Marilyn Todd - Second Act

So heady was the prospect that she barely noticed Caspar bearing down on them. No mean feat, considering the little man was decked out in orange, blue and yellow and with a dark-green bejewelled turban bouncing sideways on his head.

‘Dear lady.’ He performed an elaborate bow at Claudia’s feet and remained there. ‘We have reached the point in our Spectaculars where we are ready to put on a full dress rehearsal. Would you, madam, be so gracious therefore as to honour us with your presence, both as critic and spectator this evening?’

I would have expected nothing less. ‘I would be delighted,’ she replied.

Caspar rose to his feet, miming a comical stiffening of the joints, and turned to Julia. ‘And you, ma’am, if I may be so brash, look younger and more fair with each hour that passes underneath this roof.’

‘Oh. Well. Well, I-’ Blushing to her roots, Julia blinked coyly. ‘ Heavens!’

Caspar seized her hand, pressed his rosebud lips to the skin and kissed it passionately. ‘Such fragrance,’ he sighed, inhaling the floozy’s perfume that Julia had dabbed on her wrist. ‘Oh, such splendiferous fragrance!’

‘Dear me.’ Julia fanned herself after he’d gone. ‘Such a gallant fellow, what? So terribly earnest that one can almost overlook his night-time philanderings.’ She lowered her voice to a girlish whisper. ‘You wouldn’t believe how many times his bedroom door creaks open and shut, and my word, at the strangest of hours.’

‘I’ll get the hinges greased.’

‘I tell you, sister-in-law, that oleiculturist has really brought me and Marcellus good luck,’ Julia trilled. ‘How delightful, if some of it were to rub off on you.’

*

In her bedroom, Claudia ran a tortoiseshell comb through her curls, formed her pillow into a representation of Julia’s face and punched it till its feathers flew. Take that, you ungrateful, ill-mannered, selfish, toffee-nosed bitch. Sometimes, she thought, moving her attack to the bolster, she wondered why she bothered with Gaius’s revolting family. Marcellus was too lazy to put himself out to get work. Julia was so absorbed with her upturn in fortunes, in bracelets and perfume and overblown flattery, not to mention the olive grower’s illustrious connections, that she hadn’t even noticed that Flavia was welded to Skyles like a boil. If they had feelings for anyone other than themselves, this couple, a surgical probe was required to locate them.

Feeling better for venting her anger and frustration, Claudia slipped into a cherry-pink linen gown and, with snowflakes of swansdown still drifting on the air, set off to consider the conversion of her guest room into an intimate dining chamber. She could almost picture the finished result. Gilded stucco on the ceiling. Scenes from the vine harvest inlaid on every couch. Bacchus frescoes painted on the walls. A tad wine-laden, perhaps, but all’s fair in love and commerce, and although the merchants would be coming here ostensibly to pass a cosy social evening, never underestimate the effect of subliminal messages. The bastards would sign up one way or another.

She eased open the door. With the shutters closed, the room came across as gloomy and depressing, but light, she decided, would be a feature of this upstairs dining chamber. Holes could be knocked in the wall to enlarge the current windows, a new one opening up on the far wall, the balcony extended by stone corbel supports to ‘Room service is improving,’ the bed said.

Typical Julia, reallocating the accommodation and dammit, she might at least have told Claudia she’d moved the oleiculturist into here. ‘Terribly sorry,’ she said. ‘I didn’t realize- You!’

The tousled head which appeared over the top of the coverlet nodded. ‘Me,’ it confirmed, and there was a flash of white teeth in the shadows.

‘You told Julia you were an olive merchant!’

‘Oleiculturist,’ Orbilio corrected mildly. ‘Your sister-in-law has a penchant for long words.’

‘She is under the impression that you intend to put a lot of business her way.’

‘Really? I wonder where she got that idea from.’

‘The same place she got the idea that you’re courting Flavia.’

‘In passing, I may have mentioned how charming I’d found the child.’

‘You only met her once and disliked her with a fervour, as I recall.’

‘She was suffering from an unfortunate bout of BO.’

‘Then, as her ardent suitor, you’ll be delighted to know that consistency is one of Flavia’s strong points. Stand downwind and even skun k s peg their noses.’

‘Is that a feather in your hair?’ he asked. ‘Because if so, there’s another on your shoulder and two more sticking to your skirt.’

‘I’ve been playing Daedalus and Icarus, learning how to fly. Why don’t you give it a whirl? It’s really simple. You just hold a feather in each hand and then jump out the window.’

‘Sounds too easy,’ he said. ‘I prefer something with a bit of a challenge.’

‘Then jump from the Tarpeian Rock, I’m not proud.’

There were enough bristles on his chin to engage a hedgehog’s mating instinct, Claudia noticed, and his eyes matched the pink of her gown. Julia may have got most ends of the oleiculturist stick wrong, but she was right when she said he looked ghastly.

‘Exactly what were you drinking last night, Marcus?’

‘Something the Gauls on the Helvetican border brew from fire, sulphur, acid and bleach. It’s actually rather good.’

A thought occurred to her. She drummed her fingers gently against the bedstead. ‘When did you last eat?’

‘Can’t remember.’

‘Then I’ll send for something. Porridge, perhaps?’ Despite the paucity of light in the guest room, it was still possible to watch his face turn from ashen to a rather subtle shade of green. ‘Or would you prefer a nice dish of curds?’

‘I know you’re mad at me,’ Marcus began, urging his rising gorge to ignore pictures of lumpy white milk curds.

‘Me? Cross? Perish the thought.’

‘Then why are you bending over the bed with your teeth bared?’

‘You know my motto, Orbilio. Start every day with a smile,’ she breezed. ‘And get it over with.’

The noise from his throat was like water gurgling its way down a storm drain. It was the best laugh he could muster through the hangover.

‘Claudia, I’m serious. I apologize for the subterfuge, I really do, but I need to talk to you-’

‘I’m listening,’ she said, flinging wide the pinewood shutters.

Like salt on a slug, Orbilio recoiled at this sudden surge of light and by the time the black and orange zigzags had ceased to blind him, Claudia was already halfway down the street and humming.

The blind beggar on the corner could not believe his luck. Bronze? After all these years, the Widow Seferius, who normally snorted in derision when she passed, had actually dropped bronze in his begging bowl?

So amazing was the miracle, the beggar couldn’t help untying the bandages round his eyes to make sure.

One hundred and forty miles to the south, in the caverns beneath the fortified coastal town of Cumae in Campania, the High Priest unwrapped a package. Inside a soft cloth protected with oiled goatskins was a bowl. It had been fashioned from solid gold, engraved with horses and warriors, inlaid with silver, and weighed a bloody ton.

‘Let me see, let me see!’

Yanking off the wrinkled mask with one hand and reaching out for the bowl with the other, the Sibyl whooped with delight. Far from the old crone her clientele mistook her for, the Oracle was a handsome woman in her thirty-eighth year, who saw no reason why she and her brother shouldn’t keep this scam going for many more years before he retired to the estate he fancied in the country, she to a palace a long way from Campania, where she could retain a harem of girls well versed in the art of pleasing women.