Kate Carlisle - The Lies That Bind

As Derek brought the Bentley to a stop directly in front of BABA’s doors, Inspector Lee returned my call. I put her on speaker.

“Don’t even think about walking inside until I get there,” Lee shouted. “I’m calling a unit to meet you. They should be there in two minutes. Two minutes. Do you hear me?”

“I hear you,” I said. “But I have a class to teach and Derek’s just hanging out here with me.”

“Do not walk inside that building,” she shouted.

“No need for hysterics, Inspector,” Derek said calmly. “We’ll wait right here for you.”

“Hysterics?” she said softly, venom dripping off the word. “You ain’t seen hysterics, pal. I’ll slap both your asses in jail if you’re not outside when I get there.”

“Harsh,” I said, meeting Derek’s amused glance.

“You ain’t seen harsh, either,” Lee groused.

“Now I’m intrigued,” Derek said.

She just growled, then hung up.

I stuck my cell in my jacket pocket. “I think she likes us.”

“What’s not to like?” He leaned over, unlocked the glove box, and pulled out a really scary-looking gun. “By the way, I think you should wait in the car.”

“No. Whoa. A gun?” I waved my hand at him. “There are people in there. My students. That’s not necessary, is it? It’s just Naomi. She’s hardly a…”

“A what?” he said. “A killer ? We don’t know that, do we?”

“But-”

“Sweetheart, believe it or not, I’m a highly trained professional. I’m not going to shoot up the place.”

“I know, I know,” I said, as fear and nerves set up shop in my heart. “But that gun is really big.”

“Thank you, darling.”

I snorted a laugh, ladylike to the end.

He reached for the door handle and I grabbed his arm. “Let’s just give it a minute, please? I’d rather have the police confront her than us.”

“You’re about to get your way,” he said, as police lights flashed behind us. “They’re prompt anyway. I’ll give them that.”

“I’ll say.” I had a feeling Inspector Lee had threatened her fellow officers with the wrath of God if they didn’t get here before we went inside. Good to know she could pull strings like that.

We climbed out of the car. It was dusk and the air was chilling. I pulled my jacket tightly around me as we met the two officers on the sidewalk. One was a woman with blond hair pulled back in a ponytail. The other was Officer Ortiz.

“Hello, Officer,” I said, and smiled at him.

He looked at me with suspicion. That hurt. I hadn’t done anything to him. Yet.

“Officers,” Derek said jovially. “It’s good of you to join us. Shall we?” He swept his arm up as if we were about to enter a grand ballroom.

“You’re not going anywhere, Jack,” Ponytail said.

“And you are…?” he asked in his most upper-crust snooty British butler accent.

“Norris. SFPD.”

He inclined his head and switched to his smooth-as-silk James Bond license-to-kill voice. “Derek Stone, at your service, Officer Norris.”

Ortiz ignored them both and jerked his chin toward me. “What’s going on here?”

“Naomi Fontaine,” I said. “We believe she planted evidence in Mr. Stone’s hotel suite. We want to ask her some questions so we called Inspector Lee to join us. Just wanted to keep everything aboveboard.”

Derek added, “There won’t be any trouble, but we’re happy you’re here. Shall we go in?”

“Hold it, pal,” Ponytail said.

“It’s okay, Norris,” Ortiz said to her. To Derek he said, “I go first. You stay back.”

Derek shrugged, but complied.

Norris flexed her shoulder muscles, making her ponytail bob. “Let’s roll.”

The only thing rolling were my eyes as she manfully adjusted her weapons belt. Then she moved and we followed close behind them, all the way to Naomi’s office. The door was open but Officer Ortiz knocked anyway.

She looked up and gasped. “What in the world?”

“Hi, Naomi,” I said, waving from behind the cops.

“What’s wrong?”

I bent to catch Ortiz’s gaze. “Do you mind?” Then I slipped in front of him and held up the Sleepy Hollow book.

“Derek found this book in his hotel suite. Are you familiar with it?”

She lost all color in her face and her mouth did that trout-caught-by-a-fishhook thing again. Open, close, open, close. Finally, she said, “I-I… Where did you get that?”

“I just told you. Weren’t you listening?”

She shook her head back and forth. “I didn’t… I don’t…” She grabbed her purse. “I’m calling my lawyer.”

Norris yelled, “Put the bag down.” Both cops drew their guns.

Naomi screamed, dropped the bag, and held up her hands.

Inspector Lee came running down the hall, gun drawn.

“I want my lawyer,” Naomi wailed.

I turned to Derek. “I guess that answers the question of guilt.”

Derek stared at Naomi. “Before they haul you off to jail, I want to know why you were so intent on framing me.”

Her eyes widened. “It… it wasn’t me.”

“And yet, you want to lawyer up,” I said, and jabbed my finger at her. “Not a good-faith gesture, Naomi.” I turned to Inspector Lee. “You’re arresting her, right?”

“For what?” Lee asked. “Being an idiot?”

“If only,” Norris muttered, reluctantly slipping her gun back into the holster at her hip.

“Breaking and entering?” I suggested, then pointed at the book. “Or stealing a priceless art object?”

“Where’d she steal it from?”

I frowned at Derek. “From Layla, I guess.”

Lee pushed back her jacket and holstered her gun. “So she basically stole the book from herself. Come on, let’s get out of here.”

“Brooklyn!” Naomi cried. “I didn’t do it.”

I glared at her. “I’m having a real hard time believing anything you say, Naomi.” I turned down the hall in time to see Karalee jump back into her office and slam the door. Great. Everyone in the building would know all about it within minutes.

Naomi ran into the hall. “Wait. Can I have my book back?”

“Civilians,” Norris muttered, hand resting on her gun.

Lee laughed without humor. “That’s a joke, right, Ms. Fontaine?”

“No,” she said earnestly. “I need that book for…”

I cocked my head. “For what?”

“It’s evidence,” Lee said, ending the discussion.

I slipped the book back into the Baggie and handed it to the inspector.

Naomi’s eyes widened; then her shoulders slumped and she walked back to her office and closed the door.

Derek and I followed the cop back to the gallery.

Lee turned and held up her hand to stop Derek. “We’re going to have to search your hotel room, Commander.”

“Didn’t you already do that?” I asked.

Lee looked at me as though I’d been smoking lettuce or something.

I glanced from her to Derek and back. “But you arrested him,” I said haltingly. “Why didn’t you…”

Derek put his hand on my shoulder. “I wasn’t arrested, darling, just questioned.”

“Oh, good.” I turned to Lee. “You should fingerprint his hotel room.”

“Wow, good idea,” she said.

I shook my head and sighed. “Go ahead and mock me, but I’ve had a bad day.”

“Yeah, me too,” she said, her tone friendly again.

“You won’t find any fingerprints,” Derek said tightly.

Lee gave a philosophical shrug. “Let’s give it a shot anyway.”

As predicted, the police didn’t find any fingerprints in Derek’s hotel room, so Naomi was safe from imprisonment. For now.

After my class, Derek and I went out to a marvelous Italian restaurant near Nob Hill. Over tender short ribs in a Barolo reduction with sweet potato ravioli, accompanied by a stunning Bartolo Mascarello, Derek shared what he’d learned during his evening at the police station. He’d spent half the night there with Inspector Lee. Suspect or not, he still had that British commander vibe going for him and the San Francisco cops loved him. Hell, who didn’t?