversation with scorn, addressing such remarks as they did make either to one another or to Adela. Adela herself was meticulously polite to her guest, but her tone of voice was frosty. Eventually Timothy felt himself bound to reassure her.

‘His Grace will, as always, make sure that neither you nor the children are in want during Roger’s absence.’ He once again rummaged in his pouch, this time producing a couple of gold coins which he placed on the table before her.

My wife eyed them dispassionately. ‘I’d rather have my husband’s company,’ she said at last, ‘as probably the duke well knows.’

‘Quite possibly,’ Timothy conceded gracefully. ‘Unfortunately, my lord has need of Roger’s extraordinary talent for unraveling mysteries.’

‘Not again!’ I groaned. ‘Doesn’t the duke know someone other than myself who’s able to use his brains to good effect in these matters? It’s not so difficult. Just follow William of Occam’s rule — his Razor as it’s known — that the obvious answer is generally the correct one.’

‘But not always,’ Timothy countered swiftly. ‘You’re too modest, Roger. No one knows as well as you do that Occam’s Razor does not invariably apply. And on those occasions we have need of your especial gift.’

Amusement lit Adela’s eyes. ‘You’re a shrewder man than you look, Master Plummer.’ The spymaster looked unsure whether to take this as an insult or a compliment and smiled uncertainly. My wife added sweetly, ‘You understand that your fellow men are rarely proof against flattery.’

He made no comment, merely passing his bowl for a second helping of rabbit stew while I recharged his beaker with Adela’s home-brewed ale. There was, I reflected, nothing to be gained by being unpleasant to Timothy: he was merely the messenger. Besides, if the truth be told, my ready curiosity had been aroused at the mention of a mystery, and I found myself more than a little eager to hear what he had to say.

As soon as we had finished eating, therefore, he and I retired once more to the parlour, leaving Adela to clear the table and wash the dirty dishes, while the children huddled together deciding which of their many games to play before being forced up to bed.

‘Well?’ I asked once we were again settled, the difference being that this time I was sitting in my own chair and my companion in the window embrasure, a little less comfortable than he had been before supper. ‘What’s happened? What sort of occurrence that the duke thinks it necessary to send you all the way to Bristol in order to drag me back to London against my will?’

‘Murder and abduction,’ was the succinct answer. Timothy scrutinized me closely as he waited for my reaction.

‘Shit!’ I said loudly, which was perhaps not the one he had been expecting.

‘It’s serious,’ he said. ‘The boy who’s been taken is a ward of Francis Lovell. You know who he is, I suppose?’

‘Of course I know who he is, you fool. Quite apart from the fact that he’s one of the duke’s — the Protector’s I suppose I should say — best friends, and has been ever since they were boys together in the Earl of Warwick’s household, I was with the army in Scotland last year, in case you’ve forgotten. And not as one of the poor bloody foot soldiers, either. As a member of Albany’s entourage — and that was another perfectly safe and simple little job that nearly cost me my life, I might remind you — I was within daily sight and sound of most of the leaders of that expedition, including Francis Lovell.’