Kasey Michaels: High Heels and Holidays

"Not Nevus, Bruce. Nexus. You know—to bind, to connect. A connected group—like all of the authors connected to No Secret Anymore. Rat Boy, well, Rat Boys, they said they'd run a spell-checker before printing out all those copies of the poem for everyone, but since nevus is a word, the spell-checker didn't pick up the typo. Neither, obviously, did our Rat Boys. Isn't that something? We were never going to connect anything that way, huh?"

Now J.P. sat up straighter. "You found him—them? You found out who sent the rats?"

Maggie nodded. "Tell them, Alex."

Alex stood at the end of the couch where Maggie sat, looking at Bruce as he spoke. "Certainly, Maggie. Yes, J.P., we unearthed them, and they didn't kill Francis or Jonathan. They're merely fairly harmless idiots who, unfortunately, innocently provided the real killer with a most timely bit of assistance as well as helping to muddy the waters so that the killer could not only kill but perpetrate a fraud."

"That's a lot of big words and bigger accusations you're tossing around, English," J.P. said, figuratively donning her criminal defense attorney hat. "You have a suspect for all this murder and fraud business?"

"As a matter of fact, yes, we do, and thank you, J.P., for so quickly bringing us to the nub of the matter. Mr. McCrae, would you care to confess, or shall we have to deal with a tedious point-by-point breakdown of your motive and opportunity?"

"Me?" Bruce smiled as he looked at each one of them in turn. The kind of smile, Maggie thought, that you could see on football players, basketball players, anyone who knew damn full well they'd committed a foul, but were trying to act as if the referee had just made a big joke at their expense. The kind of smile that was just a little too wide, while the eyes remained a little too nervous, even cagey. "You're accusing me? Are you nuts?"

"Yes, Maggie, are you nuts?" J.P. seconded the question. "Bruce never killed anyone. We had a long talk this afternoon, because I was pretty sure you were thinking that way this morning. Don't ever play poker, Maggie—when I dropped that left-handed bomb, you jumped on it way too fast, then backed off even faster. Jonathan West and Francis Oakes were Bruce's friends. Look—I'd given him this, to protect himself when I wasn't around, and he gave it back to me this afternoon. See?" she concluded, unzipping her large pocketbook and holding up the Glock as evidence.

"Cripes, J.P., put that away before you drop it and it goes off. Besides, I have an idea," Maggie said, now that the idea had surfaced with Bruce's fake smile. "Let's do a play-by-play, J.P., a sort of non-video review, shall we, and then you decide? I'll start."

She got to her feet and began pacing behind the couch. "To begin, let's all remember that Bruce, like me, is a mystery writer. I know something about mystery writers, about the process. We set up a situation, we put in a bunch of what-ifs and suspects, we toss in a couple of red herrings to put the reader off the scent, and then we sit back and look for holes in our plot. Question ourselves, question each point, address that plot from every angle so that there are no more holes except the sneaky ones we want there so the reader can look back later and say, wow, there it was, but I missed it. That's how it works—hopefully. In other words, we think in terms of what can go wrong with our premise, how our killer can screw up."

"Marvelous," Bruce said, sitting back and crossing his arms over his broad chest. "Maggie's giving us a workshop for beginners."

"Shut up, Bruce," J.P. said, moving slightly away from him. "I know her longer than I know you, remember? Let her have her say, then you can try to tear apart her testimony on cross."

"Ouuu, the lawyer speaks. Fine, but I want a drink first—or don't you think I know you're trying to set me up for a fall here," Bruce said sarcastically, getting to his feet. "Go on, Maggie. I can wait to sue you until tomorrow."

Maggie looked at Alex, who nodded his head once more, encouraging her to continue laying out her reasons for believing Bruce guilty.

But she didn't know where to start, which was still the problem.

Okay ... she'd lay it out the way she did a synopsis. She'd tell Bernie a story—except Bernie wasn't here, this wasn't really a synopsis, and she really wished Bruce and his muscles would sit down again.

"Bruce, let's do the crimes first, all right? We'll get into the particulars of how you screwed up later, if you still insist in saying you're not guilty."

"Fine. Maybe I should take notes? I mean, a Cleo Dooley plot? That has to be worth something. Maybe we could collaborate on a book? No, never mind. That didn't work all that well the first time, did it?"

"Gratified as you must be, McCrae, listening to the drone of your own voice," Alex said tightly, "we'd like you to sit down now and allow Maggie to speak. If you can prove her wrong—prove us wrong—it will save you an interview with Left –tenant Wendell, as he will be our next audience."

Maggie swallowed down hard on her nervousness. She knew that Bruce could leave at any time, just walk away, and there'd be no way to stop him, not unless Alex was in the mood to play hero, and she hoped he'd remember that Steve was in the kitchen, listening, and that unsheathing his sword stick probably wouldn't be a good idea.

So it was definitely time to cut to the chase, hit Bruce in a way that would force him to stay, and mentioning Steve seemed to do the trick. In fact, Bruce suddenly looked eager to match wits with them. Yeah, well, she'd soon put an end to that!

"You ripped off Jonathan's new manuscript and passed it off as your own," Maggie said, and then waited, letting out her breath slowly as Bruce looked at her for a long moment, and then sat down.

"A masterstroke, my dear," Alex said, leaning down to speak into her ear. "As good as an anchor strapped to his ankle. Now move quickly."

Maggie nodded, cleared her throat. She had it together now, she knew where to start, where to go with this synopsis.

"You stayed friends with Francis and Jonathan after No Secret Anymore. You said so. You visited them, the whole nine yards. And while Francis sort of faded away, and Jonathan had all but dropped off the map, your career kept growing very nicely. Except, wow, now you were having trouble, too. Like Francis, like Jonathan, something had gone wrong. You'd lost something, some edge, and you couldn't write. You'd hit a wall, you were already past your deadline, and you were desperate. We all get blocked once in a while, we all get desperate. But you were scared, and getting more frightened every day you sat at that computer and looked at that blank screen, that blinking cursor."

Oh, yeah, she was getting into it now. Bruce was her character now, and she was telling his story, laying out his fears, his motivations.

"Maybe you weren't really a writer. Maybe you'd been faking it all these years, and now you just couldn't fake it anymore. The world would realize you couldn't write, not really. We all think that, every time we sit down to start another book. First book, twentieth book, hundredth book. It doesn't matter. The same fears come back. But it was worse for you this time. You saw Francis, his despair, his small apartment, the way he'd hidden himself away, frightened of the world that had disregarded his books. And you saw Jonathan West. Who'd been bigger than Jonathan West? Man, if he could fall, how could you not fall? You could be him, you could be Francis. We all could be them, we're all just one book away from being them, aren't we?"

"You always did have a flair for the melodramatic, Maggie," Bruce told her, lifting a tumbler of scotch to his mouth. "I'm talented. I don't have crises of confidence and I never have. That's for lesser talents. Like you. You even failed at romance, and that's formulaic drivel anyone can write."