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When Marge Poole managed to get the world’s bestselling writer to come down to Hampton Cove for a reading at the local library, she never expected to become a prime suspect when the man is found murdered instead. Now it’s up to her daughter Odelia to track down the real killer, before the murder turns Marge into an outcast in the small town they call home. But when Odelia’s grandmother insists she join the hunt, things suddenly get a little… complicated.
Meanwhile, Odelia’s cats have some issues of their own to contend with. Like the fact that Dooley has become convinced that the apocalypse is about to happen any day now, or that Brutus has been acting very strange lately. And then there’s the fact that Max and his friends have been tasked by Odelia to lend aid and support in her murder investigation. Soon they’re ferreting out clues, interviewing witnesses and discovering some surprises of their own.

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Frankly I had my doubts whether Shanille had any power vested in her other than the power to lead cat choir, but Brutus’s mind was made up and we’d promised him to stand by his side and hold his paw if need be.

We were looking up at the large oak front doors of St. John’s Church, which is where Shanille’s human Father Reilly works. I have no idea what denomination he belongs to. Humans seem to have so many churches to choose from it frankly boggles the mind. All I knew was that somewhere inside this building salvation awaited. At least in Brutus’s mind.

“Let’s get this over with,” I said, and proceeded up the stone steps.

The doors to Shanille’s church are always open, which is kinda neat in this day and age of the ubiquitous burglar or thieving scoundrel. Then again, who would steal from a church? Instant karma probably hits you with a lightning bolt the moment you try. Or is it the god of the humans who takes care of that? As you can tell I’m a little fuzzy on the details.

I had to push hard to gain entrance to the church, but Dooley and Brutus were there to give me a helping paw. Together we managed, the door slowly easing closed again behind us. The church was pretty dark, but I didn’t mind. I could see plenty. The ceiling was high above us, and tall pillars stood in support of the large structure. Rows of wooden pews had been placed facing an altar, and everywhere I looked I could see statues of humans dressed in some pretty funky outfits. My best guess was that they were either hippies or that they’d lived a really long time ago. At some point I thought I saw a statue of a sheep, but my eyes were probably deceiving me. No human would worship a sheep. Now if it had been a cat…

“Over here,” suddenly a voice rang out. It sounded hollow and echoed through the large cavernous structure. I recognized it as belonging to Shanille so we trotted thither.

“This place is seriously spooky,” I ventured.

“This is a holy place, Max,” Brutus said. “It can’t be spooky.”

Yes, it could, and it was.

We padded across the granite floor, pews to the left of us and pews to the right, until we reached the front—or was it the back? There Shanille awaited us, looking solemn.

“I thought you wouldn’t show,” she said.

“Wouldn’t miss it for the world,” I muttered.

“My spots have become worse,” Brutus revealed, and thrust out his chest, parting his perm with his paws. I looked and he was right. More spots. Yikes. Involuntarily I took a step back, and so did Dooley. Shanille, the only professional healer present, took a step closer and put her paw on Brutus’s shoulder, fixing him with a kindly gaze.

“Before the night is through, you will be healed, Brutus,” she announced.

“Gee, thanks,” said Brutus. “That’s exactly what I needed to hear.” He then gave me and Dooley a dirty look. “You two knuckleheads said you were going to hold my paw.”

“Yeah, well, maybe Shanille should do the honors,” I said. “She’s done this before, after all.” When Shanille looked away, I added, “You have done this before, right?”

“Um… not technically,” she admitted. And when I rolled my eyes, she said, “I’ve done it to myself.”

“You baptized yourself.”

“Well, I had to. It’s not as if I could ask my human. ‘Please, Francis, could you baptize me?’ That would have gone over well. Besides, unlike Odelia he doesn’t speak feline so my paws were tied.”

“Wait, Father Reilly’s name is Francis?” I asked.

But she was already walking away towards a large stone basin located behind the altar to the right. This was where humans baptized their babies. They pour water over their little heads and that’s it. No idea why but then who knows why humans do anything.

“Come,” ordered Shanille.

Brutus took a deep breath. “This is it, Max,” he said.

“This is it, buddy,” I agreed.

And then he took the plunge. Not literally. But he set one paw in front of the other and pretty soon we were all staring at Shanille, hoping she knew what she was doing. The thing is, cats don’t like water. At least not in general. So us willingly and consciously having water splashed on top of our heads was kind of a crazy thing to do. Then again, if I had to choose between horrible spots and a bath, I’d choose the bath. Lesser of two evils, right?

“Hop up,” instructed Shanille, and in an effort to lead by example, she hopped up onto the baptismal font herself, followed by Dooley, Brutus and, finally, yours truly.

The inside of the font was dark, the stone having turned black over the years. We stared into the water, and for a moment I imagined staring into an abyss. Creepy!

“Who wants to go first?” asked Shanille.

“Me, me, me!” said Dooley, holding up his paw.

“Very well,” said Shanille. “Um…” She hesitated.

“What’s wrong?” asked Dooley.

“The thing is, Father Reilly always says a lot of stuff at this point, but I’m always too far away to hear a word he says. Plus, he kinda mumbles a lot, so there’s that, too.”

“He does mumble,” I agreed.

“So I have no idea what he says but he looks very serious and solemn while he says it. And I’m pretty sure it’s something to do with Jesus, the Holy Ghost, and the Father.”

“Whose father?” asked Dooley, interested.

“Father Reilly’s father,” I said. “Duh.”

“Pretty sure he means God,” said Shanille.

“Oh.”

“Yeah.”

“So what I propose is that I say a few words of my own creation and then proceed like I’ve seen Father Reilly do. Which basically is to splash some water on y’all.”

I grimaced. “Sounds like a plan,” I said.

“Let’s get on with it,” Brutus growled. “I can feel my spots getting bigger by the second.”

“Fine,” said Shanille. “Dooley, in the name of the—”

“Stop!” suddenly a voice echoed through the church. “Stop this abomination right now!”

When we turned we saw that none other than Harriet had joined us, and she didn’t look happy.

Chapter 31

“What do you think you’re doing?” Harriet demanded as she bore down on us.

“Getting baptized?” said Brutus, looking distinctly uneasy.

“Getting baptized my ass. You’re getting married, aren’t you?” She pointed an accusing finger at Shanille. “You’re getting secretly married to that female feline!”

“No!” said Shanille shocked. “You’re wrong, Harriet.”

“Sneaking behind my back for your secret wedding. You should be ashamed of yourselves. You, too, Max. I can’t believe you would agree to be a party to this nonsense.”

“What about me?” asked Dooley.

“Of all the double-crossing, sneaky, devious, underhanded…” Harriet fumed.

“We’re not getting married!” Brutus interrupted her harangue. “I mean, who has even heard of cats getting married? That’s just nuts. And very human!”

Harriet narrowed her eyes at him. She looked absolutely terrifying right now, a regular queen of vengeance. “So what is this? A nice little get-together? Conveniently without inviting me? I don’t think so. I hate you, Brutus. And you, Max.”

“And me?” asked Dooley hopefully.

“And you, Shanille—I can’t believe you would stab a fellow female feline in the back like that. Us females should stick together, not let these treacherous tomcats divide us.”

“Can you shut up for one second?” Brutus suddenly roared, and he gave Harriet a look of such vexation that the latter closed her mouth with a click of the teeth. “I didn’t want to tell you this but you leave me no choice. I’m dying, Harriet.”

“Yes, you are,” Harriet said.

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