Али Брэндон - Double Booked For Death

“I guess you need to do the question routine with me, too.”

“We’ll make it fast,” the detective assured her, his effort at a smile reflecting her own tired state of mind.

He began with the expected queries as to her name, profession, and connection to “the deceased,” as the author had now become known. From there, he made her recount her actions up to the time of the accident. Most of the questions she replied to, but a few she had to answer with an “I don’t know.” One question, in particular, gave Darla momentary pause.

“The books the deceased wrote had to do with ghosts, right?” he asked, getting a nod in return from her. “So, I’m curious. Why are all her fans wearing black capes? That’s a vampire thing, isn’t it?”

“Or goth, or steampunk,” Darla replied, having been educated somewhat on the subject by her younger relatives. “A lot of her readers apparently subscribe to those lifestyles. But you’re right . . . I wondered that, too. I know that Valerie wears—wore—a black cape in her publicity photos, so that’s probably why all her fans do, too. Besides, they’d look pretty silly wearing white sheets.”

Which reminded her of Marnie and the other Lord’s Blessing people in their white choir robes. She fleetingly wondered if she should tell him about the letter she’d received from Marnie, threatening a boycott. Maybe later, she decided. Reese could find out about the Lord’s Blessing people from the highway patrol officer, if he hadn’t already. For now, she was suddenly too weary to want to drag things out any longer than she had to.

Reese, meanwhile, appeared still to be mulling over the black versus white costuming issue, but to his credit he made no further comment on the subject. A few minutes and a few more questions later, he flipped his notebook shut and capped his pen.

“Done,” he declared ungrammatically, but Darla didn’t bother to correct him. She stood, instead, and headed toward the door.

“No offense, but if you have everything you need, I’m going to kick you out,” she said, hand on knob. “It’s been a hell of a night and I’m tired. Besides, I still have to find Hamlet.”

Reese followed her to the front of the store. Now, he nodded in recognition, for the missing obnoxious feline had been part of her official statement to him.

“I can help you look for Hamlet,” he offered. “I’m pretty much a dog man myself, but my sister had a cat when we were growing up. Pain in the butt, he was . . . probably could give your little guy a run for the money. But I got pretty good at cat wrangling.”

“Thanks, but I’d better handle it on my own. The way my luck’s going tonight, he’d probably gnaw a chunk out of your leg for your trouble. I’m already anticipating Valerie’s family coming after me with a wrongful death suit or something. I can’t afford the city taking me to court to cover your pain and suffering, too.”

“Hey, I’m off the clock. And I promise, I won’t sue.”

Reese gave her the same chip-toothed smile that she’d seen from him earlier that night. It occurred to her then that maybe his offer wasn’t totally altruistic. Had he decided to overlook her lamentable interest in the printed word and hit on her?

Darla managed not to succumb to a reflexive eye roll at the thought.

Talk about cliché. How better to get on a woman’s good side than return her missing pet to her? And even if they didn’t find the wily beast, she’d be in her apartment alone with a man she just met. Though Jake had pretty much vouched for Reese’s character, Darla still remembered her Single Girl 101 training. Rule number one: the easier it is for a guy to get into a woman’s apartment, the harder it is to convince him he can’t get into something else! Rules number two and three: see Rule number one.

“Truly, I appreciate the offer,” she repeated, pulling open the door, “but between me and Jake I think we have it covered. If Hamlet hasn’t shown up by morning, I’ll call you to put out an APB on him.”

“Suit yourself.”

His attitude all professional now, Reese stuffed the notebook into his back pocket. “Sorry about how things turned out tonight,” he added. “Jake and I have done this kind of thing a hundred times before. I don’t know how—”

“Don’t worry, Jake already gave me the apology,” she cut him short, stifling a yawn. “ All I want is for you to find out for sure that Valerie’s death was accidental.”

“I’ll be on the computer the rest of the night looking for uploads of video and photos,” he assured her. “With the crowd you had, I can almost assure you that we’ll find something to make the case, one way or the other. ’Night, Darla,” he said and headed down the front steps.

He passed Jake, who was sitting on the stoop finishing off another cigarette. So much for her friend’s latest attempt at quitting, Darla thought, though after tonight’s events she wasn’t about to fault her. Reese paused long enough to exchange a few words with the woman, and then headed off. Darla waited until she was certain he was on his way, and then took the few steps down to join her.

“You ready to call it a night?” she asked sympathetically.

Jake sighed and shook her head as she stared out onto the darkened street in the direction of the accident scene.

“I think I’ll spend awhile on the computer looking for pictures and video of the event. We still need to find out who your Lone Protester is. Even if your religious friend doesn’t face any charges, chances are that girl is looking at some jail time if they find proof she shoved Valerie. And since I’m the only one who got a good look at her face, I’ll be giving Reese a hand on this.”

She paused and glanced Darla’s way. “Any luck finding Hamlet?”

“The little beggar’s still on the lam,” she replied, drawing a faint smile from her friend, “but he’s a big boy, so I’m not going to agonize over it any more tonight. I’ll check out back one more time, and if he’s not back inside by then, that’s his tough luck. I’m going to go to bed and pull the covers over my head until morning.”

“He’ll be fine. Text me if you find him all snuggled up on the sofa, would you?”

“Will do.”

Darla started to rise, only to pause again as Jake put a restraining hand on her arm.

“Listen, Darla, you don’t know how sorry I am about all this,” the older woman said, her usual brassy tones heavy now with contrition. “I did off-duty security lots of times when I was still a cop, with crowds two and three times the size of what we had tonight. Believe me, nothing like this ever happened before.”

“Don’t worry, no one blames you,” Darla hurried to assure her, echoing Mavis’s earlier sentiment and knowing just how her friend felt. “You and Reese had everything down to a science. Not to point fingers at the victim, but if Valerie had just stayed put, she’d have been riding off in that limo with the rest of them right now. It’s her own damn fault for getting into a shoving match. Truly, it’s Marnie who I feel most sorry for, even if she is a wackaloon. She’s got to live with this.”

Jake, however, seemed unconcerned with the churchwoman. She shook her head, shaggy curls bouncing. “I swear, kid, I don’t know how it happened. I all but frog-marched your protester back across the street. I can’t figure out how she got back over on this side again without me noticing.”

“Might have been the fact there were four hundred ninety-nine other girls all dressed in black capes standing around on that same street. Do you think the police will be able to track her down and get any sort of confession out of her?”

“It’s the age of Twitter and cell phone cameras,” Jake said with a shrug. “That many teenagers around, odds are good someone snapped a picture or took a video that caught at least part of the action. Between YouTube and Facebook, something’s bound to show up . . . assuming there is something.”