Sharyn McCrumb - MacPherson's Lament

I motioned to a picnic table set back under the trees. “Let’s talk about this,” I said. “I need to know exactly what’s going on, and I hope I can persuade you to return to Virginia with me.”

Flora Dabney shook her head. “We’re not going to become prisoners of the state. They’ve taken our house, haven’t they?”

“Yes. And they’re about to charge my brother with murdering you.” They listened thoughtfully while I explained that no one but Bill had ever seen them, and that there was no proof they were still alive.

“I didn’t want to leave a paper trail,” said Dolly Smith. “I understand that’s very important in the fugitive business. Perhaps I overdid it a bit.”

“Your brother is a very nice young man,” Ellen Morrison ventured. “I wouldn’t want him to get into trouble on our account.”

“So you didn’t plan this to incriminate Bill?”

Flora Dabney shook her head. “No. The fact that he was so trusting was helpful, of course, but we couldn’t have counted on it. You see, we received a notice that the state wanted to take over the Phillips Mansion as a historic building, and that we were to be sent to a nursing home.”

“We had to do something!” said Ellen Morrison with a quaver in her voice.

Lydia Bridgeford patted her hair. “I decided to see if there was something we could do. I spend a lot of time at the courthouse doing my genealogical researches-”

“She’s almost back to Noah,” muttered Dolly Smith.

“So I asked Bonnie-she’s the clerk, such a sweet girl-”

“Although perhaps too trusting for a public official,” murmured Flora.

“Just Bill’s type,” I said.

“Well, I watched Bonnie for a while and I learned how things work at the courthouse. All the paperwork goes to Bonnie’s desk. When she gets time, she enters the information in the record book by hand and she types it into the computer records. Well, I got to thinking about this, and I realized that if the piece of paper disappeared from Bonnie’s desk before she entered the information, no one would ever know! I kept going to the courthouse, doing my historical searches, and when Bonnie left for lunch, I’d check through her paperwork. Sure enough, one day the notice of-what was it?”

“Eminent domain,” said Dolly Smith.

“So you took the paper before it could be filed anywhere?” I asked. “That means that Bill did the title search correctly. He didn’t find any lien on the property because there wasn’t one to be found.”

“Oh, yes. We knew that any lawyer would balk if he found a lien,” Mary Lee Pendleton explained. “But we knew we’d have to work fast, before the state did anything else.”

“The newspaper ad was my idea,” said Flora Dabney. “And I said we’d have to get cash on the barrel head.”

“Yes, dear, but the Cayman Islands was my suggestion,” said Mary Lee. “You know I asked that kind gentleman banker-”

“But why did you have Bill run the ad and show the house and sign the deed?”

“We didn’t want too many people to see us,” said Ellen Morrison. “In case they decided to come after us. We didn’t want to be caught.”

“And now we are,” sighed Dolly Smith.

“Rubbish!” said Flora Dabney. “This young lady can’t make us go back. She’s not a policeman.”

“I don’t want my brother to go to jail,” I said. “But I don’t want to see you all go to a nursing home either-if you don’t want to.”

“Perhaps we could send back some sort of proof that we’re still alive-and that Bill is not to blame,” Flora said. “Just don’t expect us to go back.”

“Couldn’t you get people to support your cause?” I asked. “Surely the Sons of Confederate Veterans, or perhaps some state politicians-”

Dolly Smith shrugged. “People are afraid of the Confederacy these days. Too many people linked the battle flag with racism, and no one in government wants his name linked with our cause.”

“You’re politically incorrect,” I said.

“I suppose so,” sighed Flora. “People do want history to be simple. It is inconvenient to remember that the Southern soldiers used to infuriate the Union ones by calling them abolitionists. Most Yankees deemed it a great insult. They thought they were fighting to preserve the union, just as we assumed that we were fighting for independence. Now, of course, it is more pleasant for people to think otherwise. People do like there to be heroes in their histories.”

“My father, Thomas Bridgeford, was a hero,” said Lydia stoutly. “He was a great Southern gentleman. Of course, he lost all his money after the crash of ’29. He was quite old then, of course, and I’ve never blamed him.”

“Which brings us to this,” said Dolly Smith, tapping the metal detector. “I suppose we can tell you about it now. We might need your help.”

“Help for what?” I asked. I hoped they weren’t looking for World War II land mines to carry on the rebellion.

Flora Dabney smiled and patted my arm. “We’re trying to locate the Confederate treasury, dear.”

Edith stood in the doorway surveying her employer with a worried frown. “You look like the fellow for whom Dismal Swamp was named.”

Bill rubbed his eyes and groaned. “Is it too late to consider a career in real estate?”

“Seems like that’s what caused your problem in the first place,” Edith replied.

“My sister says that I’m too trusting.”

Edith considered this statement. “Well,” she said. “I don’t think this would have happened if A. P. Hill had been here. Maybe you just need to be a little more conservative from now on.”

“If there is a now on. If my sister doesn’t find Flora and her cohorts, I could be retaining Powell as my defense attorney.”

If Edith had a soothing reply to this outburst of self-pity, it was forestalled by the appearance of A. P. Hill herself, briefcase in hand, looking as grimly determined as usual. She wore her no-nonsense blue suit, and her blond hair was newly cropped into the unglamorous style she favored to offset her prettiness. Bill resisted the urge to crawl under his desk in the face of such ruthless efficiency.

“Hello,” she said. “My case is finished. We plea-bargained.” She took in the bleak expressions on the faces of her listeners. “What are y’all looking so glum about? I’m the one who lost the chance of a great trial.”

Bill and Edith looked at each other, avoiding A. P. Hill’s searching gaze.

“What’s wrong? Did Mr. Trowbridge finally stump you with a question?”

“Tell her,” said Edith. “I just remembered we need some more manila folders. I’ll run out and get some. It’s almost lunchtime anyhow.” It was ten-fifteen. She snatched up her purse and hurried out the door before anyone could reply.

A. P. Hill set down her briefcase and perched on the edge of Bill’s desk. “Tell me what?” she said with a puzzled frown.

“I had a few problems while you were gone,” said Bill. “First of all, I was handling my mother’s divorce. You knew about that? Well, my mother fired me. Claims I wasn’t devoting enough time to her case.”

“Just as well,” said Powell. “It’s best not to represent family and you probably wouldn’t have charged her, so it isn’t a financial loss. I guess it hurt your feelings though.”

“It might have,” said Bill, “except that I had other matters on my mind. Mr. Trowbridge called this morning. He’s canceling the rest of the yearly retainer for stupid questions. He says he’s decided to take law courses at night at the local community college. He claims that my sister suggested it.”

“That is a financial loss,” murmured A. P. Hill. “I wonder if we can sue her.”