He even bought a selfie stick on Amazon specifically for this trip so he could enhance his arrangement of exotic creature photos. They’d be admired by everyone that passed by, court personnel and civilians alike.
With that in mind, Cecil was wearing his incredible khaki-colored fishing vest today, perfect for action photos to put on display. It had eleven strategically placed pockets with zips or Velcro closures. It had tippet pockets, fly box pockets, back pockets, and two interior zip pockets to keep his essentials totally organized. It had three D rings to keep tools in easy reach.
But best of all, it looked exactly like the one Steve Irwin used to wear before a giant stingray killed him.
Why did the Crocodile Hunter have to go to the great jungle in the sky? And so young, too. With so many wild and wonderful adventures lying before him. Adventures Cecil avidly shared from his living room sofa. That was just wrong.
Cecil had been in a slump for days after Irwin’s untimely death was announced. He even called in to work sick so he could watch clips of the funeral on TV.
And then… the vest. Cecil spent hours online trying to find the one that looked the most like Irwin’s. He even tuned in faithfully to watch Steve’s beloved Bindi compete on Dancing With the Stars , voting on his cell phone and home phone the maximum number of times allowed (twelve per phone before the DWTS computerized phone lines cut him off) and convincing friends and family to do the same.
And Bindi won. Cecil was pretty convinced his little tradition of wearing the Irwin look-alike vest during every DWTS episode had something to do with that.
It was the least he could do, right? Right.
Gazing out the driver’s side window, he could hardly wait for dusk. The Feeding Frenzy Thrill was advertised on late night local TV the night before. Cecil saw it during a commercial during the eleven o’clock news, and now it was coming true. What a stroke of luck, winning the free tickets to the Feeding Frenzy Thrill and Night Time Adventure. His name had been put in a “lawman’s lottery.”
He couldn’t believe it. He had never won anything in his life, and now here he was off work, headed to a free day at Gator World. The winning certificate specified today and it was all-inclusive. He could see whatever show he wanted. But of course, the crown jewels of Gator World were the Feeding Frenzy Thrill and the Night Time Adventure. The letter said so.
After the Feeding Frenzy Thrill, he’d chill and check the place out until it was time for the Croc-N-Gator Night Time Adventure. But now? It would be sight-fishing at its best in northeast Florida. This was truly as good as it gets.
His heart swelled. Why didn’t he take off more often? If he hadn’t gotten the free pass, he’d be sitting back in his cubicle on the first floor of the courthouse fielding questions and dealing with all the headaches of transporting a few hundred felons from the Chatham County Jail to the courthouse.
Cecil let down his window and amped up the Billy Joel. The salt water tinged the air and he breathed it in.
Wait! Did he remember to pack his baits? He absolutely always used nice, soft plastic jerkbaits. Yes, he recalled tucking them in his tackle box. The Rhino twitch shad was his favorite. In skinny water, a lightweight lure wouldn’t cause a splash when it hit water. Cecil always cast a few feet in front of the fish in the direction they were swimming. He’d fish the surface if there was plenty of cloud cover and go deep if the sky was bright.
Daydreams of what he might catch ended as Cecil Snodgrass pulled up to the County Road Dock and Fishing Pier. Judging by the empty parking area and lonely dirt road, he was the only one out this early. He happened upon this particular dock a year or so ago. It was perfect for him… 525 feet over the water with a boat ramp positioned back from the pier along a grassy bank.
It took just moments for him to back the Laura Lee to the edge of the ramp, unhitch her, and gently ease the boat into the dark green water at the bank’s edge.
Let the fun begin! Goosing the motor once he got past the no wake zone, Cecil sped out onto open water, the sun slyly edging its way up in a cloudless blue sky, salty spray stinging his cheeks.
For the next three hours it was man vs. fish. Quite often, the fish won but in what seemed like no time at all, he reeled in nearly twenty, mostly reds. They were practically jumping into his boat!
Cecil Snodgrass was on a roll! He was riding a streak of good luck and it just wouldn’t stop! If he were in Vegas, he’d be cleaning out the craps table… he’d be a millionaire right now!
But, glancing at the black plastic sports watch on his wrist, he had to finish up, clean these guys, and head out to Gator World. He didn’t want to be late and fish spoil fast once they’re caught, but he had a plan.
He pulled the Laura Lee back, hitched her up, and headed to a covered pavilion beside the pier to lay yesterday’s newspaper on a low bench. He’d kept the reds wet until he could scale them to make the scales easier to remove. Taking his old fish knife out of a leather holster he kept on his belt, he scaled them quickly and cleanly, the knife blade glinting in the sun along with the shine on the silvery scales of the fish. Their dead eyes seemed to be looking right at him as he ran the sharp edge of the knife against their skin, but neither the blank stares directed at him from the fish’s dark round eyes nor the blood running in tiny rivulets down his wrists and hands bothered him at all. He had cleaned fish a million times with his dad. At the end of the fish cleaning was a nice fried fish platter with his name on it, his dad always said.
Spotting an old water faucet on the outer wall of the pavilion, he tested it first to make sure it was working. It was. Drenching the fish well, he quickly stowed them on ice in his trusty Polar Bear cooler.
Following a sign, he located a public men’s room on the side of the pavilion, washing thoroughly with lots of gooey pink liquid soap from a rusty metal wall dispenser mixed with warm water all the way up past his elbows. He scrubbed his arms dry with rough, brown paper towels from the white tin container above the old ceramic sink. He did not want to smell like a red fish appetizer for the gators that night.
What a morning. Cranking up his Toyota, he headed out the same way he pulled in nearly four hours before. Keeping both eyes on the road, he reached into the car cooler, feeling around for sandwiches wrapped in wax paper and eased onto I-95 heading south.
Cecil’s homemade lunch was just the right mix of bologna, mustard, and Kraft cheese slices. He took a long pull on the cold sweet tea. The guitar wailed as he cranked up the volume on The Essential Allman Brothers Band: The Epic Years . It was Duane Allman, possibly the greatest guitarist that ever lived as far as Cecil was concerned, just as he hit a crescendo.
But what about Dickey Betts? Tough decision. Betts or Duane. And then there was always Clapton. Something for Cecil to ponder. “Lord I was born a ramblin’ man…” Cecil let down his window and hummed it out into the warm air over the water. Humming under his breath was just fine. He wasn’t really the type to sing out loud. Even alone in his own car in the middle of nowhere.
Gator World. Feeding Frenzy Thrill then Croc-N-Gator Night Time Adventure. He played it all out in his mind… turning his flashlight out onto the dark water, Cecil would be the first to spot gators’ glowing eyes swimming closer and closer to Cecil’s camera complete with nighttime photo capability!
The Croc-N-Gator Night Time Adventure started at dusk, when the brave group was to meet at the far south end of Gator World’s parking lot.
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