Joe Gores - Cons, Scams, and Grifts

“Carry on, Robinson. I will be back in touch soon.”

Oh Jesus, Robinson! And it had been going so well. Why was the old man all of a sudden pissed, for Chrissake?

How much to tell Knottnerus-Meyer of last night’s probe into Xanadu’s security? Nothing, Marr decided. Never let the right hand know what the left hand was doing. He called the Baron’s suite at the St. Francis Hotel in San Francisco.

“Prepare your plan to test the Xanadu defenses, Baron.”

Over the phone, heels clicked. “ Ja, Herr Marr.”

Stan Groner was learning. He didn’t say it in so many words, but his guarded phone call conveyed the essential message that he wanted a meet where nobody could listen in. It was a nice afternoon, cool breeze but no fog, so Kearny suggested the trail along the sea bluffs that flanked Lincoln Park Golf Course.

As they strolled along far above the smashing breakers, Stan the Man blurted out, “Marr has changed his mind. Now he wants Xanadu’s defenses tested. So the Baron wants you to—”

“Uh-uh. The Baron hasn’t paid my consultant’s fee yet.”

“Cal-Cit guarantees payment.” Stan slid a sideways glance at Kearny’s impassive profile. “The Baron let slip that secret merger talks are going on between his firm and the bank. I want to be one of those still standing when the smoke clears.”

“I just bet you do — but what’s in it for me?”

“DKA gets all of Cal-Cit’s repo work in perpetuity.”

Kearny stopped dead. Crisp spring breeze coming up the cliff face ruffled his greying hair. His eyes had sharpened.

“Over the whole state? Forever?”

Stan’s mild features took on a half-crafty look. He was getting good at this stuff. He nodded. “The bank really wants to get into bed with these guys in Berlin.”

Kearny knew “forever” was a very elastic term, but he said, “Set up a meeting so I can find out what it is the Baron wants.”

Johanna Knudsen was a pretty blonde with a warm face and big blue eyes dancing with laughter. Last year, she and Edna Jacob had become partners as Travel Associates of Richmond. Their office on Park Place in Point Richmond was in a two-story red-brick converted firehouse and jail originally built in 1910.

It was noon, Edna was out to lunch, and Johanna was making out a South Seas cruise itinerary that two elderly couples would be in for that afternoon, when the door’s spring bell jangled. A stunningly handsome, deeply tanned man in his mid-30s came gliding down the aisle of the long, narrow office. Beautifully groomed black hair, zestful eyes, strong features, a sensual mouth. His suit was exquisite. He stopped at Johanna’s brochure-strewn desk.

“Ms. Knudsen, my name is Alberto Angelini.”

Johanna gave him her best smile. “What can I do for you?”

“If I may...” Angelini leaned forward with European élan to lay a business card on her desk, then sat down across from her. He crossed his legs. His pants had absolutely knife-edge creases. “I wish to charter a plane to take fifty people to Europe.” Johanna reached casually for her notepad and drew it toward her. The commission on this might pay off the last of their start-up costs.

“The smallest plane you could get would be a 767,” she said, “and that carries two hundred people. We could probably find another charter group to split the cost.” She glanced at him with interest. “It sounds as though you have a wedding or a baptism coming up.”

“Both perhaps. It will definitely be a pleasure trip.” He gave a rich, mellow laugh that Johanna felt right down to her toes. “I am taking my employees and their families to Roma in the middle of the Jubilee year when the festivities will be at their zenith.” He pronounced it the British way.

“Lucky employees!” she exclaimed with a smile.

He tapped the card he had put on her desk. “I’m the lucky one. My people have made it all possible. The Millennium of the Church is an historical occasion; it will not recur for a thousand years. Heaven’s Helpers supplies vestments, chalices, and candlesticks to churches across the country, books of devotion to Catholic bookstores, and religious items to the gift shops of the California missions. This has been an unusually profitable year for us, and I resolved that the hard work of my staff should be rewarded. Recently holy relics have surfaced from ancient monasteries throughout the Holy Roman Empire, such as have never been seen on this continent. Sacred mementos, carrying the blessings of beatified popes, powerful indulgences...”

Johanna smiled wistfully. Although it sounded a bit exotic, pagan even, it was also, well, in a word, romantic.

Her fingers danced lightly on the computer keys. “I should think... yes... I can probably find you something for late August or early—”

“But no!” he cried passionately. “It must be next week. There are time-sensitive considerations that cannot be deferred.”

Her face fell. “Next week just isn’t possible, Mr. Angelini. We’re entering the peak summer travel season—”

“Please — Alberto.” He checked his watch, was on his feet. “Devo scappare. Lunch, Thursday noon, the Hotel Mac. I leave it all in your hands.” His glance at her was a caress. “By then you will tell me how we can manage this.”

Ballard was blazing. “Why did you tell the Gypsies we’re off Yana’s case?” he demanded of Kearny.

Giselle answered for Dan. “The cops told us to butt out.”

“Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern got a warrant,” said Kearny. “ They think they’ve got proof she did the two old men here in the Bay Area. Where you gonna run to, cowboy, if they catch you still looking for her?”

“They won’t catch him,” said Bart.

“When you find her, what then?” asked Giselle.

“I tell her about the Murder One warrant.” Larry suddenly grinned. “Then I ask her if she did it.”

Fifteen minutes later, as she keyed the door of her little red Alfa in DKA’s repo storage lot, there was a jangling noise behind Giselle. A soft voice asked, “Giselle Marc?”

She whirled, heart thumping. But it was only a buxom tight-waisted woman she had never seen before, peering almost diffidently at her from the shadows beside a repo’d SUV.

Obviously, the woman had dressed for maximum impact. She wore a white off-the-shoulder blouse displaying deep cleavage, and a blue and white full skirt of crinkly material. Gold glittered at her ears, her throat, her wrists, her fingers. She carried a small pink purse at odds with her dress. Her hair was a black cloud around her full, round face. Too much vivid red lipstick; too much mascara, too much musky perfume.

“I have a message for you from Yasmine Vlanko.”

Yasmine Vlanko, aka Yana Poteet! Obviously, not all of the Gypsies were honoring Yana’s marime interdiction.

“What’s the message?”

“The forces of darkness pursue her. It is very dangerous for her. All is not what it seems. You must wait for my call with a date, a time, and a place for a meeting. No names will be given. This cannot be shared with anyone.”

“If no names are given, how will I know—”

The woman shimmied her hips to jangle her golden coins. Clever. She didn’t have to give a name, not even a phony one.

Excitement constricted Giselle’s throat. “I’ll be ready.”

The cab, an extravagance Yasmine had paid for, dropped Geraldine Tantillo on the steeply slanting street in front of her apartment house. She almost ran up the five flights of stairs with equal feelings of excitement and near-pain. She was dying to get at the corset that had tightened her waist from its usual comfortable 35 to a compressed 28, but she felt wonderful. She was a star! Not one of the chorus, not one of the crowd.