Donald Westlake - The Hot Rock

"What have you got?"

"Some maps that Greenwood made up of the interior of the prison. Some photos of the outside that I took myself. A sheet of suggestions from Greenwood, concerning guard movements and so on." Prosker took three bulky manila envelopes from his attache case and handed them over to Dortmunder.

There was a little more talk after that, mostly killing time while they killed their drinks, and then everybody stood up and shook hands and they all left, and Major

Iko stayed in his office and chewed the inside of his cheek, which is what he frequently did when he was angry at himself or worried.

At the moment he was angry at himself

and

worried. That had been a slip, to tell Dortmunder how poor Talabwo was. Dortmunder had been distracted by chauvinism at the time, but would he remember it later and begin to wonder? Begin to put two and two together?

The Major went over to the window and looked down at Fifth Avenue and the park. Usually that view gave him pleasure, knowing just how expensive it was and how many millions of human beings the world over could not possibly afford it, but at the moment he was too troubled to enjoy selfish pleasures. He saw Dortmunder and Kelp and Prosker emerge from the building, saw them stand talking briefly on the sidewalk, saw Prosker laugh, saw them all shake hands, saw Prosker flag a cab and be driven away, saw Dortmunder and Kelp cross the street and enter the park. They walked slowly away along a blacktop path, coveys of children ebbing around them as they talked together, Dortmunder carrying the three bulky manila envelopes in his left hand. Major Iko watched them till they were out of sight.

"Nice place," Kelp said.

"It's not bad," Dortmunder admitted. He shut the door and pocketed the key.

It wasn't bad. It was a lot better than the place in Trenton. This one, a furnished one-and-a-half on West 74th Street half a block from the park, was a long step up from the place in Trenton.

To begin with, there wasn't any bed. The room in Trenton had been half the size of this room, and the available space had been dominated by a heavy old brass bed with a faded blue cotton spread on it. Here there was no visible bed at all, only a tasteful sofa that opened up at night into a comfortable double bed.

But the improvements over Trenton didn't stop there. Where in Trenton Dortmunder had had a hotplate, here he had an honest-to-God kitchenette, with a stove and a refrigerator and cabinets and dishes and a drain rack. Where in Trenton his one window had looked out on a narrow airshaft, here his two windows looked out on the rear of the building, so he could lean out if he wanted and see a couple of small trees way down to the right, some bushes and grass in various back yards, a barbecue pit off to the left, some deck chairs with occasional occupants, all sorts of interesting things. And a fire escape, in case there was ever a reason why he didn't want to leave through the front door.

But the main thing that this apartment had over the place in Trenton was air conditioning. The unit was built right into the wall under the left-hand window, and Dortmunder kept it going night and day. Outside, New York City was suffering July, but in here it was perpetual May. And a lovely May, at that.

Kelp commented on it right away, saying, "Nice and cool in here." He wiped sweat from his forehead onto the back of his hand.

"That's what I like about it," Dortmunder said. "Drink?"

"You bet."

Kelp followed him to the kitchenette and stood in the doorway while Dortmunder got out ice cubes, glasses, bourbon. Kelp said, "What do you think of Prosker?"

Dortmunder opened a drawer, reached into it, held up a corkscrew, looked at Kelp, put the corkscrew away again.

Kelp nodded. "Me too. That's a geometric figure, that bird, he don't exist without an angle."

"Just so it's Greenwood he puts it to," Dortmunder said.

"You think that's what it is? We get the rock, get paid, he turns Greenwood back in and takes the thirty grand for himself."

"I don't know what he's up to," Dortmunder said. "Just so he isn't up to it with me." He handed Kelp his drink and they went back to the living room and sat on the sofa.

Kelp said, "We'll need them both, I suppose."

Dortmunder nodded. "One to drive, one to open locks."

"You want to call them, or you want me to?"

"This time," Dortmunder said, "I'll call Chefwick and you call Murch."

"Fine. Shall I go first?"

"Go ahead."

The phone had come with the apartment and was on the stand next to Kelp. He looked up Murch's number in his little book, dialed, and Dortmunder faintly heard two rings and then clearly heard what sounded like the Long Island Expressway.

Kelp said, "Murch?" He looked at Dortmunder, baffled, and then louder he said, "Murch?" He shook his head at Dortmunder and shouted into the phone, "It's me! Kelp! Kelp! "

He kept shaking his head. "Yeah," he said. " I said yeah! Go ahead! " Then he cupped the mouthpiece and said to Dortmunder, "Is it a phone in his car?"

"It's a record," Dortmunder said.

"It's a what?"

Dortmunder heard the sudden silence from the phone. "He turned it off," he said.

Kelp took the phone away from his head and studied it as though the thing had just bit him on the ear. A tinny voice came from it, saying, "Kelp? Hello?"

Kelp, a bit reluctantly, put the phone against his head again. "Yeah," he said doubtfully. "That you, Stan?"

Dortmunder got to his feet and went out to the kitchenette and began to put cheese spread on Ritz Crackers. He did about a dozen of them, put them on a plate, and brought them back in to the living room, where Kelp was just finishing up the conversation. Dortmunder put the plate of crackers on the coffee table, Kelp hung up the phone, Dortmunder sat down, and Kelp said, "He'll meet us at the O. J. at ten."

"Good."

"What kind of a record?"

"Car noises," Dortmunder said. "Have some cheese and crackers."

"How come car noises?"

"How do I know? Hand me the phone, I'll call Chefwick."

Kelp handed him the phone. "At least Chefwick doesn't make car noises," he said.

Dortmunder dialed Chefwick's number, and his wife answered. Dortmunder said, "Is Roger there? This is Dortmunder."

"One moment, please."

Dortmunder spent the time eating cheese and crackers, washing them down with bourbon on the rocks. After a while, faintly, he could hear a voice saying, "Toot toot." He looked at Kelp, but he didn't say anything.

The toot-toot voice came closer, then stopped. There was the sound of the phone being picked up, and then Chefwick's voice said, "Hello?"

Dortmunder said, "You know that idea we had that didn't work out?"

"Oh, yes," Chefwick said. "I remember it well."

"Well, there's a chance we can make it work after all," Dortmunder said. "If you're still interested."

"Well, I'm intrigued, naturally," Chefwick said. "I suppose it's too complicated to go into over the phone."

"It sure is," Dortmunder said. "Ten o'clock at the O. J.?"

"That will be fine," Chefwick said.

"See you."

Dortmunder hung up and handed the phone back to Kelp, who put it back on its stand and said, "See? No car noises."

"Have some cheese and crackers," Dortmunder said.

Dortmunder and Kelp walked into the O. J. Bar and Grill at one minute after ten. The same regular customers were draped in their usual positions on the bar, watching the television set, looking not quite as real as the figures in a wax museum. Rollo was wiping glasses with a towel that once was white.

Dortmunder said, "Hi," and Rollo nodded. Dortmunder said, "Anybody else here yet?"

"The beer and salt is back there," Rollo said. "You expecting the sherry?"