Insatiable

Shoshona pretended to be busy straightening her patterned hose as Meena spoke. Sy,

peering over his desk, couldn’t take his eyes off her long, coltish legs.

Meena wished she had a mini-Butterfinger for sustenance. Or to smash into Shoshona’s

flat-ironed hair.

Flat-ironing! Who even bothered anymore?

Certainly not Meena, who had hacked off most of her dark hair at Leisha’s command—

Leisha’s “gift” was that she could look at anyone and immediately tell them exactly the most

flattering way they ought to be wearing their hair—and who had enough problems making it to

work on time without having to worry about flat-ironing, even when she wasn’t busy trying to

save young girls on the subway from certain death by white slavery.

“We’ll look like total fools,” Meena said.

“I don’t think so,” Shoshona said coolly. “Lust is obviously doing something right. It’s

one of the few soaps right now that hasn’t been canceled or been forced to move to L.A. to

shoot to save money. It’s actually going up in the ratings. And like you said, if we’re going to

survive, we need to pull in a younger demographic. Kids don’t care about soaps. It’s all about

reality shows to them.”

“And what’s so real,” Meena demanded, “about vampires?”

“Oh, I assure you, they’re real,” Shoshona said with a catlike smile. “You’ve read about

those girls they keep finding, drained of all their blood, in parks all over New York City,

haven’t you?”

“Oh, for God’s sake,” Meena said sourly. “They weren’t drained of all their blood. They

were just strangled.”

“Um, excuse me,” Shoshona said. “But I have an inside source who says all three of

those girls were bitten everywhere and drained of every drop of their blood. There’s a real-life

vampire here in Manhattan, and he’s feeding on innocent girls.”

Meena rolled her eyes. Okay. It was true some girls had turned up dead lately in a few

city parks.

But drained of their blood? Shoshona was taking vampire fever—which, yes, gripped the

country, there was no denying that; it was obvious enough that even Consumer Dynamics Inc.

was aware of it, and they were so oblivious to trends that they still thought having a MySpace

page was cutting-edge—too far.

“So let’s give the show a pulled-from-the-headlines feel,” Shoshona went on, “and have

a vampire feed on the girls in Insatiable. Tabby’s friends. And let him brainwash Tabby, and

let Tabby be his vampire bride.”

Sy pointed at Shoshona. “Vampire bride,” he yelled. “I love it. Even better, CDI loves

it!”

Meena contemplated getting up, walking over to Sy’s office window, opening it, and

jumping.

“And you haven’t heard the pièce de résistance,” Shoshona said. “I can get Gregory

Bane—”

Sy gasped and leaned forward. “Yes? ”

Meena moaned and dropped her head into her hands. Gregory Bane played the vampire

on Lust. There wasn’t a single person on earth who was sicker of Gregory Bane than Meena.

And she’d never even met him.

“—to get Stefan Dominic to read for the part of the vampire,” Shoshona went on.

Sy, looking disappointed, sank back into his chair. “Who the hell is Stefan Dominic?” he

barked.

Shoshona smirked.

“Only Gregory Bane’s best friend, ” she said. “I mean, they go clubbing together

practically every weekend. I know you’ve seen his picture with Gregory in Us Weekly, Sy. The

press we’ll get from hiring him will be huge. I can’t believe no one’s snatched him up already.

And the best thing? He has his SAG card, and he can come in this Friday to read with Taylor.”

Shoshona looked like the cat who’d swallowed the canary. “I already talked to him about it. He

goes to my gym.”

Suddenly, Meena knew exactly why Shoshona was spending so much time on that

treadmill. And it didn’t have anything to do with fitting into those Crewcuts.

“There is no way,” Meena said, fighting for inner patience, “that Taylor”—Taylor

Mackenzie was the actress who played Tabby—“is going to agree to play a vampire bride.”

Taylor had recently gone on a macrobiotic diet and hired a personal trainer, shrinking

herself down to Shoshona’s size. Although Taylor was delighted about this—and the attention

the tabloids were paying to her because of it—she needed to watch out if she too didn’t want to

end up in a coffin…something Meena had been trying to warn her about by leaving large deli

sandwiches in her dressing room. Not exactly subtle, but the best Meena could do.

“Tabby will like it if the network tells her to,” Shoshona said. “This is what ABN

wants.”

Meena was trying very hard not to grit her teeth. Her dentist had already chastised her

for doing this in her sleep and prescribed her a mouth guard. Meena dreaded wearing it,

because it wasn’t exactly the most romantic thing to show up wearing to bed. She looked like a

hockey goalie.

But it was that, the dentist said, or a new, less stressful job.

And there were none of those to be found. At least not in television writing.

And since Meena was currently sleeping alone, she guessed it didn’t matter what she

looked like anyway.

“Cheryl isn’t going to like it,” Meena warned them. Cheryl was the veteran actress

who’d played Victoria Worthington Stone for the past thirty years. “You know she’s been

hoping this is the year she’ll finally get that Emmy.”

Thirty years, ten marriages, four miscarriages, one abortion, two murders, six

kidnappings, and an evil twin later, and Cheryl Trent still had never won a single Daytime

Emmy.

It was a crime, in Meena’s opinion. Not just because Meena was one of Cheryl’s biggest

fans and getting to write for her was the thrill of a lifetime, but because Cheryl was one of the

nicest ladies Meena had ever met.

And part of Meena’s plan, in the story line she’d submitted to Sy—but which he’d just

passed over for Shoshona’s vampire plot—had been for Victoria Worthington Stone to fall for

Tabby’s new boyfriend’s father, a bitter police chief Victoria was going to help reunite with

his wayward son…giving Cheryl a sure shot at that golden statuette for which she so longed.

But a vampire story line? No one was going to be handing out Emmies for that.

“Yeah, well,” Shoshona said, narrowing her eyes at Meena, “Cheryl can cry me a river.”

Meena’s jaw dropped. This was the thanks she got for having saved Shoshona’s butt so

many times with her late scripts?

Why had she even bothered?

“I love it,” Sy said, snapping his fingers. “Run it past your aunt and uncle. I gotta go,

I’ve got a meeting.” He stood up.

“Sy,” Meena said. Her mouth felt dry.

“What?” He looked annoyed.

“Don’t…”

There were so many things she wanted to say. Felt as if she had to say. For the good of