Mack Maloney: Chopper Ops

No one knew the answer—least of all Norton himself. And in the six months he’d been on the circuit, no one had bothered to ask.

Norton was twisting in the cockpit of the YF-17 now, inverted, looking over his shoulder at the ground below and sucking his oxygen mask like a madman.

He was a handsome fellow. His sandy hair and tanned face accentuated his movie-idol looks, these inherited from his mother’s side of the family. At five-ten, he was taller than your average fighter pilot. But with his broad shoulders, rock-hard jaw, and steely eyes, he looked like a fighter jock.

The bright Nevada sun was lifting large clouds of steam off the whole base now, and the visibility on the ground was almost down to zero. This would make Norton’s practice run a little more difficult—and dangerous. For most pilots this would be the beginning of palm-sweating time, and breathing heavy was a natural side effect.

But this was not why Norton was sucking in oxygen so greedily. He was simply hungover—the lasting effects of a night’s worth of carousing in nearby Reno. Every pilot knew there was nothing like a lot of pure “O” to remedy a hangover. Jazz was simply taking the cure.

He flipped the Cobra back upright and then began a long twisting dive down. He checked the oxygen-enrichment needle on his environment panel, and turned it all the way up to 100 percent. A series of deep breaths and he felt his head slowly start to clear.

Despite the fact that getting the YF-17 gig had knocked him out of an assignment of flying really cool stuff at Groom Lake, Norton enjoyed his air show job. He knew all the secrets of the Cobra by now, and under the hood it was a real hot rod. The manufacturer had rebuilt the plane’s power plants shortly before it went out on the air show circuit, and that had enabled the thing to go really fast. In return for tweaking the engines, the airplane’s service reps asked Norton to beat the pants off any F-16 he might meet out on the road—unofficially, of course. There were some long memories in the fighter plane game. Norton promised he’d do everything he could.

He brought the Cobra back down to two hundred feet now, and leveled off above the steamy runway again. This time down he would practice what he called the TSK—the Ten-Second Killer.

He could perform it in his sleep by now. On the count of one… begin wagging the wings back and forth. Two… three… hit the smoke-release lever. The mist down here was like a forest fire now; Norton was carving through it like a shark through water. At five seconds, level off. Hold for six… seven… OK, kill smoke. Hold for eight… nine… OK, increase throttle.

Ten! Mark! Go!

He took another massive gulp of oxygen and yanked back on the stick. He was soon sitting feet up again, eyes straight ahead and climbing back up to the stars.

He’d kill this hangover yet.

Among the early arrivals at Fallon were two men in a Ford Bronco.

The vehicle was painted black, inside and out. Even its windows were opaque. Though its license plate said it was from California, this type of truck was not exactly unknown around Fallon, or any other U.S. military air base for that matter.

It was a Spook-mobile—and these guys were Spooks. Members of U.S. Intelligence. Real-life men-in-black. CIA. DIA. NSA. NRS. Whoever. It didn’t matter. They were Spooks. Pure and simple.

The truck was a dead giveaway.

The Bronco was parked next to the main runway, away from several knots of early-bird civilians. The two men were leaning against its hood, sunglasses on, binoculars at the ready.

They’d watched the Cobra’s spectacular takeoff, and followed it up until they could no longer see it. They had watched its two approaches, flashing through the thick fog, twisting this way and that, spewing out its colored exhaust fumes before disappearing again.

They couldn’t help but be impressed.

“Well, they were right,” one of the Spooks said as the jet left the Earth’s grip again. “He can fly the hell out of that thing.”

“I don’t think we’ve seen anything yet,” his partner replied.

Suddenly the airplane appeared again. This time it materialized at the north end of the base and began another eye-blistering transit of the main runway. Roaring through the last of the dissipating fog at full power, it rolled wing over wing a dozen times before twisting up and away and ascending into the heavens once again. Between the noise and the speed and the shallow altitude, it was a rather frightening display.

“I don’t know about this,” the first Spook said to the second. “Should he really be flying like that?”

The second man calmly lit a cigarette and threw the match on the asphalt of the fuel-soaked taxi area.

“Ain’t you ever been to an air show before?” he asked. “They all fly that way.”

They climbed back into the Bronco and began driving slowly to a more populated part of the base. They kept the airplane in sight the whole way, watching it continue its bewildering set of aerial tricks. One time, the plane came across the runway, again at mind-numbing speed—upside down. Another time it went by tumbling nose over end—once, twice, three times before recovering Mach 1 speed and disappearing again.

“This guy appears to be a little fucking nuts,” the first Spook said. “Are you sure this is wise what we are doing?”

“Look, we’re just hired hands,” the second man replied. “Let whoever sent us out here worry about that. Besides, maybe he’s still drunk. He had quite a time in Reno last night.”

The plane came by again. This time it was standing on its tail and barely inching its way forward in a kind of waddling motion. Just when it appeared the jet would fall out of the sky it was going so slow, the engine was lit and it rocketed away again.

The first Spook took the binoculars and tried to follow the plane as it ascended again. “Did you know his mother was an extra in Hollywood?”

“No kidding?”

“She appeared in eleven movies from 1962 to 1978. Since deceased.”

“Bummer. His father is dead too, I think.”

“Right. He has no brothers, no sisters, no cousins. Six steady girlfriends in the past ten years but no wife. He has no real family at all. Maybe that’s why he doesn’t mind flying so crazy.”

The Cobra reappeared over the main runway and now went into a series of mind-bending turns. It made six quick circles before pulling up and leaving the area with yet another ear-splitting scream.

The two men in the Bronco were dizzy by now, and stopped watching the airplane altogether. They began driving faster towards the main airplane parking area of the base.

At the same time the YF-17 appeared once again, twisting crazily as if out of control, the last spectacular stunt. The Cobra’s engines were roaring and fire spouting from its tailpipes. Then, as if it was suddenly transformed, the jet leveled out, reduced airspeed, and came in for a textbook landing.

In all, its flight had lasted less than seven minutes.

“From what I can understand,” the first Spook said, “this guy’s whole family has made its living flying airplanes. I’m not sure he’s going to like what we have to tell him.”

The man in the passenger seat just shrugged. “Well, like I said, it doesn’t matter,” he said. “He has no choice.”

The Bronco was waiting when the Cobra taxied up to its hard stand.

Norton had already popped the canopy. Now, as he took one last gulp of oxygen, he finally killed the airplane’s big twin engines and jerked the plane to a stop.

His ground crew appeared and a ladder was fitted to the side of the Cobra. A young airman came up and helped Norton unstrap. This ritual took about fifteen seconds. When it was over, Norton stood up, stretched, and then started down the ladder, taking a glance at the Bronco, parked nearby.