Julie Hyzy - Eggsecutive Orders

I nodded.

“Out of the blue, Carl calls me. About a month ago, I think. Wasn’t it?”

Suzie was biting her lip. She nodded.

“He starts out like we’re old friends, but pretty soon he’s gloating, saying that he remembers what his dad did for me all those years back. He tells me that he never had anything to do with Mary leaving school or killing herself, but he always resented the fact that I believed he did. And that’s when he tells me that our positions had been reversed.”

“What?” I was totally confused.

“He says that now that he’s in charge of NSA investigations, he’s going to take a look into my file and see if I’ve ever been involved in any terrorist activities.”

My mouth opened. I didn’t know how to respond to that.

Suzie spoke up. “We didn’t know who the guests were going to be before we scheduled the White House shoot. If we had, I can tell you that we wouldn’t have picked that particular day.”

“I’ve never been involved in any terrorist activities,” Steve said. “But my father was a salesman who traveled extensively to the Middle East. Minkus found that interesting. He said he was going to see me hang.”

“Literally,” Suzie said.

Steve fixed her a look. “Even if he didn’t find me guilty of terrorism-and I don’t know how he could-he could kill my career.” To me, he added, “I think that’s what his ultimate goal was. To see me ruined.”

“That’s a terrible story,” I said.

“And that’s why we think the NSA might be looking at us now that Minkus is dead,” Suzie said. “We had a motive.”

Steve stared at the table. “I say: Good riddance to bad rubbish.”

“Wow.” I knew it would be a while before I could take it all in.

“Don’t tell your boyfriend, okay?” Steve asked. “I mean, just in case Minkus was bluffing. Maybe he wasn’t looking at me at all. Maybe he was just playing mind games. He was always good at that.”

“I don’t know what to say.”

“Please, just keep this to yourself,” Suzie said. “For now. The news says they’re working really hard on determining the cause of death. As soon as they figure out it wasn’t something he ate”-she tapped on the DVD case-“and they see we didn’t do anything to poison his meal, we should be okay. I don’t think it would be in anyone’s best interests to bring up all this old history.”

I licked my lips, realizing that the feeling had come back to my tongue.

Now only my brain felt numb.

ON MY WAY HOME, I CALLED BUCKY AND TOLD him I’d gotten a copy of the DVD. He and I made plans to go over it the next day and he said he’d call Cyan to include her as well. While I was on the phone, Tom beeped in, and I hung up with Bucky to take the call.

“Hey,” I said. “Busy night, but I’m finally heading back. What time were you planning to stop by?”

“Ah…” he said. “Looks like plans have changed.”

“You’re not coming over?”

“No.”

“But you mentioned that Craig wanted me to have a look at something. What about that?”

“Craig changed his mind.”

“Do you want to stop by anyway?”

He hesitated.

“Forget I suggested it,” I said. “Never mind.”

“I just think it’s best if we aren’t seen together too much. At least until this investigation is over.”

“Yeah, you said that before.” What I wanted to say was that coming over to my apartment was hardly “being seen” together.

“Well,” he said awkwardly. “I guess I’ll talk to you later.”

“Yeah,” I said. But my heart wasn’t in it.

When I finally made it to my apartment, I was completely worn out from the day’s craziness. Voices-more than just those of my mom and nana-and the scent of fresh bakery met me as I unlocked the front door.

“Ollie, is that you?” Mom called.

I tossed my jacket to the side and put my keys in the front bowl. “Sorry I’m so late.”

“You hungry?”

I was. After the story Steve had told, we were all so drained that Suzie had forgotten to give me my leftover steak. “What smells so good?”

Mrs. Wentworth, Stanley, and Nana were sitting at my kitchen table, all drinking coffee. Stanley stood up. “Here, you sit down.”

I waved him back and poked my nose into the refrigerator.

“I made pork chops,” Mom said. “With that topping you like. Want some?”

Having my mom here made me feel the comfort of being a little girl again. She seemed to enjoy bustling about, and as I took a bite of her homemade pork chops, I thought nothing had ever tasted so wonderful. I must have made a noise of pure pleasure, because they all stopped and looked at me.

“Rough day?” Nana asked.

Mouth full, I nodded.

“The news is saying that the president won’t be able to make it to Carl Minkus’s memorial service,” Mrs. Wentworth said. “They’re having the wake tomorrow.”

Stanley didn’t like the fact that the president wasn’t planning to attend services for a man who had died under his roof. “Not right,” he said. “Sure, I know he’s got a country to run, but would it kill him to take a few minutes out to pay his respects?”

None of us answered him. I took another bite.

“Your mother says you were visiting with the SizzleMasters,” Mrs. Wentworth said. “How did that go? Do they have any idea what might have gone wrong at dinner?”

Stanley gave her a stern look. “Now you’re making it sound like you know for sure that whatever killed Minkus came out of the kitchen. For all we know, he did himself in. He was in the NSA. Maybe he took one of those suicide pills.”

Mrs. Wentworth raised a skeptical eyebrow.

“All’s I’m saying is that we can’t go jumping to conclusions or nothing. We have to wait until somebody finds the answers. Like Ollie here.” He turned to me and smiled.

I looked away, but found Mrs. Wentworth staring at me the same way. “I think it’s up to you now.”

For the second time that night, I nearly spit my food out. This time, instead, I held a hand up in front of my mouth and chewed quickly. “What are you talking about?”

My two neighbors wore twin “Are you a simpleton?” looks on their faces. Mrs. Wentworth patted my hand. “Just do what you’ve done before. Try to figure out who did it. Before long, you’ll have the whole thing solved. And you’ll make the headlines again.”

“I appreciate your faith in me,” I began, “but I think that’s exactly what the Secret Service doesn’t want me to do.”

Mrs. Wentworth snorted. “They’re just jealous.”

The sudden warmth that suffused me had nothing to do with the temperature of the room. It was something much more. I was home, fed, comfortable, and surrounded by family and neighbors who cared about my well-being. And, on top of that, they were convinced I would be able to figure out what the medical examiner, Secret Service, NSA, and other professionals could not. I patted her hand in return. It was nice to feel appreciated.

“Thanks.”

Unfortunately, the warm and fuzzy feelings were short-lived. When my newspaper arrived the next morning, I spread it out on the kitchen table, and sucked in sudden panic when I turned to the Liss Is More column. Reading the first line reminded me-with the subtlety of a gut-punch-that I’d forgotten to revisit Liss’s Web version yesterday to see what comment my mom had left. With the flurry of activity, the plethora of interruptions, and so much on my mind, I’d simply forgotten.

“Oh my God,” I said.

Today Liss Is More says: “Thanks, Mom!”

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