Cath Staincliffe - Stone Cold Red Hot

I parked outside Mr Poole’s and looked across at the Ibrahim’s. There were two rough rectangles of black paint daubed on the brickwork beneath the lounge window and on the door – presumably to cover up graffiti left by their tormentors.

I picked up the sports bag which held the camcorder, my mobile phone and my handbag, got out of the car and locked it. There was a group of youths at the bottom of the close, clustered round a motorbike. They cast glances my way, one of them made a comment and there was a shout of laughter from the others and a medley of obscenities. I wondered whether my disguise was inciting any more interest than I would have done without it. I’d limited it to a few basic features – glasses with bright red frames, red lipstick, a lightweight grey wig and a stone-coloured mac. The glasses and wig came courtesy of my friend Diane who has a thing about trying out a new look every week or two and who lets me use her cast-offs when she goes off them. I can’t often use her clothes – Diane is a very big woman, she’s several sizes larger than me and makes most of her own stuff as the shops don’t cater to her size or her wacky tastes. The glasses were clear lenses (I ask you) so at least I could see through them without endangering anybody, the wig (grey? what possessed her to buy grey?) was light enough to bear wearing for a few hours without getting a headache though it did make me itch round the hairline and the coat was a bargain buy that I’ve never worn. I kept trying it on but it just wasn’t me.

With this costume my hope was that anyone who met me would only remember an older woman with red specs.

Mr Poole was a large, well-built man with a mane of silver-grey hair, jowelly cheeks, a bulbous nose. Behind tortoiseshell glasses I could see small brown eyes, above them eyebrows run wild. He wore dark trousers and shirt and an old-fashioned cable knit cardigan, the sort with leather buttons.

“Come in, come in,” he stood aside and waved me through. Once he’d shut the door he took a moment to look at me, made no comment on what he found then announced, “I’ll show you round, there’s three windows look across the street. This one,” he took me into the front room, “and two upstairs.”

“It’s very good of you to let me use the place.”

“Well, someone’s got to do something. It gets my goat, it really does, the way they behave. Barbaric. I’d say they was like animals but that would be an insult to the animals. Now, you can see through here.”

We moved into the bay window. I could see through the nets into the house opposite and it was a reasonable view but I was aware that this was Mr Poole’s living room and I would be shooting in the dark to avoid discovery. I thought I’d be better upstairs, a better chance to scan the street with less disruption for him.

We looked upstairs. “I don’t use either of these,” he said, “I sleep at the back, it’s quieter. This is the bigger one,” he switched on the light and a jumble of cardboard boxes and furniture appeared. “I use it for storage,” he said, “mind you, I’ve no use for half this lot, keep meaning to have a clear out, get the Sally Army round to take it away but I never find the time.”

The smaller room had more of the same but the view was slightly obscured by a telegraph pole so I settled on the larger one.

“I’ll close the curtains,” I said, “while I get sorted out. Can I use one of these chairs? Thanks. And when I film I’ll part the curtains but I’ll have the lights off so I can’t be seen.”

Mr Poole watched while I moved some of the stuff around until I could place the chair a couple of feet away from the window. I set up the tripod and fixed the camera on. I’d no need to hand hold it while I was filming from the one position. If I did need to move the camera there was a quick release button securing it to the tripod. I turned off the light then opened the curtains a few inches either side until I could pan right across from left to right without filming curtain. I could zoom in on the Ibrahims’ house and pull back to incorporate houses on either side and much of the nearby street. I couldn’t see the main road from here but the bottom end of the Close was visible and I could film there if I swung the camera right at an angle. I shot a few seconds than played it back in the camera to check everything was working alright.

“Probably be a couple of hours before anything gets going,” he said, “Mr Brennan likes to get a few jars down him before he starts picking a fight.”

“Does he live on the Close?”

“At the end, him and Whittaker, they’ve the houses either side of the alley at the bottom. It’s been hell up here these last couple of years.”

“They told me there’ve been a lot of complaints.”

“That’s right. Even though most people are afraid to say anything – scared that there’ll be comeback if they do. You can’t blame them, especially the young ones with kiddies. Leastways I’ve only myself to worry about. Come on down I’ll make you a cuppa tea.”

He pointed out the toilet and bathroom on the way downstairs, “Help yourself, whenever you need.”

His kitchen had never been modernised and some of the items, like the fifties dresser with its sliding frosted glass doors, were collectors items now for those into retro and kitsch. He made the tea slowly, methodically and we took the drinks into the lounge.

“So how did you come to be doing this?” he asked. “Private investigator.”

“Enterprise Allowance Scheme.”

He guffawed. “I heard of people setting up painting and decorating that way and catering but they let you do that?”

“Oh, there were all sorts,” I said, “a juggler and an interior designer. I think the strangest of my lot was a snake breeder.” I thought back to the training sessions; lectures on self-employment, VAT and tax. A motley group of us, out of work but full of schemes and dreams.

“You got money on top of your benefit?”

“Yeah. Forty quid a week for a year, then sink or swim. They reckoned two-thirds of us would sink.”

“You didn’t.”

“Near thing sometimes though.”

“They don’t have that now,” he said.

The steam from the tea misted my glasses, something I wasn’t used to. I pulled back and they cleared. “I can’t keep track,” I said.

“Seems to be going the American way; welfare to work, cutting people’s money if they won’t take a job. I can’t see as how it’s going to make anything better, not round here. Folks aren’t going to be any better off, doing a dead-end job for the same money as the dole, that’s not going to change people’s futures, is it?”

I shrugged, probably not. And there but for the grace of god…

“And what about these single parents?” He persisted. “Some lasses round here have two and three kiddies, they’re looking after them best as they can, and it’s hard for some of them, I can tell you. And now the government wants them to go out to work and pay someone else to mind their children. They might want to mind them themselves. Ought to pay them to do it. That’s what my wife used to say – raising a family is work and it ought to be accounted for.”

But meanwhile? I thought. I drank my tea. “Some of them might want the chance to work,” I said.

“All power to them,” he said. “But if we go down the road of pushing people into jobs they don’t want; that or starve. That’s not what we set up the Welfare State for,” his voice shook and got louder, “we wanted to protect the most vulnerable – for the good of us all. Create a strong society. Give people the basics, decent housing, decent food, healthcare when they need it, everyone paying in, everyone benefits. Common interest, if we lose sight of that…” He broke off, rubbed his face with his hands. “I’m sorry,” he said, “on my soap-box, hard habit to break.”