David Crane: Scandal school

"I thought you were Skip's girl," he said.

"I am. But like I said, he can't come out. So I thought you would want to watch out for me when he isn't around… keep the other guys away from me, you know?"

John saw that was in Skip's best interest.

Behind the school they found a dog shitless patch of ground and sat down.

"Was that your first-ever fuck today?" Sarah asked.

"Yeah," he admitted. "I had my first ass fuck today, too."

"Oh, my! Didn't it hurt?"

"No, no! I was the fucker. The school librarian was the fuckee. It was okay."

She thought for a while. She said, "What about a blow job?"

John tensed and his pecker soared like a rocket.

She giggled. "No, I meant, have you ever had a blow job?"

"Naw," he said.

"That was the first time I ever did it, when I sucked Skip off in the shower," she said. "It was fun."

"It looked like fun," he agreed.

"That's right… you were there, weren't you?"

"Looking over your shoulder," he said. "Miss Bridewell blows Coach Miller. Did you know that?"

"It doesn't surprise me."

"Well, how about it?" she asked.

"How about what?"

"Don't be so dumb."

"But you're Skip's girl."

"Sure. But my mouth is watering for cock, and if I can't blow you, I'll have to find some other guy and be unfaithful to Skip… you have an obligation to Skip, don't you?"

"Well, if you put it that way…"

Sarah opened his pants and hauled his cock out.

It looked very tasty. She licked the knob for a while, just to get the taste for it, then began to suck with relish. John lay back in the grass, in the shadow of the old brick school house, and fell very good about things. It wasn't every day you got a chance to serve your friend by keeping his girl from being unfaithful. John liked to consider himself a good friend.

He came abundantly.

Sarah coughed and spluttered but swallowed every drop.

John walked her home afterwards, to make sure no other guys got fresh with her.

"I'll see you tomorrow, at school," she said. John was looking forward to school.

The school became rather famous after that.

The first national acclaim came when Sarah Wimpole's parents pressed an equal rights lawsuit, claiming Sarah was being deprived of her rights because she could not attend the boys' gym class. A senile Federal Judge presided over the case. Women's libbers marched with banners in support of the girl. The case was no more ridiculous than any of the civil rights suits that have recently sprung up, nor the judge more senile than many.

On the witness stand, Sarah, looking sweet and demure and flat-chested, got a bit confused by the proceedings.

"I maintain that I am being deprived of dick," she said.

She won the case despite the slip-up.

Coach Miller would have resigned before he would administer a coed locker room but, as it turned out, he had already resigned. So had the librarian. Their co-authored book, "Live Longer and Look Younger… A Layman's Guide to Oral Sex", had been an instant success. It brought greater fame to the school where the research had been done, even more than Sarah's successful law suit had. It made Miller and Irma wealthy. Book clubs, fought for the rights to the impressive work. It became a standard dietary textbook as well as a cookbook found on every kitchen shelf. Joggers were delighted to find they could forsake the agony of running for the joy of eating cunt without harmful results. Vitamin sales dropped off drastically as pussy replaced pills. Coach Miller and Irma the librarian were guests on the John Carson show. Irma showed her Cock Catalogue and explained how it worked. Miller showed his cock. Several foundations gave grants so that the valuable work could continue.

And everything worked out for the best, except one thing: the football team never won a game.