Кэрол Дуглас - Cat In A Topaz Tango

“The Crawf and all his works do need explaining.” Temple smiled to picture him on the receiving end of a Mad Mama Molina grilling.

Mariah’s absence was troubling, but probably a harmless kiddie prank that would resolve quickly. Watching Crawford Buchanan’s slimy soles being put to the fire before the happy ending? Priceless.

Grilled Crawfish

“Lieutenant,” Buchanan whined, “I’m just a local media personality. Ask anyone around town. I’m a pussycat.”

Molina studied the man sitting in Mariah’s desk chair. He resembled a pretentiously hip wolverine. He was just this side of greasy, one of those small, dandyish men blessed with huge egos and an old-time radio actor’s deep voice.

“Aren’t pussycats predators?” she asked.

“Me?” For an instant he became a mouse. “No, sir! I mean, ma’am. I’m an impresario. I give these kids a chance to sing on my radio show. Do a two-minute routine: ‘Vegas Voices of Tomorrow.’ It’s going to lure American Idol out here next season. Paula, Simon, Kara, the black guy. Our local talent will be presold.”

“You have more than a radio show. You have a Web site.” Molina hadn’t sat. She liked to loom. She bent to activate the mouse roller ball. Mariah’s computer flat-screen flashed open on Buchanan’s Teen Queen Dream ’n’ Scream site. “Looks a lot like you’re selling teen girl pinup photos.”

Molina was clicking through photo after photo of kids who’d gotten themselves up to look like Miley Cyrus or Britney Spears before she became Britney Bombed-out. She paused the cursor on one eager young chipmunk face highlighted with glitter makeup.

“This one is my daughter. My way, way underage daughter. How’d she get her photo on your site?”

“Uploaded it. And . . . and lied about her age.” He swallowed hard.

“You’re saying my daughter is a liar?”

“I’m saying she knows how to spin a résumé. They all do it, add a few years. If you wait until you’re eighteen on a singing or acting career nowadays, you’re Methuselah.”

“Why are you running this site?” Molina asked.

“That’s the site motto. See? Teen Queen Candy-dates. Tomorrow’s Stars Today. “

“You do this for free?”

“No, the site costs something. The girls pay a small fee to be featured.”

“How small?”

“Uh, just one-fifty.”

“One hundred and fifty dollars? Where’d these kids get that kind of money?”

“Usually their parents. Every mom’s a stage mother these days.”

“Not this mother.”

That shut him up for a few precious seconds.

“I’m a DJ,” he said. “I also cover Las Vegas attractions, pop culture. I can’t help running across new talent. There are reputable agents in L. A., Phoenix, Seattle, Denver, the whole Left Coast, who check with me on fresh talent here in Vegas. In the old days, a young talent had nowhere to go but nowhere.”

Molina straightened. Her back ached, as well as her side. Nowadays, at her age, it numbed her rear to perch on a stool at the Blue Dahlia to sing the oldies. She was a never-was who fiddled around sometimes. The creep had a point about ultra-early starts. That didn’t mean wanna-be performers weren’t targeted by predators.

“The Web is cheap, accessible,” Crawford was saying. “These auditions are legitimate. All the major media want fresh talent. Network talent shows, cable TV, the networks, movies. An ordinary person could be king, or queen. The wanna-bes may have more of a chance than ever before but they still need a platform and a facilitator. That’s what I do.”

“You’re the next Dick Clark.”

Crawford Buchanan ran a neat manicured hand through the froth of silver curls at his nape. Even wolverines preened. She supposed someone found them cuddly and cute.

“Yeah,” he said. “I’m a matchmaker between the average kid with superior talent and the big, bad world out there.”

“Then where is my kid?”

His narrow shoulders sagged as he realized that one of his online protégés who was following her star was a police person’s missing daughter. “She’s a good little trouper with a nice big voice, if I remember rightly.”

“You’d better remember damn rightly, Buchanan, because you are going to be my guide into the girls-gone-glitzy world. Where would she have gone to further her so-called career?”

He grimaced. “L. A., maybe? There’s an all-talent, mega-audition next weekend. Singing, dance, acting, the whole ball of media stardom. Winners of other regional auditions can pile up points competing with another area’s pool of wanna-bes.”

“ Next weekend? What’s she going to live on? Who’s she going to depend on?”

“They’re, uh, real go-getters, these kids. Great at improv. Hang out with each other, get tips.”

“So do street kids. Do you have any idea how many parents would like a piece of your smarmy, sorry ass? That’s not including the jail-house rodeo riders you’ll be meeting in stir.”

His face went as white as the silly froth of curls at his nape. “Oh, Lieutenant, sir, I will do anything I can to cooperate. I have, uh, local references.”

“Like, uh, what? Who?’

“Uh. Temple Barr, right here in your house.” He nodded to the hall. “Yeah. Lead PR lady around town. She can vouch for me. Knows I’ve been getting sweet personal appearances for my stepdaughter—well, it’s not official with her mother, but kinda stepdaughter—Quincey. She played Priscilla at the Elvis tribute impersonator event at the Kingdome not too long ago. Quincey is a boxing ring girl at Caesar’s and getting some real good leads out of that.”

“And the original Priscilla was not a rock star’s underage child plaything?”

“No, sir. No, ma’am! It was olden days, but the King did it right. Besides, he was from a rural culture, like Jerry Lee Lewis, and they married young girls young then. Not your daughter, of course! She is purely a commercial property at this stage. I mean, too valuable to mess with. These girls get on Excess Hollywood, for God’s sake. Quincey would give her scheduled boob job for a chance like Mariah’s getting. Ouch! What the hell was that for?”

Molina had slapped the back of his head in farewell, NCIS TV show style, which she hated but which seemed the only appropriate reaction to a cad who would pimp out his teen “sorta” stepdaughter as a boxing ring girl.

She plucked him up by the scruff of his sport coat collar and steered him out of Mariah’s room, pleased she hadn’t plastered him against one wall and cut off the air to his sleazy wolverine windpipe. But no doubt she was being unfair to wolverines.

Wolverine Dreams

Molina walked Buchanan into the hall, slammed him against the wall, and told him to “Stay.”

In the living room, Morrie Alch was waiting with Temple Barr, who’d been disappointed not to sit in on the interrogation. Did that woman have any boundaries? Probably not, which was why she was just the girl for this undercover job.

Molina spoke first. “I’m getting the germ of an idea to go undercover and track Mariah down, but nobody is going to like it, including me.

“Alch, I want your mouth shut on everything for now. Tell command I’ve had a relapse. Pneumonia, but I refuse to go to a hospital. The Iron Maiden strikes again. Infectious. Home nursing care.”

“Can’t I help besides a cover story?”

“You’ve done enough. Keep it shut and I’ll be forever grateful, if maybe not useful to your career.”

“Barr.” She eyed Temple as sternly as an underling, and sighed. “You’ll be doing your Zoe Floozy Ozone routine. Get your gear and act together. I’ll be at your Circle Ritz place in about four hours and I won’t be in a good mood. We may have to drive all over that audition map on the weasel’s Web site, L.A., Albuquerque, Flagstaff, so take a week’s worth of stuff along, including your cell phone, laptop, and Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, black wig. And the usual chutzpah.”