Ellery Queen - A Fine and Private Place

“No, or I’m sure he would have appropriated it. So again-why Nino? Was it because it was the closest name to the look and sound of his lucky number that he could come up with? I don’t believe so. In fact, I’ve done some boning on this, dad. You’re going to think I’m mad, or drunk… “

“I already think so,” his father said with a tired wave. “So go ahead.”

“We’re never going to prove this, but I’m convinced that Tullio Importunato went into the mystique of the numeral 9 with all 9 fingers and both feet before he turned himself into Nino Importuna. There’s a great deal to go into, since from antiquity 9 has been held to be one of the important mystical numbers. It can be found virtually everywhere in the ancient world.

“According to the Pythagoreans, for instance, man is ‘a full chord’-8 notes, diapason-which together with Deity becomes 9.

“It represents the 9-lettered name of God. It’s 3 times 3-3 being the perfect number, the trinity. Lars Porsena swore by the 9 gods. There were 9 rivers of hell; in some accounts the River Styx wound around the infernal regions in 9 circles. Jesus died on the cross at the 9th hour. The early Christian fathers listed 9 orders of angels. There were 9 spheres in the original Ptolemaic astronomy; that’s where Milton got his ‘celestial syrens’ harmony that sit upon the nine enfolded spheres.’ Scandinavian mythology conjured up 9 earths. Deucalion’s ark, before it landed on Mount Parnassus, was buffeted about for 9 days. The Hydra had 9 heads. We meet the Nine Worthies in Shakespeare’s Love Labour ’s Lost and in Dryden, 3 heroes from the Bible, 3 from the classics, and 3 from the age of chivalry-or, as Dryden puts it, ‘Three Jews, three pagans, and three Christian Knights.’ May I add et cetera?”

The Inspector opened his mouth, but Ellery had already plunged on.

“Folklore is chock-full of it. The abracadabra is worn for 9 days before it’s flung into a river. To see the fairy people all you have to do is put 9 grains of wheat on a four-leaf clover. And so on endlessly. To this day, we drink a toast to people of exceptional merit with a ‘three-times-three,’ and it’s common practice in renting a commercial building to find that the lease extends for a term of 99 years. Heraldry recognizes 9 different crowns and 9 marks of cadency, and church architects speak of the 9 kinds of cross. If you’re ‘dressed to the 9s,’ you’re perfectly attired; and let’s never forget that ‘9 tailors make a man.’ If something is ‘to the 9th degree,’ it’s superplus; if you have ‘the 9 points of the law’ on your side, you have every possible advantage short of actual right. Shall I go on?”

“Please, no,” his father groaned. “Granted from all the evidence you’re tossing at me, 9 is one hell of a number. But what of it, Ellery?”

“To Importuna, evidently a great deal. So much, in fact, that I’m prepared to bet he went back to the old Chaldean and Hebrew alphabets, which assigned number values to individual letters. Look up Cheiro’s Book of Numbers. You’ll find that the letter N has the value of 5, I of 1, 0 of 7. N-I-N-0 gives you 5 plus 1 plus 5 plus 7, or a sum total of 18. 18? 18 is made up of 1 and 8. And 1 and 8 total… 9! Incidentally, the Hebrew word chai means life -the Jewish toast L ’Chayim means To Life. The numerical designation of chai is 18, the first multiple of 9, and it’s a number full of merit, being associated with giving and charity.

“I know it’s a cockamamie, dad, but I tell you with pure, unqualified, absolute conviction that Tullio turned himself into Nino because back in the recesses of antiquity somebody worked out a symbological system whereby N-I-N-0 adds up to-here we go again-9.”

Silence and the faint dropping of jaw.

Finally Inspector Queen clicked his dentures decisively. “All right, son, I’ll put a down payment on it. What have I got to lose? On the other hand, what have I got to gain? How does it advance us?”

“The question is more properly, How did it advance Nino? Apparently in the proverbial leaps and bounds, judging by his fabulous success. Do you want a rundown on the extent to which he worshiped at the shrine of the great god 9? It’s all in the fine print of the background reports I’ve been studying for the past two days, and which nobody but I seems to be taking seriously.”

“What do you mean?”

“Importuna would sign contracts and other important documents only on the 9th day of the month, or the 18th which is 1 plus 8, as I just said, or the 27th, which is 2 plus 7.

“New ventures of Importuna Industries were never-repeat, never-entered into or launched, or old ventures liquidated, except on a 9th, an 18th, or a 27th. Even, be it noted (and to the investigator’s credit he did note it) if it caused a delay that meant considerable inconvenience to the parties. Even if the delay resulted in huge gobs of money being lost-in one instance cited by the executive vice-president of one of Importuna Industries’ participating companies, Importuna held up the consummation of a deal for three days until the 18th of the month, in the full knowledge that the holdup was going to cost the parent company over $20,000,000. Importuna, he said, never hesitated in ordering the delay.

“Importuna’s marriage,” Ellery continued. “Note that he arranged to marry Virginia Whyte on September the 9th in the year 1962. The 9th day of the 9th month in a year whose integers total 18, which converts to 9. A year, moreover, that by the nature of mathematics is a multiple of 9. Our late friend wasn’t taking any chances getting married on an inauspicious day, which would have been any day not all wrapped up in 9s.”

“Considering what happened five years later,” the Inspector remarked, “our late friend’s marital good-luck number had the whammy on it.”

Ellery glanced at his father curiously. “Are you suggesting that his wife…?”

“Who’s suggesting?” the Inspector said. “Keep going, Ellery, you’ve got me fascinated. How else did he use those 9s of his?”

“The East Side apartment building Importuna bought years ago. Its street number? 99. Number of floors? 9. Can there be any doubt that those 9s are why he bought the building? Or at least that he wouldn’t have bought it unless the street number and the number of floors had been part and parcel of the property?

“The man was awesome in his consistency. One report comments that practically every article of Importuna’s clothing bears his monogram, and that the monogram in every case-in every case-is not merely NI for Nino Importuna, but it has a strange little squiggle after the / in the design that looks like a small n-e! He wasn’t satisfied with just the NI, you see; he had to have the 9 spelled out by an engraver’s trick. This curious monogram-some of his correspondence refers to it as his crest-appears on his personal and business stationery, on his luggage, on his cars, on his planes, on his yachts-right up and down the line. Even his signature… have you seen his signature, dad, or facsimiles of it?”

“What about it?”

“Evidently you didn’t notice. He always added a flourish to Importuna. A small flourish attached to the final a that, if you examine it carefully, looks remarkably like-you guessed it-a 9.

“To say that he was obsessive on the subject has to be a monumental understatement,” Ellery exclaimed. “Do you know how he paced? How he paced! While dictating correspondence or memoranda, for instance, or thinking aloud-this is a tidbit I had from Peter Ennis-Importuna would take 9 steps one way, 9 steps back. Never more, never less. Ennis says he first noticed it because of a certain rhythm in Importuna’s pacing, and he didn’t realize the reason until one day he counted the steps.”