Michael Jecks - The King of Thieves

But today he was no threat. Others who were more antagonistic to Despenser were present in that gathering.

Archbishop Reynolds was there, and the Bishops of London, Chichester, Carlisle, Ely and Exeter among others. All chattering and waving their hands like so many monkeys. On the far side of the room, Despenser saw the Earl of Chester, standing listening intently to his tutor, the deplorable Richard of Bury. The fat fool!

He was supposed to be a clever, intellectual fellow, but Despenser thought he was a fraud. He had a great collection of books, certainly, but Despenser reckoned there were too many for one man to read in a lifetime. He’d even said so to the King before now, but Edward was deaf to any comments against the bastard. As it was, Despenser watched him carefully. He didn’t trust anyone else to get too close to the King or his son.

‘So, what is the discussion concerning?’ he drawled as he walked to the King’s side and made an elaborate bow.

Bishop Stapledon said tightly, ‘The King has reconsidered, and now he feels that it would be best if he were not to leave the country. Instead, another must go.’

That, Despenser thought, must have hurt like a kick in the ballocks. Stapledon certainly looked as though he had been attacked most viciously. His face was as pale as a man who saw his house being burned before him. With his family still inside.

‘I am sure that the King knows the most sensible course,’ he said smoothly.

‘I dare say you are,’ Hethe replied.

‘I do not think I understand you, my Lord Bishop.’ Despenser’s eyes were glittering like ice.

Hethe was not one of those who would respond with fear. The pious prickle believed in his divine protection or something. ‘I suggest that you are most assured that the King’s actions are correct when they suit your aims , Sir Hugh. And I believe that you have argued most persuasively against his journeying to Paris.’

‘You think that the King doesn’t know his own mind? I am surprised at you, my Lord.’

‘Do not presume to insult my intelligence, Sir Hugh,’ Hethe said with chilly resentment. ‘The King must go, whether you wish it or no.’

‘It is not my decision,’ Despenser shrugged, ‘and I think you should be cautious of suggesting otherwise-’

‘Enough!’ The King stood up from his seat and glared about him.

He was still a magnificent-looking man. His eyes showed the nervousness that lay at the centre of his soul, and his face was drawn, but he still towered over the others in the room with him, and he inspired awe, no matter what the gathering. ‘I have decided! That should be enough for all of you. Now, on to other matters. What did you wish to say, Archbishop?’

The room was quiet a moment as all those present mentally considered whether it was safe to argue further, but after a certain amount of glancing about at each other, the Archbishop broke the uncomfortable silence.

‘Kent is in a turmoil, my Lord. There are wandering bands of discontents and felons who slay with impunity. What may a man do? I have set about building a larger wall to encircle my own manor, but if these desperate men should attack, it would be useless.’

‘You want me to provide you with guards? Can you not afford your own? I do not presume to have a monopoly on defence,’ the King said sarcastically.

‘It is not only Kent, your Royal Highness. It’s the whole realm,’ another Bishop declared. ‘The country is falling into despair, and if there is no peace for your subjects, they may …’

‘Look to yourselves for your protection, as the King said,’ Despenser snapped. ‘You are all grown men, in Christ’s name! Not maids and churls. You have your own guards. Set them to their duties!’

‘If there is no peace in your realm, the land may erupt. Your people will not respect a King who cannot give them peace.’

It was Walter Stapledon, Bishop of Exeter, who spoke, and Despenser gave him a long, threatening stare. ‘You and I have always been agreed on most matters, my Lord Bishop,’ he said. ‘I am surprised to hear you gainsaying me. Think carefully before you continue.’

Stapledon was an old man, certainly, and the last couple of months, especially since he’d lost his job, had made him look his age. But there was still a power in his eyes as he leaned towards Despenser, his head jutting. ‘You think to tell me, a man of God, where my duties lie, Sir Hugh? For shame! Keep your mouth closed if you can speak nothing but ill of others. My Lord King, you have decided not to go to France. If that is the case, and you remain here in England, you will lose Guyenne, the Agenais, and more than half your annual income.’

‘Parliament will have to increase the money sent to me in taxes.’

‘Parliament will not. It cannot. Once you have fleeced your sheep, my Lord, if you continue cutting, all you achieve is butchery. If you try to extort more money from your people than they can afford, you will find that they will rise up. I do not speak sedition, only the truth. You need the French territories.’

‘I cannot go. I have decided.’

‘Then you must consider another alternative,’ Stapledon said, and turned to look at the Earl of Chester, who stood listening intently.

‘I will not have him go! I wish my son to remain here,’ the King declared.

‘Either you go or he does. If not, you lose all, your Highness. This is the single most important decision of your reign, my Lord.’

‘And he has decided,’ Despenser said quickly, but he felt the cold sweat breaking out on his back as the King wavered. Sweet Mother of God, yes, he was reconsidering. After all that effort, Stapledon had hit on the one ruse that could work: mention money to the King, and he’d listen all right. He would ignore comments about other men’s welfare, about the King’s Peace being broken with impunity on all sides, about the suffering of the masses … but suggest that he might lose a single farthing, and you would have his complete attention in an instant.

‘Hold!’ the King said. ‘I will not have matters bandied about like this. I have no doubt that you all seek to assist me, but what am I to do? I cannot remain here and also be in France. If I leave here, there would be consequences. I am needed in my realm to protect my people, but you say I should also be in Paris to pay homage to the French King. What should I do?’

The Earl of Chester strode forward. ‘It’s clear enough, Father — your Royal Highness — you will have to go to France. The date is set. It would be wrong for you not to honour your own word given to the French King. You must go.’

King Edward stared at his son. He was about to respond with vigour, when his answer was pre-empted.

‘The young Earl does speak a deal of sense, with a maturity beyond his years,’ said Despenser. ‘But there are some aspects of the situation of which he may be unaware. Your Royal Highness, perhaps we could discuss this with him later?’

‘Sir Hugh, I fear it is a little late already to be discussing this,’ Stapledon stated. He stepped forward. ‘You may believe that the Earl is of tender years, but I feel he has demonstrated a most sensitive and sensible attitude. For the Crown to retain the French territories, it is clear that homage will have to be paid to the French King, as he is the liege-lord for those lands. And it would be unthinkable for the English Crown to knowingly or willingly give up the estates won so hard over so many years. The Earl of Chester is quite right.’

The King shook his head violently. ‘I am the King, and I have spoken.’

‘Your Royal Highness, with respect,’ Hethe said, ‘we are your council. It would be wrong for us to allow you to act without our declaring our disagreement, if we felt this decision would adversely affect you. Your Majesty, please hear our views. You know I love you more than my own life. I have served you faithfully and loyally all these years, will you not listen to my own plea?’