Lenny Bartulin - Death by the Book

“These old books, they really stink, don’t they? How do you stand it all day?” Peterson grimaced and puffed out his chest. “Like being locked up in an old woman’s closet.”

“Wouldn’t know,” said Jack. “Never been in one myself.”

Peterson’s brow tightened over his eyes like a belt. Jack casually flipped though the paper.

“Good morning,” said Glendenning. Nothing in his tone told Jack a thing. The detective moved up and stood beside Peterson, looking over the counter, itemising everything there with his steely cop eyes. “Sleep well?”

“Not bad. Yourself?”

“Fine, thank you.”

“Good.”

Silence, except for the rumble of buses on York Street. Jack waited, pretending to read. Nobody said anything. Glendenning was obviously a fan of awkward pauses. He was working the room.

Peterson broke the spell. “How’s Chester?” Jack looked up. He noticed Detective Sergeant Glendenning’s shoulders flinch, the barest movement, like he was annoyed. Peterson cleared his throat. “Seen him lately?”

“No,” replied Jack. He wondered who held the superior rank between the two. Glendenning looked around, as though he was bored. Jack got the impression the two detectives were not best friends: or maybe he just hoped that was the case.

Glendenning nodded at the newspapers. “What’s new?”

“Everything’s too expensive and the crime rate’s up.”

“Same old thing,” said Peterson with a sneer. “Living in the city was always shit.” He eyed Jack like he wanted to twist his arm. “Unless you’re your own boss, run your own business. With a little on the side now and then.”

Jack grinned, but not too much. “I was thinking about joining you guys,” he said. “High crime rate equals good job security. Plus the little extra on the side now and then.”

Peterson threw Jack a look like a back-handed slap. “Pity reading books doesn’t count as a qualification.” His pale face looked gaunt under the dull fluorescent light. With his blonde hair and frosty eyes and snarling contempt he would have made a perfect Nazi.

“You got a crime section?” asked Detective Sergeant Glendenning.

Jack nodded.

“Read much yourself?”

“More of late.”

“Courtroom drama or police procedural?”

“Psychological thrillers,” said Jack.

Glendenning nodded and looked around. “I like the police procedural.”

“Maybe you should start writing your own.”

“Yeah, I’ve thought about that.” The detective locked his eyes on Jack but spoke to Peterson. “What do you think, Geoff? I could write this one up.”

Peterson smiled. He had a big ugly mouth with loose rubber-band lips. “Plenty of twists and turns.”

“I could do you a nice deal on a dictionary and a thesaurus,” said Jack. He looked the two detectives up and down. “Throw in a style guide, too.”

Detective Glendenning put a hand in his pocket. Jack noticed it bulge with a fist. Maybe his mobile phone was in there. Or maybe it was an anger-management technique.

“Why don’t you write it for us?” said Glendenning. It did not sound like a question. “You know more than we do.”

“About what?”

Glendenning shrugged, looked away. “Oh, about lots of things, I’m sure.”

Jack rubbed his hands together, softly cracked a couple of knuckles. The cops watched him. He looked around. He was starting to feel like a nine-year-old altar boy who needed to go to the toilet.

Peterson leaned on the counter. “Come on, don’t play the dumb fuck.”

“That’s a good first line for your book.”

“Would you rather we dragged your arse down to the station?”

“Just watch the clichés.”

Detective Peterson turned to Glendenning. “Not cooperating with an official police investigation.”

“Technically obstructing.” Glendenning stared blankly at Jack.

“Technically giving me the shits.” Peterson scowled.

“Am I supposed to read your minds?” said Jack. “So far you haven’t even told me why you’re here.”

Detective Sergeant Glendenning rubbed the faint blue stubble on his chin. “We know somebody is paying you to find some Edward Kass books,” he said. “We’d like to know who that is.”

Jack realised he had been clenching his stomach. It loosened a little. They were not here about the other guy. They were following up angles. Connections. But it was only half a relief. Jack was not sure it was in his interests to tell them anything about Hammond Kasprowicz. He thought about the burnt books and Celia Mitten and the typewriter in Kasprowicz’s study. He thought about Ian Durst. He thought about Annabelle Kasprowicz. Was he trying to protect her or himself? He was not sure what to think. Jack remembered Ziggy Brandt in the back of the big black Benz one day, spread out like he was on a banana lounge, handing out advice to a concerned gentleman who seemed to have some kind of problem. The guy called Ziggy, Mr Brandt . He had little beads of sweat on his forehead. Ziggy told him: “If you’ve got nothing to give, always keep your mouth shut with the coppers. Always.” Jack remembered the big black Benz and the gold Rolex and the Armani suits. Maybe sometimes Mr Brandt knew what he was talking about.

“Chester Sinclair is full of shit,” said Jack. “Four-year-olds know more than he does.”

“Please don’t waste our time, Mr Susko.”

“I work for myself. That’s why my name’s on the sign outside.”

Peterson looked at Glendenning. He pushed himself off the counter, stood up straight. “He wants to be difficult.”

Detective Sergeant Glendenning turned and walked around in a small circle, looking down at his shoes. “No, I’m sure Mr Susko wants to help us to the best of his abilities.” He ran a finger along a bookshelf and then rolled the dust against his thumb. “There’s no reason to be difficult. Not any I can see.”

Glendenning walked back over, hands in his pockets. Unlike Peterson, he had the face of a man with huge reserves of patience, like some kind of police Zen master. Time is on my side because I am time.

“I had a lot of enquiries about Kass,” said Jack, clearing the newspapers from the counter. “School kids, mainly. I thought maybe he’d been selected for a high school English list. Then I found out he was no longer in print. Thought I might corner the market.”

Peterson laughed. “We got ourselves an entrepreneur!”

“Yeah, another hundred thousand and I’ve cracked my first mill. If you guys ever need a loan.”

Glendenning eyed Jack like he was looking through a gun sight. “So you’re not working for any collector?”

“No.”

Detective Sergeant Glendenning nodded, though not necessarily because he believed what he heard.

“Funny that Kass was sitting at the kitchen table when he was shot. Just doing his work like that,” said Jack.

“Why?” asked Peterson. His eyes flashed a little. Glendenning’s stayed blank.

“Well, he obviously didn’t hear the intruder break in.”

The two detectives said nothing.

“Implies the intruder snuck up on him.” Jack pushed his point. “Shooting a man in the head that didn’t even know you were there is a pretty dramatic turn for a simple break and enter. Don’t you think?”

Now Peterson smirked, as though Jack had no idea what he was talking about. Glendenning breathed through his nostrils, slowly, and took his time blinking, as though he was holding a good hand but was unsure how much to bet.

Jack went on: “Broke in, tiptoed into the kitchen, found Kass wondering if his last two lines should rhyme and just let rip. Bang.”

A look slipped between the two cops like a whisper. A moment later, Peterson leaned an elbow against the counter and turned towards his partner. Whatever his eyes said had no impact on Glendenning’s poker face.